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Digital Paint Community => Other Stuff => Topic started by: BuLLzEyE on October 09, 2007, 04:01:54 PM
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This is a place for anyone to post funny pics, jokes etc.
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lol, I thought the thread said funny stuff at first!
EDIT: It does!!! :D
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lol, I thought the thread said funny stuff at first!
EDIT: It does!!! :D
Well you're just halarious aren't you.
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Ouch, reminds me of a bad Steven Wright joke. Wait, I think that is a bad Steven Wright joke...
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Lmao. Yeah, yeah, that is why I'm wanting other people to post :P
hehe :P
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haha great cow picture :)
(http://warwulf-inc.com/tokyo_drift.gif)
(http://warwulf-inc.com/emo_kellogs.jpg)
(http://warwulf-inc.com/4.jpg)
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HAHA, omg!!! Did you take the "Rapist Search" picture yourself?
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HAHA, omg!!! Did you take the "Rapist Search" picture yourself?
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=rapist+search&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2
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Um...yeah, thanks cobo :-[
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lol no i got them all from 4chan!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvN2VB--iDM
i love that 4chan video! :)
another good one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8gji6hdN-c&mode=related&search=
another good one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssgm5rUpgUs&mode=related&search=
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Lol. Nice drifting, was that you in the Barbie car?? ;)
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http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/demented
and
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/end
Two awesome flash videos. Yet, it only scratches the surface of my links. :D
Edit:
I cannot forget this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWQoK506xkQ&mode=related&search=
Note: A bit disturbing, but friggin hillarious.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4nSmLgq1eE
Same warning as Zorch.
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OK Eiii,
You owe me a keyboard.....
/me will never drink coffee and watch a Eiii recommended video again.
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lol slow jerk for the win :)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4nSmLgq1eE
Same warning as Zorch.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
That made my day! :D
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(http://www.funny.com/_fc/0/2/fn.6205.jpg)
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Haha, i posted all those whitest kids u know videos in a different thread :P
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www.pwned.nl
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tXzKpmRrFs
The comment when she rejoins is the deal maker. Translated from Swedish "ok so im on my period now".
Work, home and child safe.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NViDQi2r7GQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jT5wuqZxG2A
http://www.animationarcade.com/animation/biographymasterchief.html
These are all some some Halo spoofs, and for the 3rd one, it seems more funny if you are familiar with the game. (Just a fair warning)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc3eAPrlOW4&mode=related&search=http:// talk about random...
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YAY RANDOM! (http://home.centurytel.net/pyromancer/game/flash/tdcm.swf) :D
Be ye warned: Its 30 minutes long.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc3eAPrlOW4&mode=related&search=http:// talk about random...
so random it was funny
... now it's crazy
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http://www.turtilla.com/tag/videotag/ylRbo7WidLA-video-pornstar_porn
url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rb9AZAIRQlU]
LoL its not actually porn... (http://[/url)
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(http://www.ukimagehost.com/uploads/fe2bbdbe85.jpg)
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Haha!! Vic, I can't believe I actually get that one.
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Way to steal stuff directly off of Digg's front page.
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Way to get it from someone on IRC, not knowing it was from Digg, and not caring about that either...
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lol @ Willie Stroker, that is such an awsome name to make a first impression!
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By the way, is the joke just "Willie Stroker" or is it the "Nationwide Willie Stroker Judge"?
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It's just Willie Stroker. Nationwide is some random TV program about farms.
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By the way, is the joke just "Willie Stroker" or is it the "Nationwide Willie Stroker Judge"?
Wow. Just wow.
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Haha I actually like nopyo's version better
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBYOpiMdEy8&NR=1
heh this is a classic tech support video :P
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*im still laughing ;D ;D ;D
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MP3::{ "Charlie Daniels Band - Dueling Banjos" }
YEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAWWWWWW KY IS THE WIN! even though i sumtimes enjoy to hear the misses squeal
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:P Americans please don't take offense...:P
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How true :D
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:P Americans please don't take offense...:P
The sad part is, its true. But it's still funny. :D
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lol eh im a little big but glad im not big as fat people :P
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Theyd need a seperate "wherewolf" test for you.
jk, yer the best wulfy ;)
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Newest Ships
USS REAGAN....
Seeing it next to the Arizona Memorial really puts its size into perspective...................ENORMOUS !
USS REAGAN PASSING THE USS ARIZONA MEMORIAL
When the Bridge pipes 'Man the Rail' there is a lot of rail to man on this monster: shoulder to shoulder, around 4.5 acres. Her displacement is about 100,000 tons with full complement.
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US Navy welcomes the USS Bill Clinton
The USS William Jefferson Clinton (CVS1) set sail today from its home port of Vancouver , BC.
The ship is the first of its kind in the Navy and is a standing legacy to President Bill Clinton 'for his foresight in military budget cuts' and his conduct while president.
The ship is constructed nearly entirely from recycled aluminum and is completely solar powered with a top speed of 5 knots. It boasts an arsenal comprised of one (unarmed) F14 Tomcat, which, although it cannot be launched or captured on the 100 foot flight deck, forms a very menacing presence.
As a standing order there are no firearms allowed on board. The 20 person crew is completely diversified, including members of all races, creeds, sex, and sexual orientation. This crew, like the crew aboard the USS Jimmy Carter, is specially trained to avoid conflicts and appease any and all enemies of the United States at all costs!
An onboard Type One DNC Universal Translator can send out messages of apology in any language to anyone who may find America offensive. The number of apologies are limitless and though some may sound hollow and disingenuous, the Navy advises that all apologies will sound very sincere.
The ship's purpose is not defined so much as a unit of national defense, but instead in times of conflict the USS Clinton has orders to seek refuge in Canada . The ship may be positioned near the Democratic National Party Headquarters for photo-ops and can be used extensively for social experimentation and whatever other worthless jobs the ex-commander-in-chief and his wife can think of. It is largely rumored that the ship will also be the set for the upcoming season of MTV's The Real World.
The ship was renamed and commissioned 'USS William J Clinton' when someone realized the 'USS Blowfish' was already taken.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrNqP-DoeS0 - Final Dance Fantasy
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http://www.derrickcomedy.com/2007/08/20/girls-arent-to-be-trusted/
Warning: Lots of profanity and not much funny
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=WkZTlB0Civw
I guarantee this laughable material; courtesy of: Laughing my ass off Incorporated.
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The manualist will make you a song you can't refuse:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOyEw9bT8yQ - Bohemian Rhapsody
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZN1puUwH0c - Sweet Child o' Mine!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0bKq3x74UE - Super Mario Bros.
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Mario: Game Over (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpBGRA6HHtY)
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Holy Jehovah, the actor playing Mario looks just like me...
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moustache and all?
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Yep. I used to have a real thick beard, then I shaved it for a big swim meet last year and haven't had the patience to grow it all back out.
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http://www.ch1ll.de/florian/Matze%20-%20Smokey%20and%20Skater.mp3
http://www.ch1ll.de/florian/Matze%20-%20cRAZYSUPERHIT.mp3
Matze is "TEH KING OF SING!!!!!!!11!11!111Lo1l1o!l1O!Lo1l!o".
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another good one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8gji6hdN-c&mode=related&search=
I had to stop the video at the furries scene (1:17). I was laughing too hard.
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Haha, yeah, that's a scene from Trigger Happy, you'd love it:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=tCrDgm_H678
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=k1MHY_AFNAM
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Oh man. Trigger Happy TV was my favorite show ever.
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Agreed. I wonder if ViciouZ knows Dom Joly...
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lol jitspoe, furries are everywhere cept japan they are all into dressing up like anime characters (cosplay) :)
heh when i saw this video i thought about jitspoe for some strange reason lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4RpxEbY6PI
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=vDy2a9lNXCk&feature=related
Hehe.
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=vDy2a9lNXCk&feature=related
Hehe.
The content of that video isn't as funny as the quality is. As in, the kids making it are really good at it and obviously put a lot of work into it. They have a future somewhere, I'm sure.
That said, that's hilarious.
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=vDy2a9lNXCk&feature=related
Hehe.
I'm still laughing out loud from that, nice Zorchenhimer
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mImRGIKLwA&feature=related
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4RpxEbY6PI&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrdtXxzhBWA
And this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jz3br1q5wIQ there are 3 episodes
Also if you havent already watched this you should ---> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84_QL1kEmH4
Have fun :D
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This was always funny the first time :)
http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3865/Learn+Chinese+in+5+Minutes/ (http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3865/Learn+Chinese+in+5+Minutes/)
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8710404401480208346&q=madness+7&total=843&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=6 (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8710404401480208346&q=madness+7&total=843&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=6)
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http://nancykayshapiro.livejournal.com/35633.html
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=RHEGYJz5Afw&feature=user :D
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=RHEGYJz5Afw&feature=user :D
Are you stuck on these 2 boys Zorch ? :P
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Are you stuck on these 2 boys Zorch ? :P
No, just slightly bored.
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v408/AzraelDarkangel/spartaquiz3.jpg)
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Is that your final answer?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Xfqkdh5Js4
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZrr7AZ9nCY
Edit:
OOH! I FOUND IT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEvYETWVK6M
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=GuMMfgWhm3g - Work-safe
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Zi9GOvR3Ynw - Not so
Of course, y'all know which one is going to be funnier.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oc4oP_ITqMc&NR=1
http://youtube.com/watch?v=GuMMfgWhm3g - Work-safe
Haha, I love that vid.
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The ultimate way to pwn your 4th grade English teacher:
(http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee2/nopyo/pro-noob.jpg)
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A guaranteed laugh:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2iG-hHIhPY
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A guaranteed laugh:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2iG-hHIhPY
Was that a time-back guarantee? I'd like to be refunded 3 minutes.
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I thought it was funny :P
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The ultimate way to pwn your 4th grade English teacher:
(http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee2/nopyo/pro-noob.jpg)
Looks like BaNe's writing... and his maximum level of work.
No offense Nopyo ;D I Do Fo CHINA!
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No offense Nopyo ;D I Do Fo CHINA!
None taken. I love these "Learn Chinese" things :D
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For the New Year humor:
(http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b300/TheViscount/1189677526095.jpg)
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Who is the picture of? Lol.
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and what the hell is he holding?
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It's a random pic of a guy holding one of those plastic things that spins and makes noise... usually a loud clicking sound. But it spins, and he looks surprised, so i found it completely hilarious at 3 AM this morning
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Oh.. Them, I've heard of them. Lmao.
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Human Tetris (http://youtube.com/watch?v=UG0guVq_0uo&feature=bz303) :D
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcSaWV29s3M&NR=1
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Human Tetris (http://youtube.com/watch?v=UG0guVq_0uo&feature=bz303) :D
HaHa!!! I wanna be on that show!!!
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For the New Year humor:
(http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b300/TheViscount/1189677526095.jpg)
That is a gooder. For some reason it oddly reminds me of myself... Don't ask why.
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Ahaha, That guy went home alone that night
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Oh no, he went home with that spinner.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02xkfo3dkmI - Thieves are silent.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRwhLThNF_o&feature=related
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1RD1IUdq6s - toilet lift
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02xkfo3dkmI - Thieves are silent.
Jitspoe. Your sense of humor is quite odd.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRwhLThNF_o&feature=related
...That can't be legal...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1RD1IUdq6s - toilet lift
o.O
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On the subject of toilet lift - has this been posted yet?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMhf2azGW90
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XD anyone notice how the people in power have interesting humor? xD
oh, and what is trigger happy tv anyway? one of those things where they pull pranks on people
On the subject of toilet lift - has this been posted yet?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMhf2azGW90
talk about a new take on toilet humor o.o
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lol, there's more where that came from:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=dvnanFQ85v8
And are the Japanese in power?
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I saw that a very long time ago.
The sad thing is, if you were to pull this prank in the US, you'd get sued.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrNqP-DoeS0 - Final Dance Fantasy
Okay, seriosly... W-T-F, is wrong with your sense of humor.
;)
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=dpGw45FyvaU (http://youtube.com/watch?v=dpGw45FyvaU)
Ouchez
Man I love that show.
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lol, "Now he's a dirty cop."
My favorite is the logs, though. Those things look rough. http://youtube.com/watch?v=n8X7KG2_O7s
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is that hitler ???
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A different kind of human tetris: http://www.flixxy.com/human-tetris.htm
Not as funny as the japanese one, but it's what I imagined when I first heard the term.
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A different kind of human tetris: http://www.flixxy.com/human-tetris.htm
Not as funny as the japanese one, but it's what I imagined when I first heard the term.
simpsons did it!
PHOTOSHOPED!
ive actually seen this video on another forum..
PUH-OWND!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzgEi_u9-88
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LOL
I honestly have about 2000 of these lying around.
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lol that is poster worthy
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LOL
I honestly have about 2000 of these lying around.
Haha, I loved that one. Post the other ones you have.
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K I'll go through them and find the apropreiate ones.
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* will one of the moderators please let me know if im takin it too far
they prolly wont get worse than this:
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(http://mirror.servut.us/kuvat/motivation/spetsnaz.jpg)
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nice one viciouZ
This is my all time fav:
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love this pic
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LOL THAT PUP GOT PUH-ownd
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*y00tz waits for random to end and funny to start
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2 more :D
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=icAji8f3kqQ
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkjGgONl7_A
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lmao that dog one is halrious..(http://img3.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/9ffc78c7fd.jpg) (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/)
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awwww muh post is gone.......... what was wrong with epic bewbies?????
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did you guys check out the redneck one I love it so much!
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=icAji8f3kqQ
lol That radio station is in my hometown!!!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxdauqh3epw
carlton is by far THE best dancer EVER!
new: (http://media.bigoo.ws/content/image/animation_miscellaneous/miscellaneous_119.gif)
ROFLCOPTERS!
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new:
Such a lie.
At least post the version stuck over apocalypse now.
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no when i posted new: i meant like i editied it lol -.-
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It's not really funny, but pretty darn sweet:
(http://www.inet.ba/~admado/cars/new-camero.jpg)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvM8Cp7wnXQ&NR=1 - water bottle jet pack - cracked me up for some reason.
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What a funny man, and his kmart pranks :D.
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...wow...
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lmfqo
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http://www.snopes.com/humor/letters/spree.asp
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The typos, terrible quality, informality, and lastly infeasibility were enough to show it's fake. :P
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Still not satisfied eh?Why don't you try this on for size :D
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The Polite Way to Pee
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach
Good manners, asked her students the following question:
"Shawn, if you were on a date having dinner with a
Nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the
bathroom?"
Shawn said, "Just a minute, I have to go pee."
The teacher responded by saying, "That would be
Rude and impolite."
"What about you Josh, how would you say it?"
Josh said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."
That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. "
"And you, little Sherman, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?"
"I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to
shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner."
The teacher fainted...
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"whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner"
ROFL
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Giant spitwad to the face: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RCBPKN7-_k
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LoL haloshock - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GflI7bKeolI&NR=1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GflI7bKeolI&NR=1) ;D
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... not even remotely funny
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That's what she said.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ccdu8yZIanM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=UvNYP3HEJsw
http://youtube.com/watch?v=mGPjxv82E2k
I'm not sure how this is related to what she said:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=eAYtC_jcK1U&feature=related
Cracked me up in a couple places though: 0:22 and 4:00
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Have you even played Bioshock spook?
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yep.
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A Day In The Life Of A Dog And A Cat
The Dog’s Diary:
8:00 AM - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 AM - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 AM - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 AM - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 PM - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 PM - Dinner! My favorite thing!
7:00 PM - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
The Cat’s Diary:
Day 983 of my captivity.
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.
The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an Attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a “good little hunter” I am. Bastards!
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of “allergies.” I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and Snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously Retarded.
The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the Guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an Elevated Cell, so he is safe.
For now.
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http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Big+Ass+Badgers/ - Best. Trailer. Ever.
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lol suicide roo... //_;
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It actually swam to America, and became an actress.
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Waking the cadaver parody -http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9LXUQglxCQ&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9LXUQglxCQ&feature=related)
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Waking the cadaver parody -http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9LXUQglxCQ&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9LXUQglxCQ&feature=related)
Is somebody actually singing, or did they just record a garbage disposal?
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http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa85/mjet214/mouse.jpg
http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa85/mjet214/eggs.jpg
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http://shirt.woot.com/Friends.aspx?k=4704
I got this shirt in today, and my dad was like, "Can I wear that to work tomorrow?"
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(http://www.thesilence.ca/random_junk/sign_church_wallhax.jpg)
(http://www.thesilence.ca/random_junk/sign_speeding_excuse.jpg)
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Yes Jitspoe, people are actually singing, and people try to make out the words in the song.
EDIT: I have more funny vids such as: End of Ze world- http://www.funnyjunk.com/youtube/1729/End+Of+Ze+World/ (http://www.funnyjunk.com/youtube/1729/End+Of+Ze+World/)
and Halo music video- http://www.funnyjunk.com/youtube/1460/Halo+Music+Video/ (http://www.funnyjunk.com/youtube/1460/Halo+Music+Video/)
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lol... i wonderz where the hidden camera is =/
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EDIT: I have more funny vids such as: End of Ze world- http://www.funnyjunk.com/youtube/1729/End+Of+Ze+World/ (http://www.funnyjunk.com/youtube/1729/End+Of+Ze+World/)
No. Original flash video >>>>>>>> Youtube.
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/end
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http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1802916
lol
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http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1712967
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The original Terry Tate commercials were much better: http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1713334
Edit:
"Where the F*** is Carmen Sandiego" - http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1747610 (language warning, obviously)
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ALl of the Terry Tate videos were great.
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http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1770138
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1761982
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Don't know how funny this is to you guys, but I love this comic strip. :]
(http://i29.tinypic.com/1yjogg.gif)
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(http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o162/Spookyman15/dd889c40e6562d940b01e60858c9ab5a842.jpg)
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The giraffe reminds me of Rick.
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I need not explain... (Hopefully. [Though it did take awhile for it to sink into Bane's thick skull.])
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Another 4chan movie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9819cZZ6Nw
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http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1803224 :]
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LOL i liked doom
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(http://i29.tinypic.com/2lbngg7.jpg)
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The giraffe reminds me of Rick.
:) :]
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(http://i29.tinypic.com/2hn40u8.jpg)
(http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee2/nopyo/2dhwxz7.jpg)
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(http://www.wayodd.com/funny-pictures2/funny-pictures-understanding-computers-1IG.jpg)
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Explosive ice cream? http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1780161
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lol
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Yeah... These fit under random nicely.
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I have that No Tresspassing sign posted on my property ;D
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lol i saw that sharp edges sign a while ago. i was thinking of making it a texture at one point :P
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I have that No Tresspassing sign posted on my property ;D
Only KnacK's sign isn't meant to be funny...
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(http://zorch.viciouz.co.uk/pics/fun8vc.gif)
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lol xD
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(http://zorch.viciouz.co.uk/pics/Yahoo-BSOD-Webpage-36998.jpg)
Yay double post! :D
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to bad your second picture doesnt work :)
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(http://zorch.viciouz.co.uk/pics/fun8vc.gif)
awwww zorch you beat me to it. nice tho
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to bad your second picture doesnt work :)
Fixed.
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yay ? =]
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lol :D I want it. Apart from it would ruin gameplay.
We should make teamed weapons so that the weapon can only be picked up by a certain team. put one in the enemy's base and try to get it.
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heh this video seems like it belongs on the Random Funny stuff thread on other stuff :)
i think someone messed up merging topics :)
ADMIN! CLEAN UP ON ISLE 5!
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:D
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VGCats = Awesome.
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(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a132/materiaall/thor_creamsicle.jpg)
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This is just random http://www.funnyjunk.com/youtube/1412/Gummy+Bear+Song/ (http://www.funnyjunk.com/youtube/1412/Gummy+Bear+Song/)
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http://www.ratedo.com/articles/insanitytest/ - old school
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http://www.ratedo.com/articles/insanitytest/ - old school
Hehe, I failed. ^_^
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Hehe, I failed. ^_^
Me too :P It's as though crazy frog is making those annoying sounds :D
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Some stuff from the humor mailings at work.
Playmobile airport security (read "most helpful" review): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AC0sR5_NTFo
Food court musical: http://improveverywhere.com/2008/03/09/food-court-musical/
Who needs a movie?: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AC0sR5_NTFo
(Don't know if these are any good or not - don't have sound yet).
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Some stuff from the humor mailings at work.
Playmobile airport security (read "most helpful" review): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AC0sR5_NTFo
Food court musical: http://improveverywhere.com/2008/03/09/food-court-musical/
Who needs a movie?: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AC0sR5_NTFo
(Don't know if these are any good or not - don't have sound yet).
Video links of #1 and #3 are the same...
I really laughed at the musical :D
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Yeah I lol'd so hard at the musical
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Improv Everywhere is great. They went into the Abercrombie and Fitch store and took off their shirts. Second video is the better one, I think.
http://improveverywhere.com/2007/10/17/no-shirts/
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Tsk. The 'Food Court Musical' and 'Frozen New York' videos were just pilots to get picked up by NBC (There're more that'll come out, I'm sure). Most of Improv Everywhere's stuff is funny because it's obviously amateurs doing it for fun and the sake of giving other people a laugh, as well. Having high production values kind of killed that whole vibe. The focus on crowd reaction with very obviously dubbed over laughs and dialog, the background music, and the forced conversations at the end of each mission make it so much less enjoyable or interesting than it would have been. I'm glad they weren't picked up for a show, it would have killed a great thing.
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Heh, I think this is a bit more on the creepy side. :P
(http://zorch.viciouz.co.uk/pics/ismael_mario.jpg)
User should be banned for this post
User needs to be committed for this post...... wait, he's in the committee. Too late...
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User should be banned for this post
lol, that turned it into funny. I think I've got it beat, though. Shield your eyes, children...
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User should be banned for this post
User needs to be committed for this post...... wait, he's in the committee. Too late...
:O/me runs
« Last Edit: Today at 11:50:13 AM by Google »
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lol this is so true.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofF7zpnDNEI - shovel = best melee weapon ever.
*WHCLANG*
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dont try answering this question cuz the creator of the comic filled a chalkboard with his professeor without getting anywhere.
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dont try answering this question cuz the creator of the comic filled a chalkboard with his professeor without getting anywhere.
It wasnt the creator of the comic, it was someone who BLOGGED about the comic.......
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In theory, as the number of resistors approaches infinity, the resistance would approach 0. R = 1/(1/R1 + 1/R2 + 1/R3 ...). 1/(infinity) effectively becomes 0.
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have you noticed on the wii comercials that the japaniese guys just show up out of nowhere and the people just act like they know them and let them into their homes. its weird
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no, i haven't noticed.
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what would you do if 2 japanese guys just showed up at your house and wanted to come and play wii?
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Stick the kettle on and let them in, if they didn't look like ninjas.
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LOL! Nice. hey what if they are ninjas?
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LOL! Nice. hey what if they are ninjas?
I'd let my girlfriend beat 'em up.
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LOL! Nice. hey what if they are ninjas?
You only find ninjas at the mall..... eating nachos.....
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This was in my inbox at work. I found it rather funny:
Subject: Rock Band Competition Update
In the wake of a brutal on-stage confrontation, hard-rocking heavyweights Serge’s Grandmother have broken up amidst traded accusations that all four band members are in fact dating Yoko Ono.
With Serge’s Grandmother’s breakup, that hands the Ice, Ice Baby Division to Scientology Saved Me, who will now play the winner of the Life Is a Highway division in the semifinal. To resolve tie in the LIAH division, there will be a one-song rock-off featuring the remaining bands. High score advances to the semi-finals, with the finals to be held at the company meeting one week after.
Also, would whoever took the Rock Band microphone please return it? While I can’t be certain that cowbell damage is covered under the warranty, I’d like to give it a shot…
*holds up a lighter*
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I'd let my girlfriend beat 'em up.
Why not just get some Pirates (http://fanboys-online.com/mini.php?id=4)?
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Real life rick roll: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeuEMeg8eQE
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Death metal puppy: http://www.videosift.com/video/Death-Metal-Puppy
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Death metal puppy: http://www.videosift.com/video/Death-Metal-Puppy
you can get most any dog to do that if you shoot a squirt gun at them :P
http://youtube.com/watch?v=UhHhXukovMU
lol
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http://yugiohcardmaker.net/
My creation:
And yes, I'm trying to say something through his attack point(s).
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have you noticed on the wii comercials that the japaniese guys just show up out of nowhere and the people just act like they know them and let them into their homes. its weird
*Jehovas, not Mormans
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http://www.amazon.com/gp/cdp/member-reviews/A3BW616K0YSSFH/ref=cm_cr_dp_auth_rev/105-5390797-9963653?ie=UTF8&sort%5Fby=MostRecentReview
"This movie is stupid. I got it because I was looking for porn, and no. This movie was the opposite of porn this movie was just a cheep rip-off of mad max. It's only R rated because there's one scene with women with very nice but that is one small scene and the rest of the movie sucked."
"I got this book and I thought it would have good sex pictures in it, no. It seems to be a humerous book for waiting rooms. The funny pictures aren't even funny."
etc, etc
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I have achieved the ultimate random funny thing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU)
>:(User is now banned for life for rick-rolling the forums
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I have achieved ultimate the ultimate random funny thing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU)
cool is the word you're looking for
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I have achieved ultimate the ultimate random funny thing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU)
I don't get it :(
Is it just the 60's/70's/80's culture?
AP US History doesn't cover this...
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I don't get it :(
Is it just the 60's/70's/80's culture?
AP US History doesn't cover this...
Hi, I'm the Internet. Have we met?
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no, who the hell are you and how did you get in my computer AHHHH!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OS007mTMAmA
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BigDog
http://gizmodo.com/368651/new-video-of-bigdog-quadruped-robot-is-so-stunning-its-spooky
http://gizmodo.com/372272/video-of-bigdog-beta-quadruped-robot-is-so-stupid-its-hilarious
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Bigdog will not be scary until it can move quickly and silently.
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Best review ever?
http://www.oldmanmurray.com/longreviews/60.html
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Best review ever?
http://www.oldmanmurray.com/longreviews/60.html
Ahahahaha,
that is the funniest thing I'v read in awhile.
I'd comment on it but don't want to ruin it for others.
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Awareness test: http://www.dothetest.co.uk/
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I have achieved ultimate the ultimate random funny thing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU)
>:(User is now banned for life for rick-rolling the forums
LOL!
I knew that was coming....
Awareness test: http://www.dothetest.co.uk/
OMG that got me so bad. :'(
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Awareness test: http://www.dothetest.co.uk/
Lol now i can't do this test again. Sticked with the bear :P
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Awareness test: http://www.dothetest.co.uk/
lol. i mistook the bear for one of the people on the black team
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One of the code commits at work today:
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Dear Mummy and Daddy:
Camp is fun and I'm eating a lot of doughnutsts !!! Curt today caught a frog and
it climbed into his shirt!
Dave
Dear Dave
Mummy and I are getting a divorce. Will give you specifics when you come home.
Tell Curt's frog we say hi!
Mummy and Daddy
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wait wtf? what a way to tell your kid that his parents are getting a divorce. oh and donuts is spelt wrong
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Since Jitspoe reminded me of it... [NSFW]http://www.scribd.com/doc/437/Best-Divorce-Letter-Ever [NSFW]
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Since Jitspoe reminded me of it... [NSFW]http://www.scribd.com/doc/437/Best-Divorce-Letter-Ever [NSFW]
Also, probably not intended for those <16 but I read it and laughed. Hard.
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wait wtf? what a way to tell your kid that his parents are getting a divorce. oh and donuts is spelt wrong
ummmmm..... I give up on you kid...
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Since Jitspoe reminded me of it... [NSFW]http://www.scribd.com/doc/437/Best-Divorce-Letter-Ever [NSFW]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Soooo wrong, but soooo funny!
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http://www.teamdead.net/gentoo/e-shrooms/ omfg my friend and i sat and watched this for 5 min in class
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y00tz, that was great. Very wrong but funny as hell0.
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http://www.teamdead.net/gentoo/e-shrooms/ omfg my friend and i sat and watched this for 5 min in class
I really hope this doesn't damage my monitor.
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http://www.teamdead.net/gentoo/e-shrooms/ omfg my friend and i sat and watched this for 5 min in class
You've lost the element of surprise.
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i dont think the your monitor will be busted because i have been watching it and my monitors fine.
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If anything, rapidly cycling your monitor will fix it. :D
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ya basically its just the test pattern but made to give epilepitc people siezures (^_^)
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=xAsXtDKdU0Q
An eagle learns about conservation of momentum.
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wow that was cool
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I really hope this doesn't damage my monitor.
"I want to be just like my hero Angel Sanchez... AHHH MY MONITOR'S ON FIRE!"
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"I want to be just like my hero Angel Sanchez... AHHH MY MONITOR'S ON FIRE!"
You left out the best part :(
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sQuba - underwater car: http://matthewnewton.us/node/234
Both funny and awesome at the same time. I would so love to get one of those and just drive it into a lake to see people's reactions.
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OMFG THAT IS SO COOL! I WANT ONE!!!!!11!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AdFA6WWJ7E
Just for kicks.
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(http://zorch.viciouz.co.uk/pics/cat_portal.png)
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lol
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rofl. a bit of c++ that makes me actually laugh.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AdFA6WWJ7E
Just for kicks.
Speaking of kicks... how about a 60 cal handgun?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lzri8dn7p0
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and speaking of hand guns......
this tubby wubby uses his fat flaps in assisting his gun control.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hup7s93y02k
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Hedgehogs: Not just for attacking things in video games anymore!
http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/asiapcf/04/07/newzealand.hedgehog.ap/index.html
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lol. GO HEDGEHOG ATTACK!! why did he want to throw something at the kid in the first place?
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The truth of the strawberry milk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKDYUT2gPLA
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Pooh Biscuits!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNVYWJOEy9A
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I usually click in the middle of a youtube video to see if it's worth watching, and seriously Z, what is this?
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I usually click in the middle of a youtube video to see if it's worth watching, and seriously Z, what is this?
I haven't the slightest clue. :D
Found it on another forum. Hehe.
But its clean, I promise.
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http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/superpiipii.html?cpg=70H - Wii finally lives up to its name.
Watch the video, haha.
Edit: wow, made the mistake of doing what y00tz did on Zorch's video. At least your scene wasn't as bad as mine!
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http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/superpiipii.html?cpg=70H - Wii finally lives up to its name.
O_o
(http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/front/super_piipii_brothers.jpg)
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It's G a y-
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFyO7k0JG4M
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Real life homer-
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That Homer is freaky, yet surprisingly accurate.
Bottles + RC car = Mario?
http://www.myextralife.com/?p=8145
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lol thats cool. someone rick-rolled my P.E. class today. every morning p.e. class has to run for 30 minutes and there is always music going. someone said to turn it to a certain track # and it was "the song" and he just yelled out "RICK-ROLLED!"
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http://www.myextralife.com/?p=8145
I watched that twice before I thought to put my headphones on, lol.
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That Homer is freaky, yet surprisingly accurate.
Bottles + RC car = Mario?
http://www.myextralife.com/?p=8145
O_O
I wish I thought of that. :P
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that must have took days to set up. getting the water inside just right
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I don't know why, but I couldn't sustain myself to not laughing the first 3 times i watched this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V55Zq5whVCI&NR=1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V55Zq5whVCI&NR=1)
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(http://zorch.viciouz.co.uk/pics/1183185589748.gif)
/me hopes he doesn't start a flamefest.
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Um, it was posted, not too long ago.
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Where smarty pants? :P
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I remember it too, but it was all text (typed out on a post) and had a DP theme instead of WWII.
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Where smarty pants? :P
'y00tz' is fine.
http://dplogin.com/forums/index.php?topic=11678.0
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Mine has pretty pictures. :P
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Sleek 127p resolution...
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^_^
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Haha, just had this facebook ad:
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Haha, just had this facebook ad:
url?
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That's a facebook app, I have it. I bought webhead.
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I wanted to see if they had a seller's section.
/me wonders what his kids are worth.......
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depends on thier weight and fat content. the chinese place only wants premium stuff
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Fail.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8ye4mYR878
Old, but I still think it deserves to be on here.
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i just found this site a few days ago http://www.halolz.com/ it has lots of funny game pictures. none of the pictures are edited. except for the words
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Haha...?
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Cool. Another site that spells "missile" wrong.
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Seriously, how the hell did this happen ???
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yes! the rules of mathamatics do not apply!
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Well, I just tried that on my desktop calculator and they must be pretty good at maths
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With the instant respawns, there are essentially infinite players! On a serious note, I think the max player cvar is getting cut off in the server info for some reason, or doesn't have the serverinfo flag set and isn't getting sent.
http://www.bustedtees.com/airguitarhero
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yeh its meant to be 30 but it got cut off but still wtf how did that happen anyway ive got a lame joke whats the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
Ans. Snowballs XD
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(http://hosted.thegroupofthey.com/gtfo.jpg)
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and this is what Z's cat was watching --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU
User banned for rick rolling the forum.
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Darn it KnacK! You stole my idea. :P
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lol rick rolled. there is some funny rick rolls out there. Did knack really get banned for that?
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and this is what Z's cat was watching --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU
User banned for rick rolling the forum.
He dances so well.....Wish i was like him!
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lol rick rolled. there is some funny rick rolls out there. Did knack really get banned for that?
lol now that's funny right there, I don't care who you are.
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yay im funny! wait im funny how?
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my sig is another epic wafflez quote
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that scuba car was cool though. it is also insanely expenive. around 1 mil i think
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Future Future Stoners of America.
President: Wafflez205.
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that scuba car was cool though. it is also insanely expenive. around 1 mil i think
I think you missed it man.
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be quiet im tired and im too exited because im going on a shooting competion this weekend. im leaving at 4 o clock pacific time.
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OK I'll bite....
What are you shooting?
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.. targets .. :D
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as in gun silly g00se
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be quiet im tired and im too exited because im going on a shooting competion this weekend. im leaving at 4 o clock pacific time.
We don't need to know about your personal life man. Thats what your diary is for.
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Why does every thread Wafflez posts in become a wafflez flaming contest?
I think I know the answer.
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Likely NSFW: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoqEu4OoUqQ
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OK I'll bite....
What are you shooting?
i shoot a .22 anschutz rifle. i just got back from the competition and my team won the gold medal in the anschutz division and the Lee Einfield C no. 7 class.
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Speaking of likely NSFW: http://www.crazydeathmonkey.com/animation/dail-l.htm
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Speaking of likely NSFW: http://www.crazydeathmonkey.com/animation/dail-l.htm
Um....
That is disturbing on so many points.........
/me goes to gouge his eyes out.
I would expect Jits to post something like that.
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Speaking of likely NSFW: http://www.crazydeathmonkey.com/animation/dail-l.htm
I watched the first few seconds.
?!?!?
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i hate how at my school there are banned websites that ppl cant get on. now im missing practically every video
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I'm surprised wafflez hasn't brought up "Don't tase me, Bro". That seems like a good, eight-month old video he could comment on...
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thats stupid.
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(http://zorch.viciouz.co.uk/pics/pigcar.jpg)
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The top 10 ways to ruin a VW
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how to improperly make hash browns. There are 14 different ways this can go wrong.
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The top 10 ways to ruin a VW
Its already ruined when you buy it :P i would rather the VW in Zorch's pic then a stock one. :)
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how to improperly make hash browns. There are 14 different ways this can go wrong.
ummmm.......
yeahhhhhh thats not that funny, no offense
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ummmm.......
yeahhhhhh thats not that funny, offense
fixed.
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http://dplogin.com/forums/index.php?topic=12762.0
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lol i like this thread
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Icelandic penis museum: http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080515/od_nm/penismuseum_dc
Hard to read through that without at least snickering.
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He said he began collecting penises 24 years ago, when working as a school administrator
O_o
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right...
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1178/1396214591_8732cbcb9b.jpg)
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For those Brawl fans:
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(http://www.deviantart.com/download/86131324/iGDF_by_Zorchenhimer.jpg)
... yea, I was bored.
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Best feedback ever?
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Best feedback ever?
... wow/ creepy
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http://www.gamernode.com/columns/37-kyle-stallock/6733-how-konami-and-sony-fcked-up-the-release-of-the-limited-edition-gun-metal-grey-metal-gear-solid-4-playstation-3/index.html
Hilarity ensues. Sony can't really do anything right this generation, can they?
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"since when did it become a good idea to take a big Taco Bell-sized s*** on your most loyal fans?"
Hahahahaha!!
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...The details of which I will never [soberly] divulge...
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http://www.patentlysilly.com/index.php
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some of those are just messed up
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOfZPZJHnKg - funniest faces I've seen in a while, especially on that second to last red guy.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=uCqcd8IlNlo - We're brothers forever (sound is really quiet in this one)
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Speaking of American Idol: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjaN6VzhfTg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjaN6VzhfTg) - Milo Turk
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omfx3pVuzDk&feature=related
The guy did it just to get thrown out. He was interviewed a day after the episode aired and he admitted he wanted to just freak them out and get thrown out.
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if she where a bathtub i would Caulk her? what is wrong with this guy?
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Reminds me of this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IQDH0zOqzg - Hey There, Delilah (My Version)
Can't remember if I've posted it or not.
And watch this PSA after it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Do_I7x41YYA
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I've got a million of these (delete pictures that are bad if necessary), and there's more but i think this is enough.Has anybody posted these yet? MOTIVATION!!
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I can relate to #2, #3, #4, and #6 ;D
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Only 1/4 to #4 though :P
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I can relate to #2, #3, #4, and #6 ;D
O_o
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The pikachu one made me laugh. So wrong.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2umEFHeo6mw
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not sure if i have posted these already, but here they are.
www.smouch.net/lol
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Don't click cola's stupid 2nd link. Although funny, it gets annoying once you can't click out of it after 5 minutes.
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thanks for hating. should let everyone find out for themselves. thanks.
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There, happy? :P
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no.
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I clicked the link even after the warning. It wasn't that bad as Task Manager took care of things :)
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It closed after going through all the lyrics. I found it funny. The first link is dead now, though.
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removed. ;D
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I had a drum and bass mudkip chocolate rain roll on my site.
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http://www.spike.com/video/spelling-bee-winner/2862093
I... I'm not sure what to say about this kid...
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Yay autism! Who's idea was it to interview a freaking autistic kid? They are the people that you do NOT PUT ON TV.
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http://www.spike.com/video/spelling-bee-winner/2862093
I... I'm not sure what to say about this kid...
Holy crackers This kid needs to get out more.
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Yay autism! Who's idea was it to interview a freaking autistic kid? They are the people that you do NOT PUT ON TV.
+1*10000000000000000
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(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r258/paulzovighian/2439080330_c5e0e339bb.jpg)
... Take a close look at that desk.
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Easy mistake :P
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How else could they prevent a repeat of this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGLhuF3L48U
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no way? I really dont believe that! HOW STUPID CAN YOU GET?? That's like bringing a polar bear to an alcoholics anonymous meeting
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On the topic of spelling bees...
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6214100200406816721&q=spelling+bee&ei=gOpDSK-fBo6ArgKh4IysCQ
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On the topic of spelling bees...
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6214100200406816721&q=spelling+bee&ei=gOpDSK-fBo6ArgKh4IysCQ
Ouch, poor kid, funny though.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ey-pxV7qPZQ&feature=related the mighty U.S. navy. you tax dollars at work
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And of course, the French, not to be outdone.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QGG6X5w8qs&feature=related
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Well if we are country bashing here, check out the all mighty Canadian Infantry. Didn't even know Canada had a military.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQHJ3ASMF_w
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Well if we are country bashing here, check out the all mighty Canadian Infantry. Didn't even know Canada had a military.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQHJ3ASMF_w
good try, thats the French Infantry.
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French Canadian, same thing, just from Quebec.
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lol they're related.
;D
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Haha, that family guy picture lasted a good 10 minutes.
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/me waits for the ban-hammer.
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my uncle is in the canadian army. im in the royal canadian air cadets. (i might become a cf-18 pilot) we just dont have asny major military stuff because we arent in a major war
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my uncle is in the canadian army. im in the royal canadian air cadets. (i might become a cf-18 pilot) we just dont have asny major military stuff because we arent in a major war
lol? Why is this in random funny stuff?
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Canada is funny. America ftw!
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lol? Why is this in random funny stuff?
* Garrett stops himself from a sarcastic reply directed at Canada...
No more country bashing, always leads to bans and flame wars.
(http://www.worth1000.com/web/media/66066/FarSide15.JPG)
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http://aigamedev.com/combat/cover-object-behavior - seems not only AI in video games struggles with cover behavior.
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lol nice. one grenade= 1 platoon gone
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http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia) Hahaha. Funniest site ever.
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Box_Hill (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Box_Hill) - I go to school in that suburb and most of teh crap in there actually makes sense.
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(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/1159667323241.jpg)
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Well some funny videos I've seen:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1TnzCiUSI0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1TnzCiUSI0)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtwdYDEsJpY&fmt=18 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtwdYDEsJpY&fmt=18)
Oh yeah, I was spell checking the post:
(http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/8648/dpspellchecktd0.png) (http://imageshack.us)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1TnzCiUSI0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1TnzCiUSI0)
Haha, I didn't get into at first, but very funny.
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Asassan's creed - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20QBe43tyVM
Naked Gun Intro... in GTA4: http://www.gamesradar.com/f/naked-gun-intro-done-in-gta-iv/a-20080606103058468042
Edit: Found another funny: http://yeinjee.com/discovery/here-comes-the-trophy/
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This is halarious!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE3KdcTgrno (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE3KdcTgrno)
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This is halarious!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE3KdcTgrno (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE3KdcTgrno)
Ye olde.
Also oldish, but hasn't been here yet.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muP9eH2p2PI
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lol nice. one grenade= 1 platoon gone
Unless the grenade is in this game, in which case 2-3 people gone... -.-
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This is halarious!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE3KdcTgrno (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE3KdcTgrno)
Jitspoe links/references this monthly... where have you been?
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owned!
http://www.break.com/index/puppies-get-revenge-on-marine.html
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Ye olde.
Also oldish, but hasn't been here yet.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muP9eH2p2PI
Wow, I'm at a loss for words. How did I miss this one? It's like somebody took the whole Internet and stuck it in one video.
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And a catchy song!
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pork_and_Beans_(song)
Awesome
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I think this is hilarious!!! Duke nukem ventrilo harassment- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE3KdcTgrno (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE3KdcTgrno) I think this is funny too - So there I was in my kayak- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9vpDfshjFo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9vpDfshjFo)
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pork_and_Beans_(song)
Awesome
Bahahahahah!!
Official Music Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muP9eH2p2PI) :D
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Bahahahahah!!
Official Music Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muP9eH2p2PI) :D
Eiii already beat you to it.Also oldish, but hasn't been here yet.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muP9eH2p2PI
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RV-nrUHtlfc
Parody of Pork and Beans.
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Butter parody!!!
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Catchy commercial: http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=511771
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lol at the end wat the guy thats controlling the crane does.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdCJzO3w7_M
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Cereal parody!!!
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=1w3evmb-z4Y&feature=related
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ViciouZ, this ones for you. Haha.
(http://zorchenhimer.com/pics/shirt_limey-1.jpg)
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=9U72QVCgh_Q
Includes a bit of profanity, none of which is said in English. I dunno if it's acceptable or not, if not take it off, mods.
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=1IMfjjh2lsA&feature=related
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ViciouZ, this ones for you. Haha.
(http://zorchenhimer.com/pics/shirt_limey-1.jpg)
Need to get the shirt of that :D
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lol at this picture. light beer in his car :D
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(http://zorchenhimer.com/pics/redring-star.jpg)
(http://zorchenhimer.com/pics/madness.jpg)
(http://zorchenhimer.com/pics/lobsterknifefight.jpg)
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I never knew it was so literal. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lobster_Wars)
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http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/environment/article3760843.ece - apparently the PS3 uses 3x's the energy of a fridge.
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you mean 5x.
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oh man, so funny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8Kyi0WNg40&feature=related
and...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54vtXRI32MQ&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kaouy4QT9vE&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQyquZolEfs&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lXL7HflU1Q&feature=related
etc
etc
shhh, i realise its probably old but i've never seen it!
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Haha those are pretty funny. Nice post lekky
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http://paralleldivergence.com/2007/06/03/the-private-lives-of-google-street-view/
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I find this utterly halarious, but imature and disgusting at the same time: Fart Sounboard, go mess with some farts http://www.fart-sounds.net/fart_sound_board.htm (http://www.fart-sounds.net/fart_sound_board.htm)
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Everyone has heard of Limbo of the Lost by now, right? If not, Google it!
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Some rejected crayon colors.
(http://www.hillsdalesites.org/personal/dwestblade/pix/humor/Rejected_Crayons.jpg)
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hahaha nice.
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lol, nice. Let me go find the set of emo crayons now
Edit: Found it
(http://imagechan.com/images/nsfw-crayemo.jpg)
Sorry about the size, I didn't remember it being so huge
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http://planetcallofduty.gamespy.com/fullstory.php?id=151558
i think i pissed myself a little. call of duty world at war. back in WWII but it sounds really coolTo help simulate the Japanese's different style of warfare, Treyarch has completely re-tinkered the enemy AI in World at War. Instead of taking cover and flanking in traditional European battle strategies, the Japanese hide in trees, sneak through the overgrowth and scrabble, katana in hand in violent suicide attacks.
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i think i pissed myself a little.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo you failed the final test to prove you're not 7. :(
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back in WWII but it sounds really cool
You do realise the first 3 call of duty games were set in WWII?
edit: looks like i misunderstood.
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http://www.cbc.ca/bc/features/found-feet/ - somebody decided to create an interactive map for all of the feet that have been showing up near B.C.'s shores.
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never gets old.....
http://www.endofworld.net/
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XD @ Jitspoe
On Letterman the other night he asked a couple Canadian ladies if they heard about that and they were like "wtf?"
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never gets old.....
http://www.endofworld.net/
Well, not as good as that but still: http://youtube.com/watch?v=As95It6kBTg&feature=related
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one foot washed up on the island across from where i live.
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For anyone that can find a good use for this:
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omfg lol
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"Its there! Wait! No, its over there! w00t!"
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one foot washed up on the island across from where i live.
And what island might that be?
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gabriola. yeah i live in nanaimo
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Eradicator told me to post this one- http://www.truveo.com/Brian-Griffin-Never-gonna-give-you-up/id/810560640 (http://www.truveo.com/Brian-Griffin-Never-gonna-give-you-up/id/810560640)
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Eradicator told me to post this one- http://www.truveo.com/Brian-Griffin-Never-gonna-give-you-up/id/810560640 (http://www.truveo.com/Brian-Griffin-Never-gonna-give-you-up/id/810560640)
It's like a blatant, half-assed rickroll, but you carefully pinned it on Erad..
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I have achieved the ultimate random funny thing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU)
>:(User is now banned for life for rick-rolling the forums
I've already been banned for life for rick-rolling the forums, now it should be miz's turn.
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;D
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How could you guys fall for that rick-roll? It says "Never gonna give you up" in the link. I pray I wasn't the only one to survive this rick-rolling attempt. :P
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/me is rick-roll proof!
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Where the Hell is Matt? (2008)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlfKdbWwruY
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Cough (http://dplogin.com/forums/index.php?topic=12879.msg136669#msg136669).
Of course, I put it in awesome because that's where it belongs.
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http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=3455278 - Judge rules that Duke sucks.
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Oh, that's hardly the point of that story. Don't say such harsh things or you might get Wafflez into a frenzy.
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lol
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A fast-food restaurant in Beirut's war-torn southern suburb has hit upon an explosive way to attract customers. (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/7468729.stm)
(http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44770000/jpg/_44770173_menu466.jpg)
:D
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Lol, Buns and Guns. A Sandwich Can Kill You.
Catchy.
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I heard some famous singer got put into jail, here is the video about it: http:/www.pinkponies.com
anyone ever heard of him?
Ban this guy >:(
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Ban this guy >:(
XD I opened the link, saw "Rick--" and closed it just as it was about to play. Was it a rick-roll? Probably. Will I go back to find out? Screw that.
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fixed
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hah knack right after he posted that second rick-roll i was like "I'll bet you any amount of money knack will just delete your post". I wish I would of actually bet him some money. lol
WAIT! the link is still in laged's quote
Rick-Roll lives on!!!!!
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;) :
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OMG if you keep this up people are gonna find out where we live and burn our house down!
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hah knack right after he posted that second rick-roll i was like "I'll bet you any amount of money knack will just delete your post". I wish I would of actually bet him some money. lol
WAIT! the link is still in laged's quote
Rick-Roll lives on!!!!!
What link???????
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I don't see a link in my post. It must be your eyes..
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lulz
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Be proud of yourself that you are capable of deleting things.
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;) :
lmao
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;) :
I'll admit I laughed at that one.
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I swear hes got like a rick roll fetish or something.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hyJIZ0tEGE - A red flag should go up when somebody hands you a red flag...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=D3unTkT3_6Q - When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When it doesn't... find another way to make lemonade.
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^ I would s#%@ bricks
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Qsi_YHQbtw - can't a guy wear a stocking over his head these days?
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(http://i.somethingawful.com//sasbi/2006/09/jumpman16/Cutty.jpg)
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lol,
Great with children (assuming you don’t like the children).
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LOL!
he will protect your family from evil things, including:
*Chuck Norris
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About the candid camera stuff:
If they pay you to pull the prank, don't do it. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9GftAR3NZ4&feature=related)
[/life_lesson]
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NSFW?
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/cos/689947124.html
http://www.bash.org/?868223
http://www.bash.org/?868827
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All the diapers are from my grandmother wo lives with me
If I were that trashman I would ask my boss for a new route.
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P.S. I'm single with no kids. All the diapers are from my grandmother who lives with me.
ick....
Bash #1: pwned
Bash #2: works for me!
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http://www.bash.org/?868223
That ones my favorite. Haha.
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=ekXxi9IKZSA - Top Gun Recut
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-rl3RPC_Mw - Age of Conan - Fun with a horse
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http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/den/590724209.html
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http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/673142557.html
"..For my money, it's more entertaining than watching a homeless guy take a dump on the sidewalk. "
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I think that was the most disturbing post I've ever viewed.
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http://www.poststar.com/articles/2008/06/27/news/local/13701241.txt
http://timesunion.com/AspStories/story.asp?storyID=699285
NSFS
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He was literally trippin balls
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http://www.poststar.com/articles/2008/06/27/news/local/13701241.txt
http://timesunion.com/AspStories/story.asp?storyID=699285
NSFS
We believe the gunman acted alone.
XD
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR7yqkmNG3A - Wilkinson's family restaurant
http://community.livejournal.com/randompictures/2209617.html?page=1#comments - This is madness
http://youtube.com/watch?v=S2JJ6EM2fLk&feature=related - by the time you realize what it is, it's already too late.
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=S2JJ6EM2fLk&feature=related - by the time you realize what it is, it's already too late.
That's probably a rick roll so I won't open it but - Jitspoe rickrolling the forums? wut?
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They're my forums. I'll rickroll them as I please!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9l_YN-yRCVY - Buggy Saints Row: The Musical
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3Uux__e5aw&feature=related - Flea Market Remix
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They're my forums. I'll rickroll them as I please!
owned
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owned
Yup, they're owned by Jits....
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http://rvb.roosterteeth.com/archive/
http://www.thewebsiteisdown.com/dpt/node/1
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They're my forums. I'll rickroll them as I please!
Such a prima donna.
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http://rvb.roosterteeth.com/archive/
http://www.thewebsiteisdown.com/dpt/node/1
Ahh, rvb - I need to catch up on those. And is that website down link supposed to go to a 404 page? I mean, that's kind of funny, but I don't think that's what was intended. I watched the video directly on http://www.thewebsiteisdown.com/ - rather amusing.
Edit: This is a much more amusing 404 page: http://www.samsmith.co.uk/404.html
Edit2: Meet the Trollsens: http://www.peta2.com/Trollsens/index.asp - apparently the Olsen twins ticked off PETA by wearing fur. This is a site dedicated to showing how horrible they are. Still trying to figure out if it's serious or satire.
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He was literally trippin balls
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You just can't make this stuff up.
http://www.tractorbynet.com/forums/safety/123969-holy-mackerel-i-got-hit.html
From my tractor forum site.
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ouch that had to hurt
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:P
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dear good. and you know he's a ninja. i mean look at all the signs. wall of weapons. hot wife. and he's japanese
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dear good. and you know he's a ninja. i mean look at all the signs. wall of weapons. hot wife. and he's japanese
dear good. and wafflez states the obvious yet again. completely killing the joke
Knack: some of the comments were just as funny as the story.
My first thought was "how did he get a deer to mow his lawn?"
Bake
Generally you can get them to work for a buck. This particular deer must have figured out that I was taking advantage of them and took offense.
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(http://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/65218/1214439648/FritzlAustria5.JPG)
I lol'd
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Thank you, Wafflez. I was afraid I wouldn't be able to wrap my mind around all the info in that picture, but you were there yet again to help me out. Thanks, bro.
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yea me 2 thanks its hard being blonde and all i cant figure anything out. . . . .
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he forgot to add that the guy is holding his 1337 ninja gear-bag.
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I think I may have posted this a few years ago...
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and of course one of my all time favs:
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on the signals one, i like the "He'll be out ina minute" one.. i LoL'd..
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nice catch and release. i think it would be fun in that car.
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lol
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Powerthirst - I think these fit the topic (some language may be NSFW)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-3qncy5Qfk
And that mirror image made me laugh pretty hard for some reason.
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yeah the mirror one was good but the cat one was just messed up.
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lol
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I don't think this was even intended to be like this... they just didn't think it through properly
(http://www.mindinclined.com/images/jesus_light.jpg)
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(http://upload.pbase.com/image/95883880.jpg)
(http://www.motifake.com/motivational_posters/bc226623e8.jpg)
(http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll173/mobprop667/lazy.jpg)
(http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll173/mobprop667/stall.jpg)
(http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll173/mobprop667/1194668536990.jpg)
(http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/654/2712gj3.jpg)
(http://www.pbase.com/image/95900334.jpg)
(http://www.motifake.com/motivational_posters/c30594c3e8.jpg)
(http://www.marcofolio.net/images/stories/fun/imagedump/demotivational_posters/fatherhood.jpg)
(http://www.marcofolio.net/images/stories/fun/imagedump/demotivational_posters/teamwork.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v710/FiestaRed/funny/clowncarab7ey8za1.jpg)
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh121/DwightSchrutte/Demotivational%20posters/Donuts.png)
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the last one is brilliant.
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Maybe you will when you get older.
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Maybe you will when you get older.
lol yh probs. hmmmm..il try to figure it out :D
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lol yh probs. hmmmm..il try to figure it out :D
Ill give you till when your about 16-17 lol when you try and figure that out ahhaha :D
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im 14 and i laughed hard at all of those. I like the under water winnie the pooh with a cucumber on a fork
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Once again, nobody cares how old you are. You butting in with your age is like Iran and the UN having arms negotiations and George Bush busts in and goes "WE have nukes!"
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"WE have nukes!"
We have bananas?
(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn116/ALLFORGLORY/i%20hate%20these%20people/BushBanana.jpg)
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(http://www.petsfunky.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/funny-pictures-who-s-the-man.jpg)
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XD @ Spook
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bush is a monkey! http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/monkey.htm
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http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/image/matrixirc - cr0bar's bastardization of the matrix. Really old, but some of you may have missed it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9o5_W6hn9k - who's that pokemon? Some of my coworkers thought this was hilarious. I didn't really laugh, but I figured I'd share it anyway.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LzgYWCgkZk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-ap5Fp2T6c&feature=user
F'ing hilarious.
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The picture speaks for itself -
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American giraffe, whoop de doo...
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American giraffe, whoop de doo...
lol
(http://imagechan.com/images/asshat.jpg)
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This is Sparta!!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDIm7zyXRKM&feature=iv)
Totally worth watching.
Edit:
Hahaha! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRoEv8y4jUA&feature=related
Re-Edit:
Dr. Tran's Quiet Log Time (http://youtube.com/watch?v=UbyExPu8BRY&watch_response) :D
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http://ozviz.wasp.uwa.edu.au/~pbourke/fun/limeric/ - ah, math poetry.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKQmnxl2axo&feature=related
Lol.
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Edit:
Hahaha! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRoEv8y4jUA
There was absolutely zero effort put into that animation to make the characters look anything more than robotic. :(
In other news: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-uTnqYHZ-I
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKQmnxl2axo&feature=related
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Most of the stuff on http://uncyclopedia.org would constitute random funny stuff, but a few of the articles are just random stuff.
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Lekky are you blind or just stupid? I posted that video 2 posts up.
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Perps Suited To A Tee: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0716081shirts1.html
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Funny yet educational.
http://www.periodicvideos.com/index.htm
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The lecturer is typical for England btw.
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Heh, I remember my high school chemistry teacher used to do the hydrogen balloon + match experiment. Once a year there would be a loud kaboom resonating throughout the school.
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the science teachers at my school did that during the christmas assembly. they made a huge one. BIG FIREBALL :D
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Can't have a Christmas assembly here in the U.S. Nothing religiously affiliated. It would make the Jewish kids, Muslim kids, Atheist kids, Scientologist kids, etc. feel left out.
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DOOM'd processes :)
http://www.cs.unm.edu/~dlchao/flake/doom/chi/chi.html
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(http://www.geckotales.com/newspaper-clipping.jpg)
(http://www.geckotales.com/daddy-drinks.jpg)
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DOOM'd processes :)
http://www.cs.unm.edu/~dlchao/flake/doom/chi/chi.html
I've used that before, its really kewl. Great stress reliever.
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lol @ spooks newspaper article. that must have been one embarassing call to the beach maintenance
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*Applause* When I saw "last post by Wafflez205" I thought I was going to see something more along the lines of "lulz his nuts was in tha chair." But you didn't disappoint this time!
Congrats, Comrade.
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*Applause*
Slang for apple sauce? What the hell man?
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Did I speel it rong? I have no idea.
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Most of the stuff on http://uncyclopedia.org would constitute random funny stuff, but a few of the articles are just random stuff.
Dude, search for 'Box Hill', its where I go to school. All of the stuff there is basically true :). Me nd a few friends bumped into it in class and got yelled at by the teacher cos she thought we wrote it :P.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xdd0edT-BeE - Star Wars Ewok Gospel
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Dude, search for 'Box Hill', its where I go to school. All of the stuff there is basically true :). Me nd a few friends bumped into it in class and got yelled at by the teacher cos she thought we wrote it :P.
I remeber reading about box hill sometime b4 this
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I was going to say that too. Did you post that link before, Cameron?
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http://www.themorningnews.org/archives/galleries/babys_first_internet/01bfi.php
Warning: First page is kind of NSFW
EDIT: Hmm. Should have mentioned that.
Anyway, to avoid double posting:
http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/342/geometry_wars_2_developer_spotlight
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http://www.angryalien.com/ - a number of popular movies reenacted in 30 seconds by bunnies.
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All parts are totally worth watching, Super Mario bros. frustration-
Part 1- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPm1oQXosSE Part2- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuWXzh0obs8&feature=related
Part 3- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU
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woohoo rvb reconstruction! http://rvb.roosterteeth.com/home.php
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http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1802920 - rick rollin' the baby.
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That kid is scarred for life.
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=X8TNCRzkvug
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FPS Doug anybody?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsQFYceNZS8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsQFYceNZS8)
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Triple post ftw
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5-year-old escapes day care and goes to Hooters: http://www.wfaa.com/sharedcontent/dws/wfaa/latestnews/stories/wfaa080724_mo_escape.8a4682a4.html
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Sorry, not funny.
As a parent, allowing that to happen, and not having safeguards in palce, is pretty ignorant.
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Counterpoint:
Knack is wrong, it totally is funny. Lost small children? Hooters? Barrels of laughs.
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http://www.break.com/index/paying-for-a-steak-dinner-in-pennies.html
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http://www.break.com/index/paying-for-a-steak-dinner-in-pennies.html
Ouch.
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The kid probably just wanted some wings, why else would he be there?
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From the "Make it and they will buy it" column:
(http://www.wowzzers.com/images/desc_img_usb_humpdog2_ani.gif)
(http://www.wowzzers.com/images/lg_img_usb_humpdog2.jpg?)
USB gadgets aren't always useful... such as this USB Humping Dog. Sometimes they're just beyond belief. Product developers could just spend their time inventing the next best thing since sliced bread, but no, bless them. The world would be a very dull place if it wasn't for there being inventors out there with enough time on their hands to come up with something so stratospherically stupid as this, the USB Humping Dog. Well you've got to do something with your USB ports, so you might as well have a laugh with them. Pop this excitable pup into your PC's USB port and watch as he starts high-speed-humping your machine, yes really. This pint size version or our worryingly popular Humping Dog may not be the next best thing since sliced bread, but it's a lot funnier. USB Exercise Dog is also just as funny if not funnier!
» Product Features
USB powered humping dog figure
His humping is high-speed which somehow just makes it extra funny
The pup is made of plastic
Breed of dog may vary
Requires USB port
Suitable for ages 16 yrs+
Size: 2.4" x 2.4" x 1.2" inches
Please Note: Models may vary. This USB Humping Dog is NOT a flash drive.
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Aww, if they made it a flash drive, I'd get one.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=CXftkTLBfIw&feature=related - brings a whole new meaning to "grinding" - skip to 1:10 if you don't want to listen to all the boring stuff at the beginning.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=FZKE9bSrFLo&feature=related - The "worst of" america's got talent is pretty funny, too.
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=CXftkTLBfIw&feature=related - brings a whole new meaning to "grinding" - skip to 1:10 if you don't want to listen to all the boring stuff at the beginning.
Watch out Lorena Bobbit!
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That first clip was impressive.
rawr ;D
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NSFW! http://www.theync.com/media.php?name=3296-webcam-stripping--goes-horribly-wrong- NSFW! (video isn't too bad, but the ads are)
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rofl:
Request denied by Frontier Materials Concrete WatchGuard HTTP proxy.
Reason: one or more categories denied helper='WebBlocker.17' details='Adult/Sexually Explicit'
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Method: GET
Host: www.theync.com
Path: /media.php?name=3296-webcam-stripping--goes-horribly-wrong-
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NSFW! http://www.theync.com/media.php?name=3296-webcam-stripping--goes-horribly-wrong- NSFW! (video isn't too bad, but the ads are)
Omg theres like dead bodies and excrement for the ads.
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http://www.metacafe.com/watch/849713/the_greatest_prank_call_made_ever/
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxTqD3d-R7o
made me laugh so hard!
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OMFG!!!!
Now, if that was my wife, she would have grabbed the gun and just shot me there on teh spot.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMqrcKBcC0A
I laughed
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(http://zorchenhimer.com/pics/mordor.gif)
Edit:
(http://zorchenhimer.com/pics/127001.png)
I immediately thought of "localhost".
I need to get out more... :P
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I haven't seen that since 2003... If you're going to post one, might as well post them all...
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/me wonders how many here know what localhost even is......
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nope, care to esplain?
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When you're 18 grasshoppa.
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start > run > cmd > ping localhost
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I did that and it told me it took 0 miliseconds for a round trip, I guess thats good :)
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Localhost
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Hey zorch how did you get those forums statistics you posted above?
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http://dplogin.com/forums/index.php?action=stats
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Male to Female Ratio: 18.3:1
haha, sausage fest.
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for some reason made me lol
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"I couldnt believe that I could win money form playing poker"
thats the whole point of it lol
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Maria Sharapova:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8FAwMpR6D4
It's a Nike commercial, I don't know if any of you seen it before. Anyways, I thought the ending was hilarious.
And, Zorch, can you give me the link to that .gif ?
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... Just hit the "Quote" button on my post and lift the address there. :P
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<--- forum noob :(
So, zorchenhimer.com, nice.
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"Preparing for English-speaking visitors, a restaurant in China recently ran its name through an online translator, took the result, then purchased and mounted a large sign displaying the English version of their name:
(http://adweek.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/07/10/translateservererror.jpg)
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roflllll!!!!!!!! And not one person noticed this?
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I would assume not, since they put it up there like that. And anyway if you speak English and see a sign in Chinese, would you be able to tell if it was wrong?
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I speak both Chinese and Engrish ;D
Also, I wonder what translation server they used, hopefully not B-fish because I use that a lot.
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I speak both Chinese and Engrish
Not well enough it seems :D
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Robot chicken star wars- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2pImav5qKc&NR=1 Robot Chicken is always a classic :)
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Adult Swim was great until Robot Chicken was forced upon us from the deepest, darkest pit of Hell.
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vut
Robot Chicken is about the best thing on Adult Swim, really. Better than the generic crappy anime, anyway.
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my fav show is metalocalypse
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I liked almost everything pre-Robot Chicken. Futurama, Family Guy, Aqua Teen, Sealab, FMA, Venture Bros (not sure if that was before or around the same time as RC, I lose track of time). I used to plan entire weeks around making sure I would get home before 11:30 so I could see Futurama and the two ATHF episodes. Ah, the good old days, back around '05. Even Inuyasha was ok, borderline good. I don't know how you guys felt about Home Movies, but I thought it was pretty funny and I was glad they picked it up for more seasons.
The only good thing since then has been Death Note, and that's just them buying series and playing them (Before someone jumps on my ass about that statement, I'm not saying they didn't buy anime and shows to play before [e.g., FMA and basically all of their anime], but they really haven't done anything creative in a long flipping time. Assy McGee? Squidbillies? Wth is that?) Anyone else miss the old-style bumps during commercials?
Also, I move that all time and shows from before Robot Chicken be referred to as B.C. (Before Chicken) and all shows and events since be referred to as A.R. (After Robot).
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Robot chicken is funny and really well done, for the most part. Family Guy is Family Guy-- pretty darn disposable. Aquateen hits it sometimes but goes off on just pure obscenity for it's humor. Sealab is silly and I usually get a laugh out of it. Venture Bros is absolutely fantastic in every regard, and I can't believe it's got as low of a placement as it does. Futurama is pretty nice, but there aren't enough episodes for there to ever be one on that I haven't seen. I think I've seen each episode at least three times now, and I don't explicitly seek them out when they're on. Home Movies is a show I love. It's very postmodern. Also funny! :3
Squidbillies is pretty much ATHF with more dumb and less funny, and there wasn't a ton of funny there in the first place. Assy is just about the worst thing I've ever seen, partially due to it's artistic direction.
Uuuh... that's all. Eiii has spoken!
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What ever happened to Samurai Champloo?, that was a really good anime show.
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http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=645
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCtcltJ9yxQ
^hilarious
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Reminds me of Napoleon's brother Kip
(http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g222/Suzy-Lee_2006/kipcagefighter.jpg)
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Reminds me of Napoleon's brother Kip
No, really?
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Yeah!!! :P
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgFw7o5hQtc - milky minutes
Haha, even better is in the comments when somebody says, "lack toast and tolerant"
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86ly-a6SDhw&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncHdnuy98RQ&feature=related
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncHdnuy98RQ&feature=related
Dude that would suck so bad.
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http://forums.thedailywtf.com/forums/p/9602/176403.aspx
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thaT WOULD SUCK LOL
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:D
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Bravo!!
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Omg that made my day.
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Hahaha :D
Who's Nac?:P
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nicnac
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwqMkiyPrec&NR=1 - Michael Jackson In HL2
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwqMkiyPrec&NR=1 - Michael Jackson In HL2
lol thats very clever.
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Theres a bunch of easter eggs like that in games, in Bioshock one of the Big Daddies you kill, its hand is swinging over its crotch and it looks like a girl *********ing. :P
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65I0HNvTDH4 -- Barack Roll :D
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EgFTeRRP5w (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EgFTeRRP5w)
Never underestimate the power of a jeep.
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Could your jeep do that?
vent?
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those funny germans
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(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3290/2395938417_a574276abe.jpg?v=0)
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(language warning) http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1823793
I laughed at the poetry bit.
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http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/0a2523cb3d
So funny
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http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=40745783
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some cool youtube stuff.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7sb8r5e6eE
post other vids here aswell
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Kinda NSFW
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,24174888-23109,00.html
They said if Mr Xing had been stuck for another hour they would have had to amputate his p3nis.
Edit: :D
(http://pics.zorchenhimer.com/phelps.jpg)
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http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=CWZrVGi7lj8 - "I can break these cuffs!"
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Love in these cuffs:
http://cuffs.ytmnd.com/ (http://cuffs.ytmnd.com/)
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get so pitted surfer dude
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjvwgyVamQ4&feature=related
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A man was crossing a rosd one day when a frog called out to him and said, "if you kiss me I will turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over , picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero." The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "if you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an entire week." The man took the frog out, smiled at it and returned it to his pocket.
The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING that you want." Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "what is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I will stay with you for a year and do any thing that you want. Why want you kiss me?"
The man said, "look I'm a computer programmer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a TALKING FROG IS COOL."
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8Vh9_Hi1kY
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i__XhXf9rPI
:D
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tpsHzO1siw - Raccoons apparently like doormats. I wondered what happened to mine...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AZn5nWIj_g (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AZn5nWIj_g)
Brave little monkey. Gonna get his butt owned in a few more months by some really upset cats.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DBuk91phkI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DBuk91phkI)
This reminds me of this guy I used to know.
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/3003809.stm - Apparently MILF's are a big problem now.
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Those MILFS and their "American made toys" seem dangerous
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http://www.theonion.com/content/news/michael_phelps_returns_to_his_tank
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(http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/8551/curvesbq3.jpg)
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That could not be more true
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http://meganbmoore.livejournal.com/735024.html - Savage Sausage
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HAHHAHAHA Parents Catch Boyfriend Video Tapping Their Daughter Stripping
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaQNlS2ufu0&feature=related
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LMAO
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Everytime I get Rick Rolled I watch the whole video and I dont know why.
Oh and btw snipen if you dont know ppl have been rickrolling this thread for awhile, you arent the first. :)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63S3vacxI9c
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lol @ debunking string theory
The voice sounds like Mike Golick from ESPN Radio. Mike and Mike in the morning.
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I really liked that video Eiii
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2yv8aT0UFc
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Because it deserves a spot in here ;D (http://dplogin.com/forums/index.php?topic=14729.0;topicseen)
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Because it deserves a spot in here ;D (http://dplogin.com/forums/index.php?topic=14729.0;topicseen)
lol, glad somebody else did that so I didn't have to. :D
Gama: That was pretty good - impressive joker impersonation. "... There are FISTS coming out..."
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26404649/ - ironic?
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Because it deserves a spot in here ;D (http://dplogin.com/forums/index.php?topic=14729.0;topicseen)
That topic reminds me of when MiZ used to play Runescape ;D
I wonder what happened to druidgurl449?
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Pshhhh...Runescape. It's still the same noobs spamming "press 123 for hot gf".
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F30PYWYdkZ4
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http://www.potpourrigift.com/itemdy00.asp?T1=R85103 - Nose Shower Gel Dispenser
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eiv0MOLSd_Q
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http://www.potpourrigift.com/itemdy00.asp?T1=R85103 - Nose Shower Gel Dispenser
(http://www.potpourrigift.com/prodimages/R85103B.jpg)
ick.....
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Power thirst anyone?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs
part2 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-3qncy5Qfk&feature=related
parody I thought was funny. - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nivR8LkSn1Q&feature=related <=- NSFW warning.
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Lmfao, I think thats the funniest video I've seen in this thread yet
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Lmfao, I think thats the funniest video I've seen in this thread yet
+1
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What KnacK does in his spare time:
(http://pics.zorchenhimer.com/WhenYourSysAdminIsBored.jpg)
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What KnacK does in his spare time:
(http://www.thehumorarchives.com/attachment/788/WhenYourSysAdminIsBored.jpg)
Is there a picture not loading here, or are you calling the guy lazy? Tsk, after a while you're just picking on a very very old man...
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>_>
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Deaf, not blind.
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Deaf and blind? :D
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Same here. No can see image.
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I cant see it either.
But..... I like the idea.....
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What? I can see the image. Its an arch of computer monitors...
Or am I talking about something completely different?
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Can you see all three images of it?
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Oh right, I can only see the 2 quotes
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How about now?
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http://www.bearblain.com/images_4.htm
random story
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Random, but not funny.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DV1aJj77org - Jerry Seinfeld + Bill Gates
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSQMg3gc1r4 - Alternate ending
And I saw the image:
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(http://regmedia.co.uk/2008/09/03/senior_xing.jpg)
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How many points do I lose for correctly predicting the alternate ending? :(
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Bo Burnham - NSFW (maybe) audio warning (wear headphones)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5UCZt20la8 - My Better Half
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obIGsb-IZMo&feature=user - New Math
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LzgYWCgkZk&feature=user - Bo Fo' Sho'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MboeozTBgD8&feature=user - Rehab Center for Fictional Characters
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQZ3mNX2FyY&feature=user - The Perfect Woman
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lol @ "squaring numbers is just like women... If they're under 13 just do them in your head"
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6H0i1RAdHk
Pseudo-NSFW.
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I thought it was funny because an engineer shouldn't be able to dominate soldiers, pyros and heavies using a shotgun and pistol.
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...and turrets.
In other news: 2fort? INSTANT RESPAWN?
So much fail.
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Try it with me someday, it's so much chaos.
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I've played such games. They are terrible.
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http://lifehacker.com/5050046/anti+theft-lunch-bag-deters-sandwich-thieves
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http://www.chumfm.com/MorningShow/FunFiles/FunFilesDetails.asp?ArticleID=72 - guy describes car accident.
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I heard that on the radio last year one morning.
I was pissing myself laughing.
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haha I heard that like two years ago in school its soo funny.
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http://www.oliverwillis.com/2008/06/20/cookie-monster-defends-his-honor-vs-colbert/
Also:
(http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee35/imeach/youtube.png)
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I'm not sure if this has been posted or you've all seen this, but I love this remix of an advert we have here in the UK:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGooQ8yYC0c
For those who haven't seen this video or the actual advert, Cilit Bang is one of the household cleaners we have here. They all have absolutely dreadful adverts; this is perhaps the worse. It's advert stars a guy called Barry Scott, who introduces the advert shouting: Hi there, I'm Barry Scott, and I would like to tell you about new Cilit Bang. This is the remix version of it, which should be bought by Cilit and used as their advert.
The funny thing is Barry Scott has become 'famous' because of his role in this advert; Nobody had heard of him before this advert, and he's hardly a celebrity now. He's just Barry Scott. And in fact he's not Barry Scott, he's Neil Burgess.
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It's the UK version of OxyClean!
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It's the UK version of OxyClean!
Read my mind.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoXgRtDysLY
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http://stackoverflow.com/questions/84556/whats-your-favorite-programmer-cartoon
Rainbow Six Vegas 2 - The Perverted Terrorist: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REsNAtMnljI
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http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/photo?slug=0ecf04c8a85b4c3ca0a10adcddaf8dbd.maple_leafs_penguins_hockey_pagp106&prov=ap
I couldn't help but laugh.
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http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/photo?slug=0ecf04c8a85b4c3ca0a10adcddaf8dbd.maple_leafs_penguins_hockey_pagp106&prov=ap
I couldn't help but laugh.
The phrase "slide into him" doesn't help much.
http://shirt.woot.com/friends.aspx?k=4113 - the cake is a liar.
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(http://b.imagehost.org/0864/3091.jpg)
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I think I finally found a / the pic that Clarkson on Top Gear when the cameras zoom away.... Its the only thing Google Images has. If i am wrong, its still funny. And that wasn't me that blacked that out.
(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/12/2005/12/tailpipe_man.jpg)
The “I was looking on the internet last week, and I found this!” was indeed what people were speculating, a man with his *ahem* in the exhaust of a Range Rover.
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Top Gear is the best show ever
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That guy looks suprisingly like Jeremy Clarkson as well, lol
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That guy looks suprisingly like Jeremy Clarkson as well, lol
Thats what I was thinking... I have to torrent it to see episodes, they show here like 1-2 years later, its horrible.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZNzn-zzhc - drum kit shirt
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http://www.abum.com/67282/Post-it-Fun.html - Eepy bird meets sticky notes.
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(http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/2146/1222129365482cx2.gif) (http://imageshack.us)
makes me laugh every time =]
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thats just dodgy
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http://www.700wlw.com/pages/localNews.html?feed=119585&article=4324072 - Disorderly cowndunct.
http://images.webpark.ru/uploads52/pod8/16_podborka_75.jpg - best valentine card ever?
http://deco-00.slide.com/r/1/57/fp_snap/576460752319952187/1205870984/290/230/3FFFFFE/fn/image.jpg - contains profanity.
http://www.king5.com/topstories/stories/NW_100108WAB_monroe_robber_floating_escape_TP.ce3930c1.html
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Health/Bart-Simpson-Henna-Tattoo-Scars-Vinnie-England-3-For-Life/Article/200810115111170?lpos=Health_Carousel_Region_4&lid=ARTICLE_15111170_Bart_Simpson_Henna_Tattoo_Scars_Vinnie_England,_3,_For_Life
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huyzCJvS6UQ
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CL-QjnZ_Yuc
http://img211.imageshack.us/my.php?image=nevergonnama9.jpg
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hahahah rickrolled!
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http://krugman.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/10/02/wholly-mackerel/
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http://vitriolicalice.wordpress.com/2008/10/02/sarah-bot/
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News bloopers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0mctKLFQv0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWCeriGsFkA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0snyiFIQok
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvTJxMPzJlo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLkQeuU1LmM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zb2DWQHHqvA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7d6C5s9yU2s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-cxitNqSnU
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American Inventor... oh, whatever happened to that show..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdUMy9HzdWo ( i still can't stop laughing from this guy)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smiH4WmJ1q0&feature=related
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/71a18a9744
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oI63SmXSdjM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhPmsIsQ-JE&feature=related
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhPmsIsQ-JE&feature=related
God I love this guy XD
Apparently, spinners on bike wheels = saving and changing lives.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIrq_wnNNnY - Lizard attacks reporter
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1723714 - crappy outtake from a music video
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1749629 - Some crazy soccer clips.
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1831853 - McFuneral
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1799332 - Ducks on an Escalator (more fun than Snakes on a Plane?). Fits the "random" aspect of this thread at least...
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1821390 - Nearsighted bike rider tries to read a sign... Love how the camera man snickers.
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http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA1NoOOoaNw - lol
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(Some profanity warnings on both of these:)
http://divisibleby0.com/dating/ - 8 stages of dating
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLpROhIg9eA - Indian nipple song
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http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=0Q8DriPCX2o&feature=related
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http://www.videosift.com/video/Wedding-Ring-Exhange-FAIL-044
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbvCtnoHjVY
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(http://pics.zorchenhimer.com/1538nsl.jpg)
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I will try to take a photo of it, but on hte way to my school along one of the high streets we drive along, there is a newsagents named 'Smoker's Paradise' next to a 'Cancer Research UK' charity shop. Ironic. Also, there is a bank next to a pound shop, which is also kind of ironic.
Will try and take photos
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http://www.photobasement.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/areyoucrazy.jpg
enjoy
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ha
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lol
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old much? welcome to the internet.
Remember kids:
http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k140/CoLa_10/5p0wpe.jpg
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(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/steal_this_comic.png)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Apnroejhbxw
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http://news.cnet.com/bank-robber-hires-decoys-on-craigslist-fools-cops/
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(http://pics.zorchenhimer.com/1223817466230nb2.jpg)
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Extra strength, indeed.
http://walmart.ca/wps-portal/storelocator/Canada-HealthAndBeauty.jsp?selection=listingDetails&page=hb&lang=null&assetId=11726&imageId=39726&suggestedItem=&priceType=1&page=null&departmentId=14&categoryId=193
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lol, reminds me of Marine Sharpshooter:
http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.do?product_id=3657062
Features & Specifications
Marine Sharpshooter II: Jungle Warfare is better than Marine Sharpshooter, but it's still not good.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnRJh9HgNRw - toot tone
http://www.rrrrthats5rs.com/games/dont-shoot-the-puppy/ - Don't shoot the puppy!
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http://www.rrrrthats5rs.com/games/dont-shoot-the-puppy/ - Don't shoot the puppy!
Alt+tab gets the job done ;)
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http://www.gametrailers.com/player/41600.html - Text adventures.
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Gee thanks Jits i wasted 9 min 58 sec not killing the dog level 15 I feel cheated it should have been never ending...lol
http://www.gametrailers.com/player/41600.html - Text adventures.
This was fun to watch , watched a few of them reminded me or mfornal , by the way what ever happen to that guy? does he still have that web page of the crazy videos (that was pre youtube maybe youtube killed it?) him and his roomies made? Does anyone know about him?
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how to make your own homemade antigravity devices
ANTIGRAVITY MECHANISM (http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/humor/cat%252Btoastanti+gravity-272152.php?mail2=true)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPsNi1k8Df4 - Scarlet takes a tumble.
Watch some of the reaction videos, too, lol.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1FBqwjzbSA&feature=related
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First thing that popped in to my mind...
BEACHED WHALE!!!!!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=281ax7Ovlsg - Title of the Song
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OM_3np-C0Ps&feature=related
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http://fukung.net/v/6691/image001wc1.jpg
http://fukung.net/v/9358/online_ua-44081.jpg
http://fukung.net/v/9359/9216.jpg - so wrong. Took me a second to get it.
http://fukung.net/v/7284/vmvthd.gif
http://fukung.net/v/8243/2276744289_c40b9a029e_o.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mB6fq9Aadwk&NR=1 - Counter-Strike for Kids!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWPY7b35vF4 - Nancy Grace Owned. "It's still up."
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I'm calling fake on the last bit of that last one.
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(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/the_perfect_sound.png)
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Ah, the better days of XKCD.
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So I was playing some Wolfenstein 3D today, and I have a map out so I can see where I'm going and where everybody is. Well, I got lost. You would too. Look where I was:
(http://pics.zorchenhimer.com/imlost.jpg)
(towards the bottom)
Anyway, I'm trying to find my way around this maze of secret doors and I come across a regular door. So I open it. I about pooped my pants.
Hans is standing there, and he says "Guten Tag!" He then proceeds to fill me full of holes. Here is a pic of Hans:
(http://pics.zorchenhimer.com/avatars/hans.gif)
I had to then start from my last save... outside the maze. And as I'm walking around getting lost again, I find a different door. Foolishly enough, I open it only to have another Hans tear me to shreds. Eventually I gave up on the secret maze.
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(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/indecision.png)
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Just for you true coders out there:
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/pointers.png)
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http://fukung.net/v/2193/1169744852981.gif - best parking job ever.
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http://www.photobasement.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/areyoucrazy.jpg
enjoy
LOL
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^^HAHAHA that gave me a good laugh
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nlwwFZdXck
This might go in Awesome too, I'm not sure. It took some talent, at least.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwXbbZRiaiA
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nlwwFZdXck
This might go in Awesome too, I'm not sure. It took some talent, at least.
I don't know, it kind of sounded like someone just put music in the background...
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I don't know, it kind of sounded like someone just put music in the background...
Were you maybe listening to the music? >_>
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No.
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(http://fc43.deviantart.com/fs37/f/2008/248/3/2/GO_TEAM_RETARD_by_llyud.jpg)
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Time for Halloween pranks gone wrong:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hb_HUY3T94
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NijwK99OO04
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULx1dNWhpBw
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQQcGc5c1Tk
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqqSytisxYg
Okay, that might belong in awesome as well. Best Halloween prank ever. :D
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http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=DsL_5bovozE
Funny but weird.
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(http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k140/CoLa_10/phot_PhatAsianKid.gif)
(http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k140/CoLa_10/1029177239_74beb0bf79_o.gif)
(http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k140/CoLa_10/9tjskp.gif)
(http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k140/CoLa_10/103305wk5.gif)
(http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k140/CoLa_10/alzheimers.jpg)
(http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k140/CoLa_10/xzbit.jpg)
(http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k140/CoLa_10/1216092195035.jpg)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr2jlCyCJBI - Rick Roll: The Literal Version
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(http://pics.zorchenhimer.com/high.png)
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o noes, not another one of those things :(
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http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf_tshirt.htm - best product reviews ever.
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Its painful how sexy I look in this.
Bahahahaahaha.
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(http://people.msoe.edu/~gormand/canihavemyspiderbackot3.gif)
Friggin' epic.
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(http://richardathome.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/epicurus-quote.jpg)
LMAO EPIC!!!
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http://www.banksy.co.uk/films/index.html - Which is more dangerous, wild cats or robots?
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(http://pics.zorchenhimer.com/high.png)
Woah it spins dude.
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http://news.ktar.com/index.php?hlpage=4&nid=6&sid=986784 - Don't mess with my computer!
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So..
Is that picture i nteh article the robber or the student?
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http://youmakemetouchyourhandsforstupidreasons.ytmnd.com/
Hehe. (some language)
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I'm ashamed of you, KnacK. RTFA! ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gT_gxpyavag - Cookie Monster on Martha Stewart
Zorch: You'll probably like this one - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll-lia-FEIY - how is babby formed?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Klk07xoo1Rc - doesn't need sound - Midget face slide
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gT_gxpyavag - Cookie Monster on Martha Stewart
Haha. "PURITY!!"
Another good one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWac5UT80no&NR=1
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Zorch: You'll probably like this one - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll-lia-FEIY - how is babby formed?
A youtube copy of a flash animation? -7 internet points.
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Friggin Epic (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TiQCJXpbKg)
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(http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/10/18/128688276033086173.jpg)
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(http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/5526/poster91143128543ec5ew1.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
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(http://www.userfriendly.org/cartoons/archives/08nov/uf012117.gif)
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Kitchen appliances - brought to you by Top Gear:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlUPZ_NUURA
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New 'Halo'-esque look for Korea'a troops (http://news.cnet.com/8301-13639_3-10098953-42.html?part=rss&subj=news&tag=2547-1_3-0-5)
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Laughter is contagious:
http://www.glumbert.com/media/laugh
(give it a few minutes until the guy puts the mic in front of the dude in the middle)
And here's the most ironic reaction video I've ever seen:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxKBMR885mM
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ok....
that gave me a headache.
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New 'Halo'-esque look for Korea'a troops (http://news.cnet.com/8301-13639_3-10098953-42.html?part=rss&subj=news&tag=2547-1_3-0-5)
Looks like another knock-off of the XM-29 (http://world.guns.ru/assault/as40-e.htm).
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Imagine my surprise when I see this... Not to mention the fact that there's a band by this name.
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care to elaborate on
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I don't think it needs to be elaborated upon...
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I honestly don't get it
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It's saying they were surprised that Barack Obama got elected, southern style band, southern beliefs = black people are dumb and will never amount to anything.
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wheres the fun part?
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The fact that it was put in there.
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Citation needed.
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Citation needed.
Good luck finding one that's notable enough!
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(http://regmedia.co.uk/2008/11/25/whizzinator.jpg)
Robert Catalano and George Wills punted their fake schlong through California-based internet outfit Puck Technology. The website explained: "The Whizzinator is the ultimate solution for a drug testing device. It is very comfortable to wear for long periods of time while the body temperature is maintained with organic heat pads.
"The prosthetic penis is very realistic and concealing is simple, while our quality production and materials assures you that the The Whizzinator will let it flow again and again, anytime, anywhere you need it!"
Puck Technology also offered the "Number 1 Urinating Device" and, of course, the splendidly-named "Yellow River" - described as "The #1 Solution To Your Synthetic Urine Needs".
It's apparent that prosecuting US Attorney Mary Beth Buchanan and her office didn't have to work to hard to make their case that the aim of both devices and associated synthipiss "was to help people pass drug tests".
Puck Technology's glowing customer testimonials featured this enthusiastic contribution from one Bryan: "I am 33 and used The Whizzinator to pass a screening test given by my job that I have been working at for 3 years and because of restructure, I had to test. Thanks to Puck Technology, I passed and will continue to pass. Thanks a bunch! I WILL refer you to friends!"
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3l94S1yDJEE - Normally I hate rap, but this made me smile.
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(http://carcino.gen.nz/images/image.phpi/046aedd7/l33t_cereal.jpg?cb=1115204527)
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http://www.woot.com/
Product comments:
Remember when you were a kid and you had a crush on that older boy or girl? You’d write their names with yours or stare at them from across the playground or the pool and you’d sigh. And then one day, your jerkface mom or dad would find out and tell you “the secret” to winning someone. And, of course, that secret would involve giving a gift, only because you were a kid you didn’t have the money to give diamonds or roses or something that would, you know, work, so you’d buy some four dollar poster of a kitten hugging a bunny and then you’d try to find a moment when the two of you could be alone like in the movies and you’d end up basically throwing it at them in front of about sixty people and whole thing would be doomed and you’d feel like your life was over and no one would ever love you. Remember that?
Well, today’s Sandisk Sansa e260 4GB Media Player with Griffin leather case is NOTHING AT ALL like that. Nothing at all.
This is the first time I actually laughed when someone tried to sell me something.
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Left 4 Bed (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NW8tE93Vx8Q) (NSFW audio)
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Discovery.com ads
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWo8-FNywMA - Ahh, the atmosphere, ahh!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkSjPtKFStM - Hello, Mosquito (I wish I could find the alternate version of this - it's hilarious).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVSNrAzxxAE - Partially eaten fish
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnX0xAefH8g
haha this is my friend he is a retard
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im gonna do this when i get my car...
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Best Mario Kart video ever: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MytfhzcSF-Y&
Plaxico Burress On Gun Safety: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpgL5kuBpMA
Funny video game glitches: http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1132254/the_funniest_video_games_bugs_glitches/
Baroccoli Obama: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_j9F1vz_y50
And more along those lines: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ys4Be0yafDM
Playboy's 20 Questions for Cindy Crawford for shirt.woot's Joel: http://e2saudv6rrmz0q.6hops.net/20081204-4m39nr.mp3 / http://www.woot.com/Forums/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=2800923
Graham Norton - Public Restroom Prank (skip to 0:26 to avoid the intro): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sZcyNktWAU
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http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1805141
This might belong in the Awesome thread too.
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1) Go to Ebay
2) Search for item # 200287130435
3) lol
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1) Go to Ebay
2) Search for item # 200287130435
3) lol
What the hell is that thing?
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It's Charlie! :D
The item discription is also pretty funny.
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(http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z105/sals9188/Santasemail.jpg?t=1228857570)
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I rofl'd. ;D
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Explosives + Sledgehammers: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=872_1228718217
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"Man sprays 'Toilet-papering' teens with fox pee"
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28191199/
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Crazy laws that are real too! - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GdvdqPYfRs&feature=channel
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Someone doesn't know the definition of the word 'missile'.
Plus, I'm pretty sure you'd be arrested for throwing a moose out of a helicopter anywhere.
In other news, you would never get arrested for breaking most of the crazy obsolete laws because the police have better things to do than keep track of who's dancing when or bathing when, and the lawmakers have better things to do then repeal old silly laws that no one legitimately considers to be a law anymore.
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Scariest face ever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D48BYHnIREM
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Reliant Robin Racing: http://www.brightcove.tv/title.jsp?title=741861767&channel=615567189
Periodic Table of Awesoments: http://www.dapperstache.com/index.php?contenttype=ptoa
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(http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/5526/poster91143128543ec5ew1.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
You better support the Penguins
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PENGUINS ALL THE WAY BABY
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Gotta go with the Anaheim Ducks
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Detroit Redwings FTW
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Pens are my favorite American team. I have family in Pittsburgh and lived there for a short time. That said, Go Canucks.
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Go Leafs
:D
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUWHGm4RdJ8&feature=channel - mysteries of life.
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http://net-security.org/malware_news.php?id=1019
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http://net-security.org/malware_news.php?id=1019
Hahahaha. That just makes me want to write programs that do that now, and confuse the crap out of people.
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Okay, I post the funniest excrement on internet anyone has ever seen. Noone even replied. And then knack posted some seriously geeky news and all of a sudden mister Z (z is not for zorro) is here to do is trademark (not funny) Hahahaha! Nice.
what the intercourse
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4
Probably already posted..
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rofl!
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Okay, I post the funniest excrement on internet anyone has ever seen. Noone even replied. And then knack posted some seriously geeky news and all of a sudden mister Z (z is not for zorro) is here to do is trademark (not funny) Hahahaha! Nice.
what the intercourse
I rarely watch the videos in this thread. :P
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blaa: I liked it, it had it's moments, but it wasn't the funnnniest video ever... I haven't check out KnacKs vid though...
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That video is old, and not funny except an occasional few words or so. I don't read articles, so I didn't even look at knacks. Anyway, the point is, you thinking what you posted is the funniest thing ever, makes you funny. So good job.
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thank you
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I suppose blowing a fuse by turning on all the computers in the office on at once to scan them is a possibility. My dad was telling me about this computer at work that kept being turned on over the weekend, even though nobody used it anymore. Turns out it was some kind of wake on lan thing for a scheduled scan. Was that really the problem, though? Probably not.
And for some more funny stuff:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2syxXPR7xY - Funny Japanese Pranks
Edit: And a talking deer prank for the road: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5WtlYktUk0
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUimPcr13yI&feature=related Real or Faked?
Yet another Japanese prank
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Jitspoe might have already posted this (maybe nsfw, but we all work at different places...): http://music.todaysbigthing.com/2008/12/30
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Clearly, no one likes you.
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I do! :)
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http://www.break.com/index/college-fart-experiment.html
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(http://imagechan.com/images/ce7194e2cee83baa2be763de28c895c8.jpg)
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>_<
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:0 that's..... Different....
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Internet-atheism spends far too much time bashing Christians and such. :(
I guess there's not much else to do, though, if there's no theology to discuss. All you can do is talk about others' and why it's wrong. :P
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What struck me about that image is that how accurate (for me at least) it is. Me and my friends are always having religion-based arguments, for which the outcome normally is
'I'm not saying he exists' or 'You can't prove that he doesn't exist'
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Each side has a different bias, of course. One has been taught their entire life (presumably) that God does exist, and the other has come to the conclusion (or been taught) that he does not. Obviously the side that doesn't believe wants proof that he does exist, and the side that does wants proof that he doesn't.
I think the tabula rasa approach to knowledge is the smarter one, though.
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I don't really see where you're going with the whole 'blank slate' thing... Like, I don't understand how you're applying that to arguments about religion.
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http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=D_F_5gvVnMc
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDtYI4TzsUY - WKUK Saint Peter
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTxBk3t-LFo - Killer Kool Aid Valentine
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HQIcdGg63I (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HQIcdGg63I) - Global warming!!1!!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tm6cqpJvsT4&eurl=http://failblog.org/?s=skateboard+fail&feature=player_embedded - skateboard fail. OW!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HGmoxotBi8 - Airsoft vs. RC planes
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Heh, half the time those airsoft guns were dry firing. Not good for them at all, but either way, 430 fps is respectable even though they were most likely using .12 g bb's.
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I don't really see where you're going with the whole 'blank slate' thing... Like, I don't understand how you're applying that to arguments about religion.
Most people are religious because they were raised that way. It's one thing to believe something because you just consider it a given-- I think it's much more realistic to assume you know nothing and form your knowledge and beliefs based on what you observe and what you can learn from reliable sources.
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I guess that makes sense. I thought you were trying to say that there's no god and we start life as a completely new person, independent of any higher power or something to that effect. Doesn't make sense? Now you see where I was coming from. XD
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Heh, half the time those airsoft guns were dry firing. Not good for them at all, but either way, 430 fps is respectable even though they were most likely using .12 g bb's.
they weren't dry firing it's just the sound they make. Yeah the speed those things shoot is amasing
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You obviously can't hear the difference between a magazine with ammo in it and one without. 2 very different sounds.
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I watched the making of that video they were always loaded.
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(http://www.hacker.co.il/psp/bochs/win95psp.jpg)
O_o
http://www.hacker.co.il/psp/bochs/
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yeah right that has to be faked. If not HOLY excrement!
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Sif use Win95 on a PSP. Yeh.... whatever, it may be cool, but linux would be cooler. If only I had one though...
/me wishes for one on his birthday. Or a laptop ;D
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No, its not faked. The guy even supplies the software to do it (minus Win95, of course). He also got Linux working on the thing. Check out the last screenie (http://www.hacker.co.il/psp/bochs/#screenies).
Edit:
Just looked up some system requirements for Windows 95. Recommended processor was a 486, and 8 Mb of ram. A 486 chip top speed is ~100 MHz, and the PSP can be over clocked to 333 MHz (Pentium II generation speeds).
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I have a psp but I'm not doing that with it
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http://www.theonion.com/content//node/92328 - Macbook Wheel.
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i see the macbook wheel as a failure...
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absolute fail
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I'll buy anything if it's shiny and made by Apple.
XD
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XD
Anyone will. My mum just got a 15" Macbook Pro. I want one....
But yes, that wheel will fail, you can't type for excrement with that. You can type so much faster with a keyboard, its like learning to type all over again.
I'm off on holidays now :). Back in 9-10 days.
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Your vacationing now? Where'd you go, two weeks ago?
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Yes, I'm leaving now :). I went on a camp last time, I'm on holidays now. Its the time of the year where I don't spend a lot of time at home.
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Ah.
More on topic, I used firefox on a computer in one of the school computer labs to change the desktop background to the Blue Screen of Death picture (located at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Windows_XP_BSOD.png (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Windows_XP_BSOD.png)). Had to use firefox because the administrator doesn't allow student accounts to change their display settings. Then I hid the taskbar and icons and got one of the tech ladies to swear at me for, quote: "putting illegal sh*t on there." Then she shut it down and a few of the other guys in the room started cracking up and told her what I did. She was PISSED. Good times.
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I can type faster with my iPod than with that wheel
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noooooooooo cam is gone =[
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http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1827676 - Street-Tubing. This should be an Olympic sport.
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http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1736605 - Cheating
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbittLn84cY - Pen trick fail.
I should really make that one of the death sounds, lol.
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I lol'd.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPYZ3AfCzYU - AYD's can help you lose weight.
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So wrong .......
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(http://pics.zorchenhimer.com/zombie-elevator.jpg)
Thats in a mall near me. :D
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQ5ziNOtoMU - Laundry day
Watch it through. It's not what you think. :D
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/me is going to ban Zorch for that post.......
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(http://i41.tinypic.com/2yuhp90.png)
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(O_o)
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/me quietly burns his ninja gear and tosses his boom box in the lake.....
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lol
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/me quietly burns his ninja gear and tosses his boom box in the lake.....
You can't be the perpetrator AND the victim!
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(http://pics.zorchenhimer.com/zombie-elevator.jpg)
Thats in a mall near me. :D
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/unskippable/500-Dead-Rising
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(http://pics.zorchenhimer.com/zombie-elevator.jpg)
*wafflez205 grabs his shotgun
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Eh, that was ok. Wasn't really that funny though.
But the sign is in reference to Left 4 Dead (my friend wrote it).
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Left 4 dead= greatest zombie game ever
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The above reply= pointless post ever
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this topic is a pointless topic though
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No it's not. It's a great topic that has made my day (most likely many others' days too) many times.
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y00tz is just jealous because he doesn't have Left 4 Dead.
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He needs to get it. Y00tz? Get it.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUPzN7tp7bQ
Who would’ve thought being a detective in Team Fortress 2 could be so funny? The teleporter traps alone make this one worth watching!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUPzN7tp7bQ
5:06, my hero.
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I'm doing that door glitch next time I play tf2
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Stuff like that is probably already fixed. I know the glitch through the floor is fixed and so is the tele behind the wall.
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http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1825616 - The Amazing Lyrebird of Australia
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hah, just as good http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=v4uFUlmg_0E
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Stuff like that is probably already fixed. I know the glitch through the floor is fixed and so is the tele behind the wall.
yeah the door glitch is fixed or at least it is on the ps3 version
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrI3GjiS2Sk - Woman drivers
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http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=s6bNKS8QAjM
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Ahhhh wrong no sick bad knack very bad knack
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Well he's gotta keep his head out of the sun somehow!
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Hehe ew
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Well he's gotta keep his head out of the sun somehow!
Ba - Dum - Tsshhh
:D
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THis is an actual ad in our area:
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http://smoothfewfilms.com/2009/01/13/trial-by-inferno/
LEET WORLD YEAH!
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Possibly NSFW audio. Lots of n-word and profanity:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1893632 - bug freaks a guy out.
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1833212 - same guy, going on about how his fridge is stocked\
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1896242 - and again, dealing with a parking ticket.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpGIr0KgZU4 - Mountain Climber
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHCDa337kzI - Cowbell hero
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1798167 - Herpex
http://www.geekpadshow.com/2009/01/microsoft-songsmith-allows-you-to-sing.html - 9 Funniest Classic Songs Butchered by Microsoft SongSmith
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9SKFyzoNV0 - Soup nut shot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUbsc_a-e3g - The Soup: It's Me Or The Dog (Stains and cupcakes)
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lulz http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1896878
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http://obamiconme.pastemagazine.com/ :D
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGV56tb3MyQ - jingle smells?
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/unskippable/512-Dirge-of-Cerberus
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/unskippable/520-The-Getaway
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Flow chart to build your own Star Trek episode: http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/io9/2009/01/-1.jpeg
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The bottom row of that is classic.
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http://vimeo.com/2963782 <3 woot.com
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http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=iL57enlJiB4&eurl=http://failblog.org/ Driving fail.
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=3Y1q32AeMvM&feature=related Stupid reporter
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http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=3Y1q32AeMvM&feature=related Stupid reporter
Haha, so wasn't expecting that. It's actually from a commercial here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJgOssvuSb4
Edit: From an anime series: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7w04BpGVwI
Star Trekkin' - I hadn't seen the video, but I remember the song from a long time ago: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCARADb9asE
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http://entertainment.todaysbigthing.com/2009/01/27
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCJ3Oz5JVKs
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Wow, that ad placement was terrible. I had no clue what was going on the first time I watched it. The second time I couldn't stop laughing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nr4xAOIbWmM - Penalty Kick Fail
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOiNG4xAvMU - I always wondered how Obama came to be...
Well, I got one of "those" emails, but some of these made me smile, so I'll go ahead and share it:
1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.
2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way, Unique Up On It.
3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ?
They Take The Psycho Path.
4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It.
5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!
6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroid's.
7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick.
8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.
9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.
10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quattro Sinko.
11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.
12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.
13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.
14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.
15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.
16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers.
17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.
18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.
19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover ?
The Location Of The Dirt Bag.
20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because they wore their belt buckle on their hats.
21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes Whack, Dam!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dam! Whack.
22. How Is a Texas Tornado And a Alabama Divorce The Same?
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer!
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lol nice
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XD
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i lol'd at jits' post
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More bad jokes:
1. The roundest knight at king Arthur's round table was Sir
Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned
out to be an optical Aleutian.
3. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class
because it was a weapon of math disruption.
5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in
his work.
6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be
stationery.
7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for
littering.
8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in
Linoleum Blownapart.
9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are
looking into it.
12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway.
One hat said to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.'
14. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the
Grass.'
16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital.
When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No
change yet.'
20. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a
seasoned veteran.
23. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
24. Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects!
Source: http://groups.google.com/group/alt.support.mult-sclerosis/browse_thread/thread/a2f328cea8f2afdc/6f0ea0e02e8eaa7d?lnk=raot&pli=1
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you are THAT close to going on ignore...........
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http://idle.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=09/02/10/1651228
*NSFW*
HEADPHONES REQUIRED
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http://idle.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=09/02/10/1651228
*NSFW*
HEADPHONES REQUIRED
Haha. Love that help screen. XD
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reminded me of that bud light comercial
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reminded me of that bud light comercial
Video link?
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Hahaha i laughed so hard when i watched this video XD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynmOTgdscpo
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Video link?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf1jdSoA7p0 lol watch to the end
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Nice.
This would be my dream job: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fekqcp7lubY
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http://www.peterlangston.com/Fun_People/1995/1995BCF.html
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Quantum Optics
by Simon Travaglia
It's an early morning and I'm waiting for my bus to oblivion, return
ticket of course.
Beside me in the queue is a stunning blonde, the like of which is only
lied about in cheap novels as the detectives never-attained love
interest. The fool.
I glance over at what she's reading and freeze. "Quantum Optic Theory".
A huge book, 300 pages and least, and *really* small writing with NO
pictures. I glance away as quick as I can, hoping she didn't spot me
looking her way, my mind screaming "INTELLECTUAL THREAT!" at the top of
it's pasty alcohol-soaked lungs.
"You like Physics?" she asks, keenly interested.
I hate good looking women who do that. She doesn't even FAKE dumbness,
she's that sure of herself. (They're brainy on purpose you know. Some
people pretend that you're born with it, but I know better, it's all an
act, they're brainy because they like to be.)
So now I'm on the horns of a dilemma. Big Horns, Big Dilemma. Dinosaur
Horns maybe. I can tell the truth, that I know about as much about Quantum
Optics as she knows about Peruvian jungle Vine climbing (although she's
probably got a book about that in her bag as well) *OR* I can try and fake
it. If I fake it, I'll have to skilfully turn the topic from Quantum
thingies onto something I have the remotest chance of holding my head above
conversation water in.
I go for the fake.
"Yeah, physics is great. You know, Quantum theory is such a universal thing.
Do you know that I always think about it when I'm watching the Lakers play"
...So smooth I won't need oiling for a year...
"You're a lakers fan too?!!"
excrement!! I went for the sports option because it usually kills a conversation
with a woman within two sentences, (leaving *her* feeling awkward about her
ignorance) but this is really putting the pressure on. For a start I haven't
watched the Lakers for a couple of months. BACKUP RESERVE-PLAN STRATEGY!
"Yeah, the Botswana Lakers, what a team!"
(What a mindnumblingly awesome save!)
"YOU'RE A BOTSWANA LAKERS FAN TOO!!! I WAS THERE FOR A YEAR ON A STUDENT
EXCHANGE PROGRAM IN 1982"
So I'm intercoursed. It could be the start of a meaningful but exhausting
relationship, or I could just say nothing and step out in front of the bus
when it comes.
I choose the bus, nothing's worse than being caught lying by an attractive
woman. Except being caught lying by my mum of course, but that's a universal
fear. ("It's not what that, it's the lies that hurt" (just kill me now))
The bus trundles up and I step out, but the bastard driving it is new on
the job and hasn't got the common courtesy to run me down.
"What were you doing? You could have been killed!" the blonde pipes up
"Yeah, well.."
.. I see my chance for a fantastic super-save ..
".. it doesn't really matter for me, as I have only 2 months to live
anyway..."
THE SYMPATHY VOTE!! A LATE SAVE FROM THIS PLAYER WHO TILL NOW WAS
STARTING TO WORRY THE VIEWING MILLIONS, BUT NOW HE'S ON THE HOME STRETCH
AND POURING IT ON!
"OH NO! Why? How?"
"I've got... "
My mind whirs madly as I try and think of something really disgusting that
isn't sexually transmissible but that I can use to explain my failing memory
of Quantums and Botswana..
".. Altzheimers.."
"BUT THAT'S NOT FATAL, NOT NOW, THEY HAVE A PLAN TO PUT THE DISEASE INTO
REMISSION, I WAS JUST READING ABOUT IT THIS MORNING!"
(typical)
".. and a tumor the size of a Brussl Sprout in behind my left eye..."
"CHEMOTHERAPY AND RADIOGRAPHY HAVE ADVANCED SO FAR IN THE LAST COUPLE OF
MONTHS, YOU MAY BE ABLE TO BE CURED, LET ME TAKE YOU TO THE CAT SCANNER
AT MY WORK TO GET A LATE DIAGNOSIS, IT COULD BE WORTH THE CHANCE!!!!"
(That meddling bus driver has a excrementload to answer for)
"Well, if you think it would help, but frankly >cough< I doubt it. That
two months was an outside guess, anything from two months down to two hours
the doctor said... ...this morning"
"THEN WE'VE GOT NO TIME TO LOSE, QUICK I'LL GET US A TAXI"
I lurch to the taxi, not wanting to appear ungrateful, acting the dying
selfless bastard to the full, milking it for all it's worth, and wouldn't
you know it, the prick of a taxi driver has those doors that lock when the
car's in motion so you can't leap out into the path of an oncoming
articulated lorry to save yourself embarrasement, IF and ONLY IF, you're
lucky enough to spot one in the first place.
"Oh excrement! I haven't got any money for a cab, can you pay?" she says
"Why not, I won't be needing it anyway where I'm going.."
"Oh, don't be like that. Driver - The Lyndon Institute for Medicine"
"You sure lady, that's way across town?"
"Yes, of course I'm sure, this is an emergency"
I think the window's probably not armourglass, so if I smash it open with
my head, I could probably get out and into the path of that lorry with a
bit of luck...
"Hey buddy" the taxi driver calls "You wanna put your seat belt on?"
Now I KNOW that I'm completely stuffed - I've got the ONLY TAXI DRIVER IN
THE *WORLD* WHO MAKES YOU WEAR A BLOODY SEAT BELT!!"
Stuff it, I buckle in and resign myself to fate in the hopes that I can
change the Cat Scanner settings from "Scan" to "Cook 20 pounds of Steak
Mince in 1.5 seconds, burning most of it" when no-one's watching.
I also decide to enjoy the ride and be nice with it.
"Hey, thank's for all your care and attention, you know you're a pretty
good sort..."
THEN IT HITS ME, THE ANSWER TO MY PROBLEMS!!
".. for a blonde chick.."
I wait for the explosion, but none comes.
"Did you here what I said about you being good for a blonde chick?"
"Oh yes. Your poor mind must be so garbled by your tumour that it's
normal, balanced outlook is tainted by archaic sexual stereotypes."
She's too good for me, I pin all my hopes on the Scanner using
microwaves and lapse into silence.
=======
So we get to the Lyndon Institute, after a scenic cab ride involving crossing
town three times (only because the driver was taking the quick route) and
wouldn't you know it, it's one of those HUGE places that have more medical
research underway than the combined third world. I can see that my "dying"
story's going to hold about as much water as an 80 year old's bladder, so
I'm going to have to think of something fast.
Fast is, of course, my middle name.
We roll up the steps, me stumbling and coughing the while, trying all the
time to remember the name of that doctor. You know the one.
I get express service to the X-Ray room first off for a couple of diagnostic
xrays leading up to the Scan. On the way, I palm a scalpel and pop the blade
out of it.
They chuck me into the perfectly harmless X-Ray machine, then retreat behind
the Armageddon-proof Lead screen. "No more rays than sunshine" they say as
they buzz the profile of my head. While they're opening the screen door, I
pull the scalpel blade from behind my ear. They re-arrange my head for a
frontal shot and then retreat back behind the screen, during which time I
stick the scalpel blade, side-on, to the back of my head with some gum.
They buzz me and I grab the blade and stash it in a pocket.
Blondie comes in and starts orbiting the radiographer in the hopes that it
will speed up the development process some. Meantime I become the cheery
poor bastard who has come to terms with his imminent demise.
"What the hell" I say "I'd die for a coke. Really. Ha ha ha"
One is delivered in .003 seconds.
I keep up appearances except when I catch blondy out of the corner of my
eye glancing at me. Then, "completely oblivious of her attention" I sigh
deeply and look out the window at the Sun, sniff slightly, and pull myself
together.
Works every time. If they think they've caught you in an unguarded moment,
they think it's the true you.
The radiographer comes back with the X-rays and there's a lot of hurried
whispering with blondy.
"Simon?" she calls.
I wander over, fresh-faced and innocent, making a brave play of it.
"Yes?"
"Simon, have you ever been operated on before?"
"Well, yes, when my tumour was first diagnosed they did some kind of
exploratory or something where I had to get all my hair shaved off. It
wasn't fun at all. But my surgeon helped me through it, he was such a
character.."
"Oh? And who was that?"
"Dr Brain Analpeeper, a great guy"
The room went dead quiet, as it always does when someone mentions the worst
surgeon in medical history..
"Not Dr Analpeeper at Landsdown?"
"You know him! He was such a great man! And I don't believe for a minute
all those things they said about him. He was a true gentleman. He calmed
my fears about the operation completely. Why, he even took me drinking
the night before the operation as a bit of a fling. What a night! We must
have got back to the hospital about 6am!"
"You mean he discharged you from the hospital on the night before your
operation?"
"Oh no, we went up to his office and drank there!"
"And what time was your operation?"
"Oh, I dunno, sometime about 9 I think"
"And exactly what was he looking for?"
"Oh I don't know it was something technical with a really long name"
"Simon, come over here and sit down"
"Why? What's the matter? Hell, it can't be any worse can it? Ha ha "
My conscience is trying to revive itself so it can be properly disgusted at
me for twisting the knife like this, but my ego slips it a mental kick to the
groin and it shuts up.
"Simon, as far as we can see there was no reason to operate on you at all.
We see no xray evidence of a tumor. Of course, we'll run a CT scan to be
sure.."
"SO I'M CURED!"
"No, not exactly. I'm sorry to be the one to have to tell you this, but,
there appears to be an item lodged in your brain. A scalpel blade to
be precise."
"Well, that's no trouble is it, I mean hell, we could leave it there or
maybe I could get it taken out?"
"Ordinarily, we would operate to remove it, but it looks to be lodged at
a junction of nerve endings, and any mistake could leave you paralysed or
even worse, kill you!"
"So that's it then, my brain's just a time bomb?" >sniff<
"Simon, I don't know what to say, it's so unexpected.."
I check to see there's no guys in the room before I pull the sure-score
move. I start sobbing.
"SO THAT'S IT, I'M REALLY GOING TO DIE..."
"Well, not necessarily. With an altered life-style you could live out a
long and fruitious life"
"YOU MEAN LIFE IN A BED!! NEVER GOING OUT AND EATING PASTE TO STOP MY
JAW MUSCLES PUTTING PRESSURE ON MY BRAIN!!"
"Uh, well, Simon, I don't know exactly how you would..."
"I'D RATHER BE DEAD!!! HELL, I WOULD BE DEAD FOR ALL INTENTS AND PURPOSES!"
"I don't think.." she starts, but it's no good, I'm reeling her in and she
doesn't even know it.
"No, I suppose it was always going to happen. Oh well. It's just..."
Killer move. She has to know what I was going to say. She probably doesn't
really want to ask, but she's got no choice, it's that or be a heartless
clinical observer...
"Just what?" she asks. (I TOLD YOU SO)
He sweeps the pad clean, he roughs up the mound, he scuffs up the ball, and
then.... DELIVERS...
"..I just don't want to die alone."
STEEEERIKE ONE!
Her brow furrows, but there's still a chance of rejection
"I always thought it would be different. I never thought I'd die a virgin"
STEEEEEEEEERKIE TWO
He eyes get a little teary, now for the follow through.
"Oh well, it's like they say, you can't always get what you want. I spose
I'd best go and see my Mum, she'd want me to be with her..."
SSTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERIKE THREE! SHE'S OUT!
"No you won't! It can't be like this!"
YES YES YES YES YES!!!!
"We'll operate!"
NO NO NO NO NO!!!!
excrement!
======
Stuffed again is what I am.
Before I can say "Why don't you and your precious institute take a running
leap sideways onto a greased hockey stick strategically mounted atop a 16
foot pile of sharpened ashtrays" I'm being dragged by blondy and a couple
of other surgically addicted brain scum towards what will either be my
death or my transformation into mentally dead. (Read DOS user).
It's time for quick thinking once more.
"WAIT!" I shout at the top of my lungs "I DON'T WANT TO DIE!"
"Well there's risks of course, but some of them have to be taken if you
want to lead a long and full life"
"Long and Full?!?." I sigh heavily and work up to plan Q, which has the
same intended result as A-P, but hopefully will work.
"Tell me, have you ever listened to Henry Rollins?"
"Rollins.. rollins... Oh, isn't he that loud shouting singer?"
Obviously not. The way is clear.
"Well, I suppose you could call him that. But have you ever listened to
his words? The *essence* of what he's singing is life! Real Life, not
30 year old in a wheelchair wetting his pants and dribbling his fish paste
out onto his lap..."
She's getting hooked, you can tell.
"You mean..."
"Yeah. I want to SHINE. Hey, maybe I won't shine for long, but for once,
I'd just like to *shine*! I haven't got a hundred years to mess around,
so I want my time to start right now. I want it to be my time to shine"
["Shine" (c) Henry Rollins]
"That's so.." she chokes (sucker) "...so... ...deep"
"Yeah, I guess" (pffft!)
She eats all this up and I'm starting to feel like a complete seal-basher
as her eyes fill up with tears, but what the hell, I've suffered for this,
it's time to share something with those around me.
"What are you going to do now?" she asks, oozing pity at every pore
"Well I don't know. I really want to *live* but I guess I've got to take
care of some stuff, pack up my things and give them to a Relief-Aid shop
and go and see my Mum, she'd like to see me before I go..."
>Pregnant Pause<
"Look, what you just said, about shining - did you mean that?"
"Yeah, but I guess I've just got to look after all these things, reality
is such a bummer"
I can see the gears turning: Should-I, Shouldn't-I, Should-I, Shouldn't-I, so
I ease a bit more pressure on.
>cough<
>cough< >cough<
I work out a couple of those really awful wretchy coughs that sound like
I'm backflushing my scrotum, and the deal is done.
She takes a deep breath and:
"LOOK, I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG YOU'VE GOT, BUT HOW ABOUT TONIGHT, YOU AND I
JUST SHINE?! WE'LL GO EVERYWHERE DO EVERYTHING? WHAT DO YOU SAY??!?!!"
"I.. I don't know what... I..."
"OKAY, LET'S DO IT, COME ON. FIRST STOP YOUR PLACE, YOU HAVE TO GET READY!"
She waves a cab and milliseconds we're at my place. Cooo-el.
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I, in a fit of coughing 'accidentally' spill ketchup all down her front,
so she goes to the bathroom to clean up. I flip the bathroom cameras on
just in case the night doesn't pan out. Boy Scouts - Be PREPARED!
I decide to play it cool on the dying thing in case she gets scared that
I'll pop my clogs during the main event. Instead I mix some brandy with
some custard powder and shove it in a glass.
She comes out all clean and slightly see-through and I apologise and tell
her that my medicine should clear it up. I down the glass before she can
investigate and dump it in the sink.
"Smells like Brandy and Custard" she laughs, intelligently. If this keeps
up I'm going to get a real inferiority complex which won't help the
performance of the lead act... GOT TO KEEP HER OFF INTELLIGENT STUFF.
"WELL" I say "I'M READY WHEN YOU ARE!!!!"
"You know" she croons, sidling up to me "we could just start the night
here... ...and shine"
YES YES YES YES YES!!!!
"You mean..." I play Doofus for 0.1 microseconds, then reel her in.
"Well, I'm not really..."
She jumps me, as I knew she would. I'M A LUCKY BASTARD!
"I studied 47 different ways of making love..." she purrs.
Impressive.
"...I made up a couple of new ones as well"
More Impressive
"... involving peanut oil and 210 grit sandpaper"
Well she marry me?
"I find I have a fascination with the study of sexual technique"
Huh?
"..Prurience has always been an interesting topic to me...
BRAIN-TALK!!!! I'm getting alert signals from below. Abandon Ship warnings.
"Ssshhh" I say "Don't talk. Let's just *hold* each other"
Better
"Is that better" she asks
"Mmmm"
"I find that close contact prior to the manipulation of the genitals to
the point of sexual climax helps to stimulate that climax, allowing it to
acheive a higher plateau of pleasure"
I understood pleasure, but by then it was too late. By then the main
contender had packed up it's bags and gone home.
"Is something wrong?" she asks.
LIKE I'M GOING TO TELL HER AND RISK THE TEENIEST, TINIEST POSSIBILITY THAT
SHE WOULD, AT SOME TIME, EVEN IN THE REMOTEST FUTURE MENTION IT TO SOMEONE...
======
I obviously need performance ehancing drugs (booze) or earplugs, but
neither are on hand.
"STOP!" I shout "I can't do this! It's so... so..."
"So casual?" she asks, interrupting my mental blockage.
"Yes. I feel that perhaps we're moving too fast in this relationship..."
"You're right" she admits "Perhaps we should get to know each other first. I
tell you what, how about you come back to my place and we'll..."
!
I want to get out of this situation *REALLY* bad so it's going to have to be
the guilt-ridden-male approach.
"I.. Well, I feel sort of guilty that I..."
"NO NO!" she cries "It was *MY* idea. Now you come with me! My sisters
would love to meet you!"
Sisters?!??
"..Well, I suppose I could.."
"Great! Lets get going! You'll like my sisters, they're great fun. They
kid me about being the brainy one of the triplets, you know how it goes.."
Triplets.
Two dumb ones.
THERE IS A GOD!
Quicker than you can say "Put on your scoring shirt and meet me at the taxi"
I'd put on my scoring shirt and met her in the taxi.
Eventually we get to her place and she introduces me to her sisters. I
decide to make a timely exit to the toilet so blondy can relate my sad
circumstances to blondy2 and blondy3 and put them in a "giving" mood.
Five minutes later, I come back as the poor bastard and decide to get rid of
the opposition. I throw an impromptu coughing fit and fall to the floor
clutching my stomach.
Sympathy all round.
"Oh dear >cough!<, I forgot my medicine..."
They exchange worried glances but this is one number I know well, all
fourteen verses and *both* the choruses, and I'm hardly likely to stop
at the intro...
"...don't worry" I add selflessly "..it's not too bad, without the medicine
it'll pass in an hour or so. It's >gasp< not all that painful..."
Blondy practically pops a heart valve grabbing my apartment keys and rushing
home to get my 'medicine'. It'll be quite a search too, as the nearest thing
to medicine at my place is Oprah's face on TV Guide, which always leaves a
bad taste in *my* mouth.
...Which gives me ample time...
The other two are looking on in a worried fashion.
"Oh, that's right - I have some a couple of tablets in my pocket."
Out of their sight, I shake out a couple of tic-tacs and down them before
they can get a close look.
Five minutes later I'm in complete form. The girls are perfect, with a
combined IQ equal to my waist measurement and generous with their attentions.
After three 'fainting' spells I'm half-carried to a bedroom to lie down till
I get my strength back.
PLAY BALL!
"You girls, uh, I mean *Women* are so kind, I just..."
"There, there" they whisper soothingly "You just take it easy, and let us
take care of your every..."
>CRASH!<
The door bursts open and blondy (aka blondy1) rushes in dragging a large
portion of my home-video equipment.
uh-oh!
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"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!?!" Blondy demands in a very agitated manner.
Time to think fast....
...Fast it is then.
"It's a video camera." I say, apparently confused (So smoooooth)
"AND WHERE DID I FIND IT?!" She says, not swayed a jot by my apparent
lack of knowledge
"In a video shop?" (Two nil)
"NO, BEHIND A TWO WAY MIRROR IN YOUR BATHROOM, WHILST LOOKING FOR YOUR
MEDICINE!"
Bugger! (Two One)
"Oh, that one. Is that what it looks like? I always wanted to have a
look at it, but I was afraid I'd upset it or something and ruin the
documentation"
"Documentation?" Blondy asks.
Hook, line and sinker. (Three One)
"Of my condition. They wanted to document my decline for future reference
and so I agreed to let them video me. They tried to make it as unobtrusive
as possible to get a realistic portrayal so they put them behind mirrors
in my bathroom and bedroom."
"Oh" (Four One)
There has *GOT* to be some sort of award I can get for this performance.
And all ad-lib too!!! Now in for the kill.
"Well, I thought its the least I can do. So maybe they can't save me;
but at least I may help buy someone else a few more precious weeks of
life.. Anything's worth a chance."
Tears well up in Blondy's eyes as she sobs (Five One + Double Word Score)
"I'm sorry, I thought you.. I mean.. Oh I'm so sorry..."
"Don't be sorry, you weren't to know. For all you knew, I was just some
pervert who wanted to catch a look at you when you were changing... ..You
didn't erase the tape did you?"
"No.." (Five NIL)
"Good, there might be some good footage on that, and it would be a shame
if it were lost to medical science."
"You're so thoughtful!" Blondy2 and Blondy3 chime simulataneously.
(Blondy was right about these two, slower than airline baggage claim)
Reel in time....
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"So thoughtful for someone with such and abstract non-specific disease."
Huh?
"We feel challenged by the task of diagnosing and curing your affliction.."
AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHH!!!
>EXIT STAGE LEFT!<
So I'm sitting in the plane waiting for the end of boarding so I can get
from Philly to LA in record time, with all my body parts attached.
I'm hoping like hell that I'll be meeting Miss Right, Miss Right Now or
at least Miss Right Handed, but you never can tell...
... not unless you slip the boarding agent a quick twenty and ask for a
"scenic" view - and we're *not* talking windows seats..
That's the good thing about Free Enterprise, it makes the world go round
and keeps people happy. Namely me.
Unless I'm very much mistaken, my date with destiny is stepping nervously
down the aisle towards me. I try not to think of it as spending - it's more
of an investment.
I bury my head 30 pages into "Gulag Acipeligo" and try to look like I bought
it for the flight. Chunky stuff. Took me three weeks to get this far. And
they say guys don't try....
Destiny stops and looks apoligetic.
"Uh, excuse me"
"Oh. Hi?"
"23A, that's me"
"Oh sure. Hang on." I make a show of helping her with her bags, dropping
Solzenitzen and my "Jaguar" keyring on the ground in the process, then getting
tangled up in my seatbelt. She stoops to pick it up. Phase One complete.
Solzenitzen is the ultimate score tome, containing the four basic score
facets - It stands for Suffering, Empathy, Brains and Patience (it's about
as dry as a Sahara Sunday and as thick as a phonebook sandwich, but it's the
thought that counts). The target takes one look at it and thinks "They have
to be a patient, empathising brainy bastard to suffer like that".
And I am.
NOT.
After freeing myself from the clutches of Ms Quantum Physics and sisters
with their IQs of death, I'm just looking for a match of slightly intelligent,
plus a sucker for a sob story.
As she returns my book and keys to me, I untangle myself I mentally tick
off Stage Two. (She'll help someone who appears to be in trouble.)
"Thanks for that" I say, helping her put her luggage into the overhead
compartment "Not my day today at all it appears!". I smile sadly.
(I'm such a sleazy git!)
"Really. Well, you probably want to avoid Solzenitzen then, he's not very
good for cheering people up!" she chips.
A brilliant chip too, but a little to the left of the hole and not at all
taking into account the roll of the green.
"Yes, I suppose you're right, I bought it from one of those blind booksellers
in Frisco a couple of weeks ago and it seems a shame to waste it"
"You didn't want it?"
"Well, not really, the guy just looked like he needed a meal, so I.."
"That's so sweet!"
Go DIRECTLY to STAGE SIX, pass Go twice, collect several hundred dollars.
"It was nothing.."
We prepare for take-off, and surprisingly enough, there's a spare seat
between us, so I do the good thing tell her she can pop the arm rest up
and lax out, as I'm used to travel. She thinks about it then gives in.
She trusts me a little.
The fool!
The plane prepares to take off, and it appears that my 20 was well spent.
She's a nervous flier.
"Ah, excuse me, I couldn't help noticing, you appear to be nervous" I say
"Well, yes. You see this is my first flight"
OH, YES YES YES!
"Oh I see. Well, I suppose you've heard all those sayings that it's safer
to fly than it is to drive and that your chances of being in an air accident
a almost negligible..."
She visibly relaxes as I speak, which can only mean one thing - She's a
sucker.
"... unless of course there's some structural fault in the plane.."
MILDLY TENSE
".. or the crew have been overworked with long overtime shifts ..."
TENSE
".. or there's a plane accidentally in our flight path..."
excrementTING TWINKIES!!
".. But I doubt that it's really probable.. "
excrementTING TWINKIES AND HOLDING
"Look, you still seem a little nervous, this may sound corny, but, well,
would you like me to hold your hand, it used to comfort my wife some when
she flew"
"Well, uh, I don't know, I.., Are you sure you don't mind?"
BINGO!
"No, no! Not at all. Anything to help!" I gush.
"Well, okay then"
I hold her hand as we taxi for takeoff and smile comfortingly.
"Is your wife still nervous about flying?" target asks
"Ah no..."
HE GOES FOR PLAY #57, THE OLD DEAD WIFE STORY!
"... she passed away in an accident earlier this year"
"Oh, I'm so sorry". She squeezes my hand in empathy.
"Oh, it's alright now I guess. I.. We.. I guess I'm getting over it"
"Would you like to talk about it?.."
WHAT A CHAMPION DAY THIS HAS TURNED OUT TO BE. OUR HERO, MR GIT, HAS TAKEN
POLE POSITION IN THE POOR-BASTARD CHARITY STAKES!!!
She's helpless with compassion. She's MINE! MINE! ALL MINE!!!
"..I find that sharing someone's problems sometimes helps"
>Danger!<
All was going well right up until the word "find". "Find" means education.
Empirical research. Oh *PLEASE* don't let her be a Psych major - 95% of whom
should be case studies...
"What, you've done this with your studies" I sniffle, hoping for denial.
"Oh, no!..." she smiles
"...no, we don't deal with people in the field of Abstracted Thermodynamics.."
AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!
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KnacK, all I have to say is that it's a great story, it's on Simon's site, and it's called Quantum Physics there, and it's more nicely formatted.
http://bofh.ntk.net/Quantum_Phys.html
SUK DAT
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what-e-var
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Paintball video: Derder Shortbus Episode 5
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=43467236
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I was wondering whether or not anyone would link to videos from Derder on this forum, just didn't expect it to be in this thread.
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http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Japan-Makes-Another-Super-Weird-Video-670763.html
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Obama's Elf: http://music.todaysbigthing.com/2009/02/18
Pokemon Combat Rap: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HVzH2cnfeU
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Obama's Elf: http://music.todaysbigthing.com/2009/02/18
I thought that one was hilarious, but when I sent it to my coworkers, they just asked, "What did we ever do to you?"
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I thought that one was hilarious, but when I sent it to my coworkers, they just asked, "What did we ever do to you?"
Did you ask them if they wanted any cool aide (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Jones)?
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More Unskippable episodes:
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/unskippable/528-Grandia-III
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/unskippable/541-Two-Worlds
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/unskippable/567-The-Bouncer
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Edit: KnacK-fix'd.
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How do you fix it? i couldn't :D
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Google. :P
Edit:
(http://www.teamfortress.com/scoutupdate/images/05_header.jpg)
(http://www.teamfortress.com/scoutupdate/images/05_top.jpg)
:D
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2Fg6nUA0hI - The companion cube in Spore.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovCxgjahbKI - Jesus Christ! - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjvFmxGZ6zE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YarJVJ7GBA - HAWX ad
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0R9QtAEiQ4 - Tetris
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(http://www.bsideblog.com/images/2008/01/lolcat.jpg)
Fix'd
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGTAnXqn9Jc - Chad After Dentist (click on what it's a video response to if you don't get the context.)
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Wait zorch what happened? Lol? I'm so bad at this.
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This is the link you posted:
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.bsideblog.com/images/2008/01/lolcat.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.bsideblog.com/random-funny-stuff/2008/01/&usg=__9R-ChXCM7eSaaNzPt29PkJ9V19w=&h=300&w=400&sz=40&hl=en&start=1&tbnid=wJ82V1A3ebneRM:&tbnh=93&tbnw=124&prev=/images%3Fq%3DRandom%2BFunny%2BStuff%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DG
Thats the google image results with the frame on top of the page. :P
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I do that i change it but i dont know why it didnt show
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...
Basically, you linked to a web page, not an image.
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Lol than next time what do i do? (sorry if we are off topic) :D
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Take a look:
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Thats what i posted in the image...
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[img ]http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.bsideblog.com/images/2008/01/lolcat.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.bsideblog.com/random-funny-stuff/2008/01/&usg=__9R-ChXCM7eSaaNzPt29PkJ9V19w=&h=300&w=400&sz=40&hl=en&start=1&tbnid=wJ82V1A3ebneRM:&tbnh=93&tbnw=124&prev=/images%3Fq%3DRandom%2BFunny%2BStuff%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DG (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.bsideblog.com/images/2008/01/lolcat.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.bsideblog.com/random-funny-stuff/2008/01/&usg=__9R-ChXCM7eSaaNzPt29PkJ9V19w=&h=300&w=400&sz=40&hl=en&start=1&tbnid=wJ82V1A3ebneRM:&tbnh=93&tbnw=124&prev=/images%3Fq%3DRandom%2BFunny%2BStuff%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DG)[/img ]
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omfg! So much snow today. It's up to my knees and it only started around 2 pm. No school tomorrow maybe. *wafflez205 prays to Jesus, god, Buddha and raptor Jesus
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Fail
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGTAnXqn9Jc - Chad After Dentist (click on what it's a video response to if you don't get the context.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxFB5RDmBIA - David After the Divorce
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hehehehe
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lul
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Fired up gmail for the first time in a while. When I went to the spam folder, I laughed at the context sensitive ad:
"Vineyard Spam Salad - Combine grapes, spam, peapods and onions in large bowl"
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LOL what a retard
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repeats are never fun guys.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2BgjH_CtIA
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2BgjH_CtIA
At first I read that as "sheep walking dog" and was disappointed.
... until the end.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9N0Kyfdw4hA
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(http://www.saasta.fi/saasta/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/handegg.jpg)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHXBL6bzAR4 - An Engineer's Guide to Cats
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Diarrhea/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWXZ1lj5JRs - Left 4 Dead - Leaving Safe Room FAIL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnRVIC7kS4s - Left 4 Speed (Left 4 Dead Parody)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnRVIC7kS4s - Left 4 Speed (Left 4 Dead Parody)
You seem to have a habit of posting YouTube versions of flash videos. :P
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/481341
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That was terrible D:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a14s1LcCUWs - Wii Breakfast.
http://www.agonybooth.com/articles/Steven_Seagal_s_Lightning_Bolt.aspx - I need to find that stuff again.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/unskippable/582-Digital-Devil-Saga - These unskippable episodes crack me up. And, wow, 1000th reply.
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/star-wars-art.php?page=1 - Star Wars as modern art.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/485797 - Saturday Morning Watchmen (youtube version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDDHHrt6l4w)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIEHbD2mWIA&feature=related
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http://www.rawmeat.com/link.php?id=18687 - The half-million dollar shot (prank).
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darn you jits i wanted the 1000th post :(
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fk-1mla0LeU - If you're a monster, stay away from this girl.
Edit: Ironically, the next funny thing I found was sort of a monster: http://community.atom.com/Post/Profile-of-a-Real-Live-Supervillain-The-Nuclear-Pedophile/03EFBFFFF0182C7B8000800B1A571
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5TGFOpJsf0 - Neil Gaiman On The Colbert Report, March 16, 2009.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRcI-mFr6aQ&feature=channel - Fairy Fail
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFu5pIf7p-c- How to pee a picture in the snow (this cracked me up for some reason).
http://www.vimeo.com/3718294 - Auto Tuning - Blake needs to talk to Jack about the homepage... or at least he tries to.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtGQgSY9Nn4 - Evolution of dance fet. Optimus Prime
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Guess this needs a bump.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/tauntaun.html
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LMAO
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THE DEAD HAS SPOKEN!
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http://www.eatliver.com/i.php?n=738 - some gun safety tips (This one's for KnacK)
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Looks like I'll have to check that when I get home. darn BOFH has that site blocked......
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Here ya go Knack. :P
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Potentially NSFW: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mgWES4oBhs&feature=channel_page
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Thank you sir, I needed a good laff.
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http://www.gamasutra.com/blogs/JimMcginley/20090324/975/GDC_2009__Day_1__Surviving_Math_for_Programmers.php
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NSFW?
Not suitable for...?
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Hmmm... random funny stuff... I have an endless supply of this stuff...
Anyway, here's ONE of my funny pics
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NSFW?
Not suitable for...?
... work. Something you don't want to be looking at or listening to when your boss comes by.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tt-WIdmCVQ - Yo comments are whack
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdcC3ZiN4dY - Japanese dole banana commercial.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9o5_W6hn9k - Who's that pokemon?
Old, but made me laugh when I came across it again.
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http://www.gamernook.com/news/view/post/43440/
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Lucky kid. XD
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How did that even happen?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quTPEoTkDH8 - "Hey, grandma!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCxDZRJKkqY - New Wheels On The Block
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4kwk5jV2nU - Children Exposed To Porn May Expect Sex To Be Enjoyable
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http://www.geekologie.com/2009/04/dangerously_delicious_the_bak4.php - The BA-K-47
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZRq3XxCZXo - MythBusters - Banana Peel Slip
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http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907543 - Billy Joel's other song.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbittLn84cY&feature=channel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfXke_z6t3I
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Umm... what can I say?
Bored or clever...
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http://www.bust.com/blog/2009/04/10/more-funny-bush-trimming-razor-ads-do-not-want.html
I don't know if it's possible to get any more innuendos in a commercial.
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; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; | : : : : : :| ; ; ; |
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:)
Hehe.
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http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/14431/WTF/
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http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/14431/WTF/
heh =/
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueVOLY2SPDE - Fat Woman Pole Dance
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http://animal.discovery.com/videos/creature-comforts-us-for-what-nuts-full-episode.html - This is great. Normal people are interviewed about mundane things. Then they use their voice on animal characters.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AbQpzn6t4c - 100 funny falls
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http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1908598 - Everything is better with Benny Hill music.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39ACR9r2hN0 - Too cute.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkNqlSGwI7I - Kodi falls into pool
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Its a WTF is wrong with the people who made this Funny...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xSDmXrPFtU&feature=related
Wobbey.
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http://www.gamerdna.com/GuildHome.php?guildid=35737&page=2
need to watch
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Thread called 'Random Funny Stuff'
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I think that video was actually already in random funny stuff :<
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Merged that thread.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3K-mrlYG7Y - Bas Rutten Street Defense. "Bang, bang, bang!"
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Legalize Shrooms (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1906619)
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Hats off to Google:
http://news.cnet.com/8301-13577_3-10232041-36.html
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Hats off to Google:
http://news.cnet.com/8301-13577_3-10232041-36.html
I'd much rather take a stroll in lawn mower cut grass than goat-cut grass, if you know what I mean...
(Though I think I'd prefer goat cut grass to cow cut grass).
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxDGSzCpJiU - Awesome Saw Remake
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(http://pics.zorchenhimer.com/vlcsnap-5288068.png)
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http://hellforge.gameriot.com/blogs/Hellforge/Team-Fortress-2s-Scout-Advertises-the-Slap-Chop
http://playhimoffkeyboardcat.com/
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I see what they did there.
(http://pics.zorchenhimer.com/vlcsnap-57993.png)
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http://dplogin.com/forums/index.php?topic=17472.0
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The Meat Ship (nothing sexual about this):
http://www.supersizedmeals.com/food/article.php/20080212-The_Meat_Ship
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The Meat Ship (nothing sexual about this):
http://www.supersizedmeals.com/food/article.php/20080212-The_Meat_Ship
I've never seen something so funny made out of meat...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE3KdcTgrno
Anyone think this guy sounds like nick123? Lol
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE3KdcTgrno
Anyone think this guy sounds like nick123? Lol
LMFAO i never thought of that 'til today ahaha sounds just like nick123 when he rages lol
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE3KdcTgrno
Anyone think this guy sounds like nick123? Lol
its a girl, but yea it does
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NSFW [Audio]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5AkIfgioA4&feature=related - Ventertainment - Nerd Confusion 3: The Ring
Funniest one I've seen yet.
Edit: Peggy's voice used to harass other vent servers: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QS-pxBxh1jY&feature=related
More Ventertainment:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-DkRuXzx94&feature=channel - Ventertainment - Bill O'Reilly
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cP1SsfnSFDs&feature=channel - Ventertainment - 1337 haxz0rz
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(http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/funny-dog-pictures-misery-privates.jpg)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WqZ5AlRneI&feature=channel
ahahahahha
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Sticking with Billy Mays
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2liD_JAt_SM
You're going to love my nuts
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdNqCyMSKYw&feature=related
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isn't that the dude from shamwow O.O
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2nd one is, obviously. Hit puberty.
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Lol spook you got to get on GSC or Vent to hear me now! lol XD
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Thought this was too funny:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEtP9zQAOI4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0j3tk9Hu4g&feature=popular
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj-x9ygQEGA - Total Eclipse of the Heart: Literal Video Version
Oh, and from the Microsoft press release:
"We're going to use real-time physics to determine how the balls react to her body."
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http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/unskippable/736-Lost-Odyssey - Unskippable: Lost Odyssey
http://www.fandome.com/video/112719/Cricket-Player-Kills-Bird/?q=k - Cricket player kills a bird
http://www.geekologie.com/2009/05/the_worst_and_saddest_of_yahoo.php
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More slapchop goodness:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaR4LcLbW8I&feature=fvw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRyj5cHIQA - "Rap Chop" (more techno than rap)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CztvSpKdCeY&NR=1 - "Jam Wow"
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haha, how many own a lightsaber? (actually, should ask, how mant DON'T own...)
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;)
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Gun + Cat + Israel = ??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0Q7MLR89p8
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opQVdcXqdVY&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yh4pPdkrlqw
redneck
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YiLCYa7--A
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVHdqmN7-XE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypIbTpnuNgg
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MxGtH-2duM&feature=channel (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MxGtH-2duM&feature=channel)
Japanese Spiderman Weeeee!!!
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http://dplogin.com/forums/index.php?topic=17680.0
ahaha
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Wow that's taking spam too far
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But one funny thing about it is that half of it is mispelled!
I do agree, this guy has to be nuts! I am sure if he were caught he would be facing criminal charges, I wonder how many people he sent that to?
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I would laugh if he sent it to a police chief XD
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuDMOGfXHSc&feature
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wow i wasnt expecting that
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCF3ywukQYA
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Not sure if this is true, but it makes me laugh:
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Whitest Kids 'U Know: Call of Duty LOLOL!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jib7aQBpcAM&feature=related
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogEtfIdgjpY - Compilation of several GI Joe PSA's.
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More WKUK: Fight club: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8omZ-V8SBc&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwhitestkids.com%2Fmedia%2F&feature=player_embedded
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(http://pics.zorchenhimer.com/1240866258452.gif)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrs7Z8FRQeQ such a funny prank. i want to try it
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WKUK You're Pretty Much Completely Blind:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjCxyruU8NI&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwhitestkids.com%2Fmedia%2F%3Ftubepress_page%3D19&feature=player_embedded
NSFW language - WKUK Pimp Pun Disaster:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UE5_pt4Uvu4&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwhitestkids.com%2Fmedia%2F%3Ftubepress_page%3D18&feature=player_embedded
Maybe NSFW language? - WKUK You Son of a female dog:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-SPy5163Ms&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwhitestkids.com%2Fmedia%2F%3Ftubepress_page%3D18&feature=player_embedded
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6NfRLZFLNs&feature=PlayList&p=stsYMc8Ppho
i just love arby n the chief :D thats so awesome
my roflknife goes sliceslicesliceslice
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http://memeparty.com/i/2eb21cac1ae7747de2263e8901b45ef5.jpg
Why can't we have threads like this on these forums. Got to applaud the random internettorz who did this
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lmao
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Is it just me or do they have nothing better to do? Big Macs FTW...
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http://memeparty.com/i/2eb21cac1ae7747de2263e8901b45ef5.jpg
Why can't we have threads like this on these forums. Got to applaud the random internettorz who did this
lol when are we going to get that random?
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i bet i could eat 100 treadmills
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_UxhPbMyy8
so funny and cute :]]]]]
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http://www.dump.com/2009/07/10/google-knows-me-so-well/
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJuNgBkloFE
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That makes my life worthy =)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6X8axAtz-Hk - Code Monkey
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(http://lupinbebop.viperslayer.net/Motivators/Ronald%20McDonald%20motivator.jpg)
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(http://www.techbasic.net/idlewyse/tampon%20ninja.jpg)
(http://www.techbasic.net/idlewyse/spiderman.gif)
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Texting Teen Falls Down Manhole:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31853449/ns/local_news-new_york_ny/?GT1=43001
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JC2gIPnUCgw
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Sorry about the double post but this video jsut had to be posted. It's not really awesome, it's just HILARIOUS if you like seeing people get absolutely pwnd.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eytGMzrB6NA
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WgT9gy4zQA
The Ultimate Showdown :]
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eytGMzrB6NA
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kyf_3gizO2w&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMqTKA8BxvE&feature=related
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WgT9gy4zQA
The Ultimate Showdown :]
No. Bad. Don't post youtube versions of flash videos. You should be ashamed of yourself.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/285267
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http://www.lol.com/joke/show/1962
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The link isnt the same thing.
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http://www.officer.com/web/online/Special-Coverage--Stun-Guns/Australian-Man-Shocked-With-Taser-Burns/11$47622 (http://www.officer.com/web/online/Special-Coverage--Stun-Guns/Australian-Man-Shocked-With-Taser-Burns/11$47622)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kyf_3gizO2w&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMqTKA8BxvE&feature=related
In response (I may have already posted these)...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IQDH0zOqzg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Do_I7x41YYA
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http://en.kllproject.lv/people-and-land/yoga-and-drunk-persons/
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Bahahahahahahaha!
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Anti-rape goblin rofl
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#Canada
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Pokemon has some screwed up designs... XD That was hilarious though
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http://www.burns-family.net/2005/11/i-see-dead-people-theyre-everywhere.html
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how do you use the [img ] thing if you are using an image that is saved to you my documents section. i cant get it to work
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The [img] tag only works if the picture is saved on teh intarwebs. It won't work if it's on your computer.
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that sucks because i have around 200 photos saved on my computer
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AXPnH0C9UA - The Song of the Count - Lemon Demon Version
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ROFL I love Lemon Demon's The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny. My number one most listened to song on my iPod! :D
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
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Oh, you guys should check out fmylife.com (http://fmylife.com)
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http://www.break.com/index/ddr-gamer-smashes-pc-monitor.html
Need to watch it till the end.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPzNl6NKAG0 - Big cat in a little box.
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Accident on a beach:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Q9kL4GrDcM&NR=1
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http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1917993 - N00b Boyfriend
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/8+Bit+Pwny+Club+ep.1/ - 8 Bit Pwny Club ep.1 (top 5 toilets in games)
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ROFL ROFL Jitspoe that noob boyfriend link was too hilarious XD
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http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/8+Bit+Pwny+Club+ep.1/ - 8 Bit Pwny Club ep.1 (top 5 toilets in games)
I think that the toilet in (i think) ddjump8 should be on there! :(
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3D9jDzfyBj4 - Magic Mentos
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRINErZzyTA&feature=channel - Lightsabers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZuK_wYrqp8&feature=channel - Zombies
These vids are all by the same people.
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Find Waldo: http://www.grissom.net/waldo.swf
Find him for a surprise ;)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyYhdY-A_Hs - Winkers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2yjhHdDjYo - Shoop da Whoop collection!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiNaadVOQEM - MSI butt catching laptop ad.
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That looks slightly painful. :P
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The one on 28 seconds just makes that guy look ghey.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2yv8aT0UFc - The Dark Night interrogation spoof. Funny as hell.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfGUF8T-dUM - Gun Recoil Music Video
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ISeGxIbwsM
Eh idk its a video me and my friends made 1 day...
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Umm is that you with the long black hair?
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Umm is that you with the long black hair?
No, i was only in the video once, holding the girl in the beginning with a plaid jacket, but that is 1 of my best friends he is cool lol
i was the one filming and pulling off some awesome pick up lines
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Meh. Oh yeah and that flaming tables one was fking hilarious.
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Meh. Oh yeah and that flaming tables one was fking hilarious.
Lol thanks, Did you watch any others? I try to make most of my vids atleast slightly funny, but some are my dads video from his band lol, so them are the ones with eye2eye
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http://www.gametrailers.com/user-movie/john-64-bizarre-1990s-game/328286
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Do You Want To Date My Avatar? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urNyg1ftMIU)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfdoLBni4zA - ShamWow spoof- Paper Towels
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h05ZQ7WHw8Y&feature=related - Snuggie spoof- The WTF Blanket
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJqPNpUhxPY
cant stop laughing
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cm2IQ0y2J0Q - Vocaloid - Ievan Polkka. The flan scene made me laugh.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJqPNpUhxPY
cant stop laughing
i dont get it.... i was confused
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u should get it if uve seen the normal movie
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJqPNpUhxPY
cant stop laughing
hahahahahaha that was hilarious XD :P
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How about we get back to submitting funny stuff :P
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How about we get back to submitting funny stuff :P
like that was on Topic ^^
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iPhone App Wins Microsoft Campus Programming Contest (http://mobile.slashdot.org/story/09/09/01/1941202/iPhone-App-Wins-Microsoft-Campus-Programming-Contest)
XD
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQnwto3zXE0 - Fat Kids Get Hurt While I Play Unfitting Music
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onBahSSrXYA - Funny Tiger Attack
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URMm0AGbgkk - Buffman, oh, yeah!
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haha
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One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went:
"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
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eh something else i found -
Hangovers + bulldozer = bad morning
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnQf3QEu938&feature=PlayList&p=ECFF9CC140D13210&index=0&playnext=1 - hot pockets!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVTjaLXxdYM&feature=related - Touhou - A Maid's Day [4koma] Part 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77CkrqzeRWA&feature=related - Touhou - A Maid's Day [4koma] Part 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ig1olJA-yNk&feature=related - Touhou - A Maid's Day [4koma] Part 3
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http://www.youfail.org/ (http://www.youfail.org/)
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In America, dogs attack squirrels.
In Soviet Russia, squirrels attack dogs.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4489792.stm
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vkxVZO7l0A&feature=channel#movie_player - 0:27 makes me laugh every time.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDOYN-6gdRE&feature=player_embedded
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvsntgJfawk&feature=related - Angry German kid + Touhou music.
Edit: lol, those autotuned news videos are pretty good. I think this is my favorite so far: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Psfn6iOfS8&feature=related
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great....
I'll never get those 5 minutes back....
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJdsP1-M09E#movie_player - Funny falls, accidents and crashes compilation :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1UaxGmZDe0&feature=related - Funny Crashes Falls and Accidents Compilation
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM7GB3dPI6Q&feature=related - stupid people + boats
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http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=280400792263#ht_500wt_975
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http://www.isnichwahr.de/r14090540-dem-angler-den-fisch-weggeschnappt.html
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lol @ "legit" baby on ebay.
http://oddee.com/item_96682.aspx - 12 Most Unfortunate Product Names
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lol @ "legit" baby on ebay.
In case you didn't see the actual ad: http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x204/skitzo13579/Untitled-7.jpg
one of my counterstrike clanmates had like an extra dollar on a paypal account so he posted that ad, we laughed for awhile after seeing that he actually did it.
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Bringing back some classics:
DP Girlfriend - http://dplogin.com/forums/index.php?topic=14729.0
Zakrokx (severely out of order, but still hilarious) - http://dplogin.com/forums/index.php?topic=14749.0
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Who removed my ASCII penis?
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http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/
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http://xkcd.com/personal/permalinked/1218062796760xd1.jpg
http://touhou.pl/dl/flash/games/reisen_shooting.swf - Pretty funny once you figure out what to do (tip: You're shooting suppositories).
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTYfawsaNMo - Photo booth prank
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sW1cKe3H7h4&NR=1 - more.
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LOL THAT PHOTO BOOTH PRANK
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9etanOtQ0go - moonwalk fail.
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Missingno. LOL
That's my new username for most stuff. If you're reading this jitspoe please change my username on the forums to [BnC]Missingno.
Thanks in advance.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ed-N_kG4DfU
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Throw it on the ground:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6RVu4-zYQY
best post hands down
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best post hands down
Totally.
SNL is awesome.
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Throw it on the ground:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6RVu4-zYQY
There's a guy at work obsessed with that video, and decided if there's a word for throwing something out of a window (defenestrate), there should be a word for throwing something to the ground, so I helped him come up with one: "terrabiciate." From the Latin words "terra" (ground), and "abicio", (to throw down).
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiO2U_O17JQ&feature=fvw
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Holy what happened to this thread D:
Also: Good video P!nk.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrK7CZos404
Its really cute :D:D:D:D:?D?D:D:D
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JC-pF3OHY1c
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http://www.buzzfeed.com/ries/the-christmas-cannon-6y - Christmas'd!
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JITSPOE FIX MY BAN TIME PLZ! this is only thing u check on forums now. haha really tho fix it please. i sent u info its apparent that your ignoring me. Nov 28 i should be unbanned!
The fact that you're posting that here, and for why, makes it suit this topic pretty well. It made me laugh, good job.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdxkVQy7QLM
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omg weezy, dont send here about banned, and read topic :) "Its Random Funny Stuff"
Btw : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKP0JBhgtRQ
02:00 - Ohh, hello? i change my mind, i am not hungry .. :D:D:D
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http://gbatemp.net/index.php?showtopic=192254&st=0&gopid=2406594&#entry2406594
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9N4hg_JPogg - beach bloopers
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9N4hg_JPogg - beach bloopers
its really funny 0:12 :D or 1:08 :))
Btw : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWdecXa-s6Q
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I spilt some liquids on my Nintendo DSi, and now the screens won't turn on. And the sound doesn't work either.
That's why I keep telling people that they shouldn't use it as an image viewer.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THU2H5_nadQ
Quickest Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 campaign... ever.
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http://www.tackfilm.se/en/?id=1259532778514RA65
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7rNdLcfyC8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7rNdLcfyC8)
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http://walfas.org/flash/parsee_christmas.swf
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http://www.shutupwomangetonmyhorse.com/
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http://shorterandsweeter.blogspot.com/2009/12/greatest-christmas-decoration-ever.html
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both pics where funny heheh got a good laugh out of it, so did my brother
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http://totallylookslike.com/2009/12/11/michael-phelps-stretching-totally-looks-like-raw-thanksgiving-turkey/
http://totallylookslike.com/2009/12/10/paula-abdul-totally-looks-like-this-feather-duster/paula-abdul-totally-looks-like-this-feather-duster/
http://totallylookslike.com/2008/07/20/jack-nicholson/ - considered posting that grill in random awesome stuff.
http://totallylookslike.com/2008/07/27/clark-kent/
http://totallylookslike.com/2008/09/25/nicole-richie-totally-looks-like-a-sleestak/
http://totallylookslike.com/2008/10/22/my-computer-tower-totally-looks-like-pac-man
http://totallylookslike.com/2008/12/03/slovenia-totally-looks-like-running-chicken/
http://totallylookslike.com/2009/01/10/texas-longhorns-logo-totally-looks-like-a-uterus/
And more, if you're bored:
http://totallylookslike.com/
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xeje_pp_NyA
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Man vs Toddler:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZ5DfWN3fWU
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgLEhefgUpE&feature=related
the very first clip had me cracking up
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the very first clip had me cracking up
+1
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http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/12/13/AR2009121300007.html
This guy deserves some serious internet points. I suppose this belongs in the awesome thread, but im too lazy to post it over there. :P
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vxq9yj2pVWk
http://img.moronail.net/img/1/0/2010.jpg
http://godhatesprotesters.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/7aoog.jpg?w=350&h=551
http://www.sketchysantas.com/
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hehehe nice pis jitspoe
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I just went into JB Hi-Fi looking for the game Grand Theft Auto. The sales assistant wanted me to describe it to her. I told her its about a member of a socially disadvantaged class driving around with an iron bar, crashing cars, rooting sexually promiscuous persons and evading police. The stupid female dog gave me Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2010!
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Liar.
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Liar.
kk shep said, forgive me (and him).
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99% chance of this being a repost:
http://attrition.org/misc/humor/xmas-proof.html
Oh well.
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(http://www.spielefilmetechnik.de/screenshots/original/2009/09/failagaincrane.jpg)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZnQxEhnsBc
Not your usual Duke Nukem Vent stuff. Definitely worth the watch.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkyc1dxL3N0 - 50 Cent Yakety Sax In Da Club
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(http://the-pedal-pusher.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/missing-bike-in-denver.jpg)
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looks like pee wee herman's bike
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looks like pee wee herman's bike
Thats what I thought.
http://www.freakingnews.com/Gender-Reassignment-Pictures--1038-0.asp (http://www.freakingnews.com/Gender-Reassignment-Pictures--1038-0.asp)
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Hahahaahahaahahaahhaha. Reminds me of that app FaceSwap on the apps store. And the Al Gore one is meddling hilarious.
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Pokemon theme...with a twist :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f49bra-O-A8
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jT8uUFwxf3c&feature=related
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http://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/mis/1539838256.html
Hilarious.
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http://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/mis/1539838256.html
Hilarious.
That there is an epic win. Just made my day.
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http://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/mis/1539838256.html
Hilarious.
inb4 flip (?) ;D
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lol nopyo...
Was flip in Miami that night? :D
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No, but I can easily see him doing it. :D
Edit:
Oh those oil-billionaires...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/8130334.stm
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xym6hEJb1W4&NR=1 - "You wanna play a little game?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpGZWsCapX4&feature=related - Mother of all pranks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddzyEYBcUNQ&feature=related - Office Prank Gone Wrong
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NY2UIAzagMY&feature=related - golf lesson prank
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMwhl4IrPNc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMwhl4IrPNc)
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- [q]Dave
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lmao funny pic zimt :D
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNAnUygqOYc
wow
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNAnUygqOYc
wow
I think the thread you were looking for is "Random Awesome Stuff" (http://dplogin.com/forums/index.php?topic=12879.0) :)
Continuing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wm9rDkzQurI
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sERwdGY_ITU - Golf bloopers
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hahaha!
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i like the part when it just keeps going in circles
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You Fool!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3djXcx2ewQ
Some people shouldn't watch good movies - http://www.mnn.com/lifestyle/ecollywood/stories/avatar-brings-depression-and-suicidal-thoughts-to-some-moviegoers
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(http://anothersoniccomic.50webs.com/25_sonicr.jpg)
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YOINK! I would rather put this in "random sad stuff" tho.
(http://www.dump.com/wp-content/uploads/DO-NOT-PASTE-THIS-URL-ON-ANY-FORUM-BLOG-OR-WEBSITE--LINK-WILL-CEASE-TO-BE-FUNCTIONAL-SHORTLY--PLEASE-LINK-ONLY-TO-URLS-CONTAINED-IN-THE-ADDRESS-BAR--CODE-48918279417/yoink.gif)
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YOINK! I would rather put this in "random sad stuff" tho.
D:
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You scared them away zimt.
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http://www.break.com/index/two-soldiers-ambushed-crossing-road.html
http://www.break.com/index/soldier-ambushed-during-training-exercise.html
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http://kinsie.helloiaminter.net/blog/2009/10/02/glug/
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Chinese Spongebob:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxymwN7nYQQ
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PLTZxLNTUk
;D
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDRCpN4OMpM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTsecitpvQ0
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Was this ever posted before?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CoiL2D_eUM
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hmm is it me or is this thread just kinda pointless..
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It's just you... I've had loads of chuckes from this thread. <3
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roflmfao @ chinese spongbob.. lmao
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http://www.techwankers.com/2010/01/28/hitler-hates-ipad/
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxKtZmQgxrI&feature=channel - Star Wars: The Phantom Menace Review (Part 1 of 7)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZG1AWVLnl48&feature=channel - Star Wars: The Phantom Menace Review (Part 2 of 7)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdQwKPVGQsY&feature=channel - Star Wars: The Phantom Menace Review (Part 3 of 7)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOlG4T1S2lU&feature=channel - Star Wars: The Phantom Menace Review (Part 4 of 7)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBvp1r2UpiQ&feature=channel - Star Wars: The Phantom Menace Review (Part 5 of 7)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORWPCCzSgu0&feature=channel - Star Wars: The Phantom Menace Review (Part 6 of 7)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIWKMgJs_Gs&feature=channel - Star Wars: The Phantom Menace Review (Part 7 of 7)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkeSdbCvHYY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-yJBsjatW0
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:( The music link on that one is gone...
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http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/916-Wolfenstein
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http://www.todaysbigthing.com/2010/02/01 - Guy sneaks on to soccer team.
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lol yes jitspoe it was Remi Gallard ;) But next video :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A02s8omM_hI
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Made me laugh :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5GjzA3xcaY&feature=related
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man with wierd voice heh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-ook2ni5mo
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I found this very amusing, gotta love people that stay up all night waiting for friends on facebook.
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He has e-friends you don't. owned. ;)
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http://hmvg.net/forums/index.php?/topic/33-continue-the-sentence/
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9BON5nd8Fg - Weeeeee, web browsers. (Might be a repost - it's an oldie).
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god jitspoe youre funniest guy what i have ever seen
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god jitspoe youre funniest guy what i have ever seen
You watch him? O.o
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http://www.gametrailers.com/user-movie/world-of-warcraft-rant/339576?playlist=featured - World of Warcraft Rant
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http://www.videosift.com/video/Man-spends-6-years-injecting-silicone-into-his-PENIS?loadcomm=1
6 years of silicone injections into his penis. lmfao.
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I am challenging people to think 'what should penis look like'
wat
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_K9AxO5t4BE - Best action scene of all time
http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=84 - Looking for a concealable weapon?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxkr4wS7XqY&NR=1 - I love how that guy's eyeballs come out.
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http://www.videosift.com/video/Man-spends-6-years-injecting-silicone-into-his-PENIS?loadcomm=1
6 years of silicone injections into his penis. lmfao.
Ummm LOL
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I was watching some Blood+ yesterday, and this caught my eye. So I made a demote out of it. :3
(http://pics.zorchenhimer.com/motivator74c547a275bfa1b4e58ef6b666a4bef683511539.jpg)
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http://gizmodo.com/5470460/the-fatal-flaw-with-google-buzzs-edit-button (http://gizmodo.com/5470460/the-fatal-flaw-with-google-buzzs-edit-button)
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:)
(http://screenshot.xfire.com/screenshot/natural/c8d98f87e79ffeec8d21c0433012a5f5483937d9.png)
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lol
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http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1929035
(http://www.soahcity.com/lols/2009/22-01.png)
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http://www.buzzfeed.com/edithzimmerman/man-looks-like-thumb-y7
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http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/3238/lolyeb.jpg
Now lets hope your not outside
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(http://shauniversalstudios.soahcity.com/comics/S3_01.PNG)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8k2j2MesZ8&feature=related
mother-meddling hilarious.
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Bring amblamps
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a86cQobU-n4 - World Record Kick to the Groin
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbHEAM3pN2o&
Hitler Plays Battlefield Bad Company 2 Beta
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y
Horribly inefficient murderer. 10 minutes of epic win.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0p4fkH9qC4M
How not to be a noob at battlefield bad company 2
(http://i872.photobucket.com/albums/ab286/saladx/20060823.jpg)
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what the heck man that is funny and perverted at the same time!!!!!!! seriously!!!!!!
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edgars think funny too! funny serious, hehe
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http://raleigh.craigslist.org/cto/1579817450.html - Be ready for the zombies with a GMC van
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hehz
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xD coz of u i laugh in my life now :DD u did laugh best polak !
PS : Me is best polak
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ut82TDjciSg - Hey There Chthulhu
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Augh
Why do people put pointless posts in here only saying "haha" or something like that without even quoting what they're laughing at?
Anyways, to make this post not pointless:
(http://hdwarriors.com/images/stories/chucknorris.jpg)
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They don't need to quote anything. 99.9% of the time, they are just referring to the latest post that contains funny content. You know, kinda like how I don't need to quote your post in order to respond because your post is right above mine.
Plus, it just shows that they are enjoying the thread. That's good news.
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They don't need to quote anything. 99.9% of the time, they are just referring to the latest post that contains funny content. You know, kinda like how I don't need to quote your post in order to respond because your post is right above mine.
Plus, it just shows that they are enjoying the thread. That's good news.
I guess so. I enjoy it too. :)
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Where da intercourse is this Camper! ???
My friend ph3n1x tries to find.
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Lol its romuald aka ph3n1x aka ph3n3at
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http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=68 - Free couch
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http://getonmyhorse.com/
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http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1742575 (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1742575)
No sparkling wiggles here...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTxW3GWZ5hI - kittens riding vacuum (roomba)
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http://www.makeuseof.com/tech-fun/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/facebookww21.png
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http://www.makeuseof.com/tech-fun/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/facebookww21.png
LOL!
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http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f7a03edbd7/pee-wee-gets-an-ipad?rel=player - Peewee gets an iPad.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=381946 - Dudebro
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaCZN2N6Q_I - Hot Chip - 'I Feel Better'
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.
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http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f7a03edbd7/pee-wee-gets-an-ipad?rel=player - Peewee gets an iPad.
WHAT IS THIS I DONT EVEN
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLYE8I9nGsM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tnitt6fiB40
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Gj8bin3vlQ
lol, I found it pretty funny, the first time I watched it. Enjoy :]
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WHAT IS THIS I DONT EVEN
WHAT WHY WOULD YOU
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVfV2OzEHwg - The Zoo Race game
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nbdxTAMPYU
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(http://kingdomofmere.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/retard.jpg)
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Mitchell thats an old one
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Mitchell thats an old one
...
How many times has THAT happened?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qizNQKzatXA&playnext_from=SL - Season 1 Ep. 10: Auto-Tune the News #10: Turtles.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpYIKF1wuyE&playnext_from=TL&videos=Dje7yuouSAc&feature=sub - Season 1 Ep. 11: Auto-Tune the News #11: Pure Poppyrooster. (ft. Joel Madden)
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http://jalopnik.com/5510883/driving-real-cars-like-a-video-game-is-hard
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http://www.chilloutzone.to/video/polnisches-armwrestling.html
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Language warning
http://semo.craigslist.org/cto/1672654758.html - 2002 Focus – good reliable first car - $2000 (Cape Girardeau)
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http://www.chilloutzone.to/video/polnisches-armwrestling.html
LOL PWND!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8T6df9m6dZM&feature=fvw - Amazing dancing on the Jumbotron.
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http://www.woot.com/Blog/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=12351 - Most important question about the iPad answered.
http://www.perpetualkid.com/tattoos-for-the-elderly.aspx
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http://cowbirdsinlove.com/43
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UK games retailer GameStation revealed that it legally owns the souls of thousands of customers.
http://www.bit-tech.net/news/gaming/2010/04/15/gamestation-we-own-your-soul/
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Modern Warfare 2 with the very best
3D 2D engine:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9Y_HBvTX6Y&feature=player_embedded
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http://games.adultswim.com/robot-unicorn-attack-twitchy-online-game.html - Robot Unicorn Attack. This is the game that was in one of Zorchenhimer's videos. I thought it was some obscure old platformer, but it's actually an Adult Swim flash game.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icrObvja8T0 - The 3D Truth in old Masters
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http://games.adultswim.com/robot-unicorn-attack-twitchy-online-game.html - Robot Unicorn Attack. This is the game that was in one of Zorchenhimer's videos. I thought it was some obscure old platformer, but it's actually an Adult Swim flash game.
My friend in that vid is actually making 4 or so arcade machines for Adult Swim. They contacted him after seeing his video up on youtube.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUSWftOrvp8 - Crazy Treadmill Japanese Game
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"It's a crap!"
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y
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Already posted somewhere. LAME
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Already posted somewhere. LAME
its absolutely awesome ^^
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The *NEW* Old Spice Commercials (http://hmvg.net/forums/index.php?/topic/281-the-new-old-spice-commercials/)
I personally think the Sun video is the funniest.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhOVRtsAFQU&feature=watch_response
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Mitchell, fix your links. there are two "http://"s in every link.
Edit: Feeling helpful today... here are the working links.
The *NEW* Old Spice Commercials (http://hmvg.net/forums/index.php?/topic/281-the-new-old-spice-commercials/)
Blocker (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MG0VGbcMeNM)
Zoom (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Q2OlqsknXI&feature=PlayList&p=60FA3565B68C63DF&playnext_from=PL)
Zoom (Another) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFAXv_OGdz0&feature=PlayList&p=60FA3565B68C63DF&playnext_from=PL)
Sun (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrvWLdyG4Uw&feature=PlayList&p=60FA3565B68C63DF&playnext_from=PL)
Flex (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ITx4-w0WxQ&feature=PlayList&p=60FA3565B68C63DF&playnext_from=PL)
Flex (Another) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tI4CbCniBI&feature=PlayList&p=60FA3565B68C63DF&playnext_from=PL)
Punch (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sk-gHgP03yw&feature=PlayList&p=60FA3565B68C63DF&playnext_from=PL)
I personally think the Sun video is the funniest.
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Mitchell, fix your links. there are two "http://"s in every link.
Edit: Feeling helpful today... here are the working links.
Fix'd.
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Oh, and f#$%ing LOL'd at the random tiger.
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http://thereifixedit.com/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rp_TBm3Gwq0&feature=player_embedded#! - On The Rocks - Bad Romance (When guys sing Lady Gaga)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8WiyX21A1c&feature=related LMFAO!!!
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http://www.komonews.com/news/92197009.html
That's not very funny.
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Heh...
Page 69...
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inb4nextpage
(http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee2/nopyo/69shirt.jpg)
^ how to pick up smart chicks.
Edit:
Keyboard Cat deserves Grammy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ig0BrlJYK2I
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEXTyrNKzkM LMFAO
Jitspoe- Rap
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This is one of the best music videos of all time. OF ALL TIME!
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http://www.halolz.com/2010/04/10/hell/
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... her cat, Renesmee, (named after the Twilight character) ...
Who can blame the cat? I'd probably do the same thing. No jury would convict me!
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Speaking of Twilight:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bXeQ7baYEE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHfyad6Jitk
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_BstJzcQNA&feature=player_embedded - Haarlem 105 TV moment BPOP 2010 handen wassen Epic Urinal Hand Washing
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NO!
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How to wash the inside of your monitor:
http://www.raincitystory.com/flash/screenclean.swf
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8EWjOy8jdw - omg cat & ipad
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/05/18/ghostbusters-storm-public_n_580985.html
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WttfqFnah0U
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O Fortuna like you never heard it before:
http://www.wimp.com/allhumor/
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AexPuBei-Hk - Watermelon Nights
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http://log.maniacalrage.net/post/521216306/crashed-on-quit-again-the-fun-part-about-this-is
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http://www.amazon.com/Mobile-Office-WM-01-Laptop-Steering/dp/B000IZGIA8/ref=cm_pdp_rev_itm_title_2
Scroll down to the comments.
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http://www.amazon.com/Mobile-Office-WM-01-Laptop-Steering/dp/B000IZGIA8/ref=cm_pdp_rev_itm_title_2
Scroll down to the comments.
I like the pictures.
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Holy crap! I didn't even see those! xD
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http://itnurk.com/urod/12381/
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I like the pictures.
I like the reviews
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tf1doHEBx-o - Ian McKellen - Popeye the Sailor Man
The Craigs (maybe NSFW):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIUJQnP5XqQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQZ822fsU0M
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http://www.destructoid.com/red-dead-redemption-has-some-hilarious-glitches-174470.phtml
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFoMvLmfFEY&feature=player_embedded
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2r8S4uke34
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyNMU0zTQgo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7_XmOKsXSY&feature=related
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<v1ad> ifconfig wlan0 up
or sudo that
if u want
ifconfig results here pls
ping shreymech
ping timed out
all data lost
<-- shreymech has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
this made me laugh a bit.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Udc_R36pVCU - If you're happy, and you know it, ...
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(http://i48.tinypic.com/9hrgy9.jpg)
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(http://i48.tinypic.com/9hrgy9.jpg)
I made that my wallpaper lol
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http://www.dump.com/2010/06/02/whos-at-the-door-hover-cat-pic/
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http://www.dump.com/2010/06/02/whos-at-the-door-hover-cat-pic/
The cat's shadow looks at of porportion on that one.
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The cat's shadow looks at of porportion on that one.
You look out of proportion, OHHH
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The cat's shadow looks at of porportion on that one.
It's shopped. It was originally long cat standing on its hind legs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_BLggf-mqs - Fishing bloopers
Edit: And another image:
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lol jits that photo is hilarious.
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I wasn't sure if this should be in random funny stuff or random awesome stuff...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItZyaOlrb7E - this drummer is at the wrong gig
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hmm, you stole that one from my favorites :P
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You look out of proportion, OHHH
YOUR MOM LOOKS OUT OF PORPORTION
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YOUR MOM LOOKS OUT OF PORPORTION
too far... /wrist
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Kate Perry (Hot & Cold Remix) the real version. ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rk4R-9ZFx34&feature=youtube_gdata
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http://gizmodo.com/5559084/tech-support-call-why-old-people-shouldnt-use-the-internet
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lol old people shouldn't use the internet.
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http://kotaku.com/5559900/the-real-world-cup-wont-be-this-funny
http://www.gravitysensation.com/sumotori/ - link to the game
http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/06/indiana-jones-5-set-in-the-bermuda-triangle - I can't tell if this whole thing is a joke or not (note Lucas' shirt, and the other guy's hand location...)
http://www.geekologie.com/2008/12/wait_what_medical_handgun_comi.php
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BP Spills Coffee:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AAa0gd7ClM
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http://www.gravitysensation.com/sumotori/ - link to the game
Augh I hate the time limit on the full version... <_<
(http://cdn2.knowyourmeme.com/i/26295/original/slowpoke.png?1257976594)
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http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/loldudelol.jpg - Courtesy of Minosha
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13YlEPwOfmk - Creepy Watson is watching you investigate.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13YlEPwOfmk - Creepy Watson is watching you investigate.
The guy who posted that video put in his description;
EDIT: I made this 2 years ago, stuck it on YouTube and forgot all about it. Someone's obviously found it recently, and it's getting around, so glad people are enjoying it! :)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RNAYR3KPIg&feature=related
Tour de Suisse.
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http://failbook.com/2010/06/14/funny-facebook-fails-calculus-jokes-slippery-slope-win/
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http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/129204628405296800.jpg - Courtesy of Minosha
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgJ1HX1ejQ4 - Brett Domino Trio: Britain's Got Talent
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkjkPZ6X72o&feature=player_embedded#!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boh92DrYEWs - roflcopter
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boh92DrYEWs - roflcopter
master chief quotes are so awesome
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBN26tKnxCg
are you serious=P
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBN26tKnxCg
are you serious=P
lol she totally deserved that, that female dog
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpJyG7B6tAI&feature=related
NINTENDO NINTENDO NIN TE TE TE TE TE TENDOO
so epic. cant stop laughing
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpJyG7B6tAI&feature=related
That is so funny!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7B2LPxggvqY - Gandalf Goes to the World Cup (aka The fellowship of the vuvuzela!)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNb8bTkx1kM&feature=related
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http://www.27bslash6.com/missy.html
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http://www.gamerevolution.com/manifesto/girlfriend-deletes-level-80-wow-characters-1207
<3
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http://www.27bslash6.com/strata.html
http://senorgif.com/
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0jEdIxy6wU - Police amusingly fail to catch bank robbers
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my family.
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too bad the kid bucket in the bucket looks so shopped.
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http://img228.imageshack.us/i/dsc07534ct8.jpg/
<zimtstern> thats a typical slovak bath
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(http://www.makeuseof.com/tech-fun/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/photoshopfeedback.png)
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http://www.27bslash6.com/hatemail.html
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hahaha that was great
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI
i think he has an orgasm
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http://www.pressthebuttons.com/2008/10/pirated-mega-ma.html
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lol @ Zim i finally read it all.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTFKjJaV15I - Film Classics on Vuvuzela
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Waxm1ofZHvE&feature=player_embedded
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uOpk8NwFL8&feature=related - 2001 Opening: by The Portsmouth Sinfonia
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEaWyOmcPlg&feature=related - The Portsmouth Sinfonia performs the Nutcracker Suite March
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http://www.pressthebuttons.com/2008/10/pirated-mega-ma.html
Uber fail at 2nd video
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http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/ed36fa1ab6/between-two-ferns-with-zach-galifianakis-steve-carell
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTwJetox_tU
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=364dzVsBs2o - Washing Machine Self Destructs ( Original )
Between Two Ferns:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/ed36fa1ab6/between-two-ferns-with-zach-galifianakis-steve-carell?rel=player - Steve Carell
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/5ef1adb57b/between-two-ferns-with-zach-galifianakis?rel=player - Natalie Portman
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/6ae880a42b/between-two-ferns-with-zach-galifianakis?rel=player - Bradley Cooper
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/d14fdef4f2/between-two-ferns-with-zach-galifianakis?rel=player - Charlize Theron
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2H-SOqbQoA - Jedi A-holes
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Well, I got shot in the nuts playing paintball (woodsball) today. Feel free to lol @ that. :P
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One of my teammates has a product he invented called "nut sacks" that hang off of a belt to provide additional padding for your precious private parts. The one day he didn't bother wearing his, he did a run on a bunker and ended up getting shot through a hole in his pants from ~10 feet away directly on his testicle. I've been shot in the nuts I think 3 times, but from far enough away that the paintballs bounced, so it wasn't too painful.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbc2NaLuv1A&feature=digest - Auto-Tune the News: Auto-Tune the News #12: weed. lesbian allemerrytions.
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(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/analp1.jpg)
(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/dumbpeoplecallandresponsep1.jpg)
(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129127520587847782.jpg)
(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/drownlingp1.jpg)
(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/129059811241798488.jpg)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPsDDr0n9AE&feature=related - JEDI GYM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=031Dshcnso4 - Flower Warfare - Psychedelic Action Scene
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(http://i33.tinypic.com/2425t6s.jpg)
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Sklenda stole a car:
http://www.zkouknito.cz/video_18386_kruta-realita
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Blargh raptor.
Edit: Here's the video for it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6IYyvypJ4o
Edit 2: This one has slow motion: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AsRLMrwjlg
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http://digg.com/odd_stuff/You_know_your_dinner_is_going_to_suck_pic
Look at the picture, then read the comments.
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http://twitter.com/iizukaTakashi
You've got to know quite a few things about Sonic, Ristar, etc. to get a few of these jokes.
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http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1203408119970
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Ladder goat:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggB33d0BLcY
And MissingNo, what's your avatar?!
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And MissingNo, what's your avatar?!
A MissingNo.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ba1BqJ4S2M&feature=player_embedded - Hunter ____ a bear
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Let's calm down with a funny one. http://www.pixpow.com/funny/cartoon-firefighters-one-giraffe-and-the-rest-are-elephants/
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZpYgXSQbhk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7zzgjtll5o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbnnyeBq8rw
Rucka Rucka Ali Parody songs.
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Heres a webseries thats super funny:
http://www.youtube.com/show/agentsofcracked
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A MissingNo.
Why, of course it is! Still had no idea what that was and had to look it up, it's original, I'll give you that!
http://i.imgur.com/IOBPq.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/OGijM.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/1gLmi.gif
http://i.imgur.com/pVuGD.gif
Imageshack can go worship imgur now.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_profilepage&v=qIoG4PlEPtY - Auto-Tune the News: BACKIN UP SONG!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_profilepage&v=OOVeDwFLd1Q - Mommy & Daddy song
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http://www.youtube.com/v/lVmmYMwFj1I <--- "Being A detectivehead's Cool"
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http://www.unnecessaryquotes.com/ - The "Blog" of "Unnecessary" Quotation Marks
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http://www.bildschirmarbeiter.com/video/raubueberfall/?ref=nf
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuB3kr3ckYE - Man vs. Wild - Eating Giant Larva
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http://www.amazon.com/Wenger-16999-Swiss-Army-Knife/dp/B001DZTJRQ - Read the first review.
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Yoooodli Yoooodli Yooooooo!!
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Every time you torrent, God kills a cinema
Last time I checked, cinemas don't play Anime. :P
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjLT0yL4GpI&feature=player_embedded#!
Ph3n1x drunken father aka Romuald Senior Lee
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzxSK3ySAEg
after zimt's video i won't say excrements on Phenix, sry for everything !
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMzz5xNwTRg&feature=player_embedded
Romuald Senior Lee again..
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For 10-10-10:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_eIoJnPplE&feature=related
Wish this became a meme:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1CFYNUKhhs&feature=player_embedded
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLfbtduLaho - Sam Katz NOT for Mayor 1
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http://artoftrolling.com/2010/10/21/paper-troll-never-gonna-give-you-an-a/
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(http://i51.tinypic.com/29pomsj.jpg)
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Who can explain the douple jump???
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLn_aNRdvUY&feature=player_embedded
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http://i.imgur.com/5HDpV.jpg
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKrtbUinWOU&ob=av3e - LITERAL Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood Trailer
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFMqWpfZUSw
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http://www.break.com/index/evil-hamster-attacks-russians-1947267
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http://www.breitbart.tv/middle-school-football-team-executes-incredible-trick-play/
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4PE84919_s - America's Got Talent (burping girls)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gg5SwyTvAHw - If you wanna marry a shoe...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4PE84919_s - "Take me out to the" "~*BAHHHHHHLLLL GHAAAAAME*~"
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http://www.howtogiveahandjob.net/
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHA HE SAID MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HEY I WAS GONNA SAY THAT!!!!! SO FUNNY HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QTx8454zQw&feature=related half-life 2 robot chicken 3 a random movie
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Is that Kyuuchi?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5v_dFtizv7I&feature=related
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Is that Kyuuchi?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5v_dFtizv7I&feature=related
:D
looks like :D :D
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Good one.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxDttRdmuv8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxDttRdmuv8)
Hello hello! I'm at place called vertigo ;D
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LOL i found this on google images
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http://www.profileking.org/comments/Funny/20.gif
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Old picture is old.
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http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/Anything/ - "I left a little gift for you..."
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TbVY-qfjPU
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Song parody:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47wUQZs1_NQ
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Defcon 18 Pwned By the owner What happens when you steal a hackers computer zoz part
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4oB28ksiIo
Starts around 3-4mins.
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Defcon 18 Pwned By the owner What happens when you steal a hackers computer zoz part
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4oB28ksiIo
Starts around 3-4mins.
EPIC. F@#$%&G. WIN.
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Child 1: dad why did you name me rose?
Dad: when you were a baby a rose fell on your head
Child 2: dad why did you name me daisy?
Dad: when you were a baby a daisy fell on your head
Child 3: ahhhragadur
Dad: SHUT UP CINDERBLOCK
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UqEhUm2B_8 - A VERY ZOMBIE HOLIDAY (Instructional video)
Tip #4 cracks me up.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UqEhUm2B_8 - A VERY ZOMBIE HOLIDAY (Instructional video)
Tip #4 cracks me up.
'Ammunition makes great stocking stuffers'. Thats just good.
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http://www.psdisasters.com/
Moarr:
http://crazythingsparentstext.com/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64aTVG5PF38
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http://www.tbs.com/video/conan.jsp?oid=239470&eref=sharethisUrl - The Flaming C joins the Justice League
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3D without glasses:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uef17zOCDb8
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ybh59kcQ7KY - WTF Kitty meets Dramatic Lemur meets OMG Cat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-jx_nZ6gro - WTF Kitty of Death
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NThK_lYOsqQ&feature=related
WoW addict. Poor computer xD
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6CXAaI1OAo - HUGE GUNS!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wH54zvWKuBU - Got to Dance - Happiness audition
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Gotta love when google image search comes up with something completely unrelated.
http://ameblo.jp/homespun/image-10412862982-10343377314.html
(image attached so you don't have to bother clicking the link)
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crazy...
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It's like every shooter ever made: http://www.nofrag.com/2011/fev/02/36854/
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(http://www.monstersmilies.to/gallery/data/media/483/lachen.gif)
Can we please have a boring_weapon command to enable such a "boring"-sound in the next build?
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http://reprog.wordpress.com/2010/03/30/a-brie-strategy/
For some reason that link won't work, so here's a tinyurl: http://tinyurl.com/y8fdf3g
"Hello?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkfBR6OhPr8 - Buried Alive: kkimi67's Garry's Mod Dilemma
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Duke Nukem Forever Trailer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVuuyRGB_BA)
I love all of the quotes he makes.
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Name something you pass around...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4BlJiiy6rw
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPENzKOmOl0 - Soldier turns into Chewbacca when hit with a Taser
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=fMW3W-G43gI - ET Sequel: "ET-X" (Extended Trailer)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNgNy5IbwOc roflmfaolmolz !!!
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Justin Beiber's 1st love is a begal?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-x7Zu7pL_A
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjcBINH4HL4 - LITERAL Dead Space 2 Trailer
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What if videos were real?
Movies: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QinQAhMxHtg&feature=relmfu
Kids' shows: http://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_309746&feature=iv&v=UUYPEhFTdkA
Scary movies: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=iv&annotation_id=annotation_968643&v=jxMHWP7I8os
Cartoons: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=iv&v=APV5LnQvqFw&annotation_id=annotation_445250
What it video games were real?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_593398&feature=iv&v=9bKoahtmcHY
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http://www.cracked.com/article_19056_the-15-most-unintentionally-hilarious-bootleg-toys.html
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This video is tooooo funny. it needs its own post.
http://poststuff4.entensity.net/030711/flash.php?media=arr.flv
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8gfp0r9KdE - Farting In An Elevator Episode 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynmJ9QEnivU - And ep4 - this one has better reactions.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KotjiUQ7e0s
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http://i.imgur.com/xkhUI.png
I know this is being sent around everywhere now, but after reading it, his signature is the best part. He's like one of those lame wiki admins that goes around making sure every single rule is followed. Why? Because it's a rule. It doesn't matter if it makes sense or not! Then he follows it up with this City 17ish signature, perfect.
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http://imgur.com/gallery/XVxS0
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpl56fa3uf4
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http://www.gametrailers.com/video/episode-7-eight-bit/709451
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http://imgur.com/gallery/pDTgk
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Fun, fun, fun!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0&feature=related
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you had to go and do that.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GaKaGwch0U
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you had to go and do that.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GaKaGwch0U
Hitler finds out about Rebecca's song...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24yUUHYlJEI&feature=related
'My hand is a dolphin!' - Dub on 'Friday' -- Quality this one!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzfQwXEqYaI
Parodies...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvQI69U8cxc 'Wednesday'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3c5LPQld7OM&feature=related 'featured on ABC news lol'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVlY3ZTrBkw&feature=related 'slag version'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6rzatsYr_Q&feature=related 'beer and boobs are so cool'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Chelwb6Ja4&feature=related 'saturday'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHx1JIW1XaE&feature=related 'someone else's video to the song'
I love them. Amazing how this has sparked such hype over the internet! The funny thing is that her parents paid $2000 for the song!
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Hitler finds out about Rebecca's song...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24yUUHYlJEI&feature=related
'My hand is a dolphin!' - Dub on 'Friday' -- Quality this one!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzfQwXEqYaI
Parodies...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvQI69U8cxc 'Wednesday'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3c5LPQld7OM&feature=related 'featured on ABC news lol'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVlY3ZTrBkw&feature=related 'slag version'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6rzatsYr_Q&feature=related 'beer and boobs are so cool'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Chelwb6Ja4&feature=related 'saturday'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHx1JIW1XaE&feature=related 'someone else's video to the song'
I love them. Amazing how this has sparked such hype over the internet! The funny thing is that her parents paid $2000 for the song!
no matter how much her parents paid, the amount of attention she's getting was totally worth it; thanks to guys like you.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0dAmGJhFQA - THE REAL CHARLIE SHEEN INTERVIEW - (Tigerblood & The World Record)
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no matter how much her parents paid, the amount of attention she's getting was totally worth it; thanks to guys like you.
I know, but most of the money made from it is going to Japan relief ;)
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This video isn't really funny. It is actually gross, but I didn't know wich topic to put it under.
Can you watch this whole video without stopping it or puking?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k40wKXXAmj4
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lol, come up with some real stuff if you want to challenge us. :-*
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dfWzp7rYR4&NR=1 - Penguins - BBC
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvQHkBOs1JI&NR=1 - Flugelhorn Feline
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seen 'em.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbnSXUf9COg - 3-month-old baby Ivan is afraid of mommy's laugh
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good grief, i'd be concerned too.
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http://imgur.com/gallery/15nzC - SILF
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9NOfZs3F_8&feature=player_embedded
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeQgaNzwIeg - Old Man jedi fight
http://listfav.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/hanna-montana-penis-candy.jpg
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwIqpHKrDRI - Britains got Talent audition... similar to the Evolution dance or whatever its called. But by a 53 year old and with better songs! :P
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tLJ_Zb3TZM - one of the related videos. It made me LOL.
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made me groan.
@Kyuuchi: that's better. :)
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lol :D
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BGT Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAkdmsgkWoE&feature=relmfu
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NxR3eNT1pc
made me smile.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NxR3eNT1pc
made me smile.
lol :D
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http://www.youtube.com/user/FPSRussia#p/u/6/RWtxs5rl7jk
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The funnieset speeding ticket: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbVb-7zPXzs&feature=feedu
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http://www.youtube.com/user/FPSRussia#p/u/6/RWtxs5rl7jk
FPS RUSSIA IS THE excrement!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9x4OGtRro4&feature=autoplay&list=PL484F058C3EAF7FA6&index=161&playnext=159 - old spice video responses
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http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/demotivational-posters-kfc-island.jpg
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNqHA-n5NYQ
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When ever I watch this it makes me smile if not laugh.
It is a promotional video for a game called Oddworld Munch's Oddysee at E3 2001. It is a video that makes fun of those old educational films.
Passport to Oddworld:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bn8b3SDYiI
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2sZSm9JcdY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCgx8zM3woQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVCghLfdzsY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-DQcNJMz9g
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3544485/Thieves-targeting-vans-on-council-estate-are-confronted-by-four-SAS-men-on-a-stakeout.html
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http://poststuff2.entensity.net/051811/image.php?pic=poop.jpg
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pubelick
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This video is funny for the 1st few times.
There's a game called Oddworld Abe's Exoddus. When you choose to start the game, it gives you the option to start the game or watch the backstory.
If you choose to watch the backstory, it plays this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbDOgf7XIz4
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GCbQqd0fng
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GCbQqd0fng
I don't get what they're doing, and why it makes their stomachs hurt..
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I don't get what they're doing, and why it makes their stomachs hurt..
Have you watched the full video?
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Have you watched the full video?
yes
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Songs in Real Life
Part 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ogJtX-Z7Xs&feature=relmfu
Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usBBcKuDo5c&feature=channel_video_title
Call of Duty in Real Life
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jib7aQBpcAM
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Take it easy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C704-o_SuuU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQZGRJPu4BM
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Take it easy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C704-o_SuuU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQZGRJPu4BM
That is totally weird, bro.
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That is totally weird, bro.
It's not so bad if you're familiar with the take it easy meme.
This, on the other hand, is totally weird (and potentially NSFW):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86wKWjvUD50
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gq7MvLgxSB4 - don't pick your nose
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QeHs members doing the 'win' dance:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHy1E7SkGgU
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I like your baseball cap gama. You should wear it more often.
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If someone starts raging or something, tell them this:
http://oddworldlibrary.net/archives/togg/index.php?image=RAMO0137.jpg6
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Funny spam e-mail:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNXSTO1DLHs&feature=feedu
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTTwcCVajAc
lol
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My coworker said asking me a question was like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TugslL45aXk - Don't argue with an ibex
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Some songs
Orphan tears- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=929sn1qMCcM
Grandmas got a facebook - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pb19JwNhfGo&feature=relmfu
Some cool videos and funny try them out.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwOzpPd2CGw - Ninja Glock
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http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=98d_1294698857
Hilarious British animal voiceovers
3:02 and 4:06 are funny :D
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I lol'd at the bird "moonwalking".
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43423785/ns/world_news-weird_news/ - Maybe a shotgun isn't the best tool for removing warts...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnXX3NebvTk - Man Knocks Out Vancouver Rioter Who Tried To Set Car On Fire
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnXX3NebvTk - Man Knocks Out Vancouver Rioter Who Tried To Set Car On Fire
JESUS!
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enjoy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6L91rm9H3g
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enjoy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6L91rm9H3g
FYI: NSFW, audio-wise.
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http://jalopnik.com/5814529/the-strangest-racing-crash-youll-ever-see
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http://jalopnik.com/5814529/the-strangest-racing-crash-youll-ever-see
be sure to watch the versions in the comments on that page. ;D
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfdIlD4VF-Q - Falkor Likes Children
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wdw64aHYXA - Nyan Cat [ Indian Bollywood Version ]
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Trying to get this video into the 7 digit views. It's my fiancee's little brother. Repost please!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGmYeaA-TQ4
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http://videos.rofl.to/clip/mundharmonika-talent
http://videos.rofl.to/clip/nachwuchs-ballerina
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Abnormal ownage :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_w8ZTwbq3w
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OonDPGwAyfQ - "The The Impotence of Proofreading," by TAYLOR MALI
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Abnormal ownage :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_w8ZTwbq3w
:D :D :D
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1c2j0Mw37nE - Nyan Cat Beatbox (2nd half made me lol)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaqC5FnvAEc - Trolling Saruman
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaqC5FnvAEc - Trolling Saruman
This one's great
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both of 'em are great :D
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http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/hobofiedp1.gif
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKekcHMiVVg - Hottie Body Hump Club
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIFEj0fL2Es - HOT E3 2011 RECAP (with Tobuscus)
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http://videos.rofl.to/clip/paintball-shotgun
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-mhH2CDFMM - ASDF Movie Part 1-2-3 English
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRVspuAJyAY - Fox 5 News Jetpack EPIC FAIL!
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Pokemon: the TV show: http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/dugtrio.gif
Pokemon: the reality: http://img1.liveinternet.ru/images/attach/c/0//46/734/46734311_dugtrio_underneath_the_surface_by_saladbowl.jpg
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http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/avp_shower.gif?w=286&h=218
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http://videos.rofl.to/clip/paintball-shotgun
lol, nice one.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3s19jjEeHE - X Games 17: Moto X Enduro Women's Highlights
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^ I like the first comment: Ladies.... Start....your.....ovens ! XD
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSbKXQAhpZA&feature=youtu.be
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSbKXQAhpZA&feature=youtu.be
haha made my day!!! xDDDDD
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVolqamEQy4&feature=autoplay&list=SL&index=3&playnext=15 - Baman Piderman: Make Da Band
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PhKbsOGWLY&feature=player_embedded Smack my female dog up.
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http://www.autoblog.com/2008/11/06/sema-2008-batsmart-by-barris/
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http://www.autoblog.com/2008/11/06/sema-2008-batsmart-by-barris/
Batsmart haha Nice!
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http://www.dobre.pro/293#gif
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lntJxWNJPW4&list=FLzOv1TSw7b9I&index=3
Look at 2:10 lol it feels like when i jump by myself :DDD
[FULLSCREEN]!!!
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2:10...
the video goes 1:24 ;)
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haha Danke war das falsche Video!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTiBaBi2ntU - Nichijou - Yuuko's Test
Just started watching that series. It's so random.
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wtf I don't even...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPzTabPWotg - this scene made me laugh, too.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPClAUGj4S4 - JAPAN WORLD CUP 3 トロヤンホース ジャパンワールドカップ(直線)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMiuq4w7RTI
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Sorry, It's just that I have that Logitech mouse that allows you to have smooth scrolling. I use it when browsing the web. There's very little friction, so it takes for ever for the wheel to stop scrolling.l
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You just gave people the best thing ever to quote you know.
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^^
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^^
You just gave people the best thing ever to quote you know.
Sorry, It's just that I have that Logitech mouse that allows you to have smooth scrolling. I use it when browsing the web. There's very little friction, so it takes for ever for the wheel to stop scrolling.l
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What Spook?
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We can wank each others e-peens all day. But I'd rather blow.
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Haha I have that Logitech speedscroll mouse too :P
With one scroll I get to line 15 000 in Excel (ic3y got to line 20 000..).
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfMgQ4CReGo - FVA- Swan Dive Fail
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUgiRxs3aqo - FVA- Fireworks Fail
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryukLVmiUIQ - FVA- Rollerblading Fail
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reC_AQbVu5k - FVA- Amish Skiing Win
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lol ;D
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMEKzLAm01k - Levi's Corduroy Jeans Run from Badger Commercial
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVh1F23LqPU&feature=relmfu
watch the first 15 seconds
LOL
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http://i.imgur.com/srvgq.gif
(attached in case the link dies)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-1F-CokXNU - kitten vs TWO scary things (котенок против ДВУХ неведомых хреней)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdMVn-L2Bdg - FVA- Captain Awesome Artillery Stunt Fail
http://www.happyplace.com/4286/brilliantly-sarcastic-responses-to-completely-well-meaning-signs
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TmlBU4djL0&feature=relmfu
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDi5Pz34HY4&feature=fvwp&NR=1
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(http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs43/f/2009/060/3/7/Epic_Fail_by_thepaintrain.jpg)
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That's what she said headline. (http://articles.cnn.com/2011-08-23/us/us.quake.color_1_58-magnitude-earthquake-jolts-cnn?_s=PM:US)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-1F-CokXNU - kitten vs TWO scary things (котенок против ДВУХ неведомых хреней)
http://i.imgur.com/H3fAZ.gif
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(http://cheezfailbooking.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/funny-facebook-fails-no-more-for-chris.jpg)
Heard about it on the radio, so funny.
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Soo...
OH SHIZZZ. don't look down.
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http://www.gif.tv/#/giftv-425-scare
http://www.gif.tv/#/giftv-133-mlbrolldive
http://www.gif.tv/#/giftv-31-beeeeeeeeeeees
http://www.gif.tv/#/giftv-137-fallroof
http://www.gif.tv/#/giftv-506-wafflehockey
http://www.gif.tv/#/giftv-182-kitenroll
http://www.gif.tv/#/giftv-1412-swimshark
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pN8E8L5c9WI - Kung Fooled.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6FTWv7abjU - Save Miranda!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gTT59NibGw - Knights of Badassdom Trailer - HD (lightning bolt!)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-CFEPBWI78 - oprah and the yelling goat
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL3cKY1ptlw - Bert the Cat vs Cat Balloon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5c_MYLDV-w - Fail Compilation February 2011 || TNL
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Minecraft in real life:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sUVJ3fTWNA
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djbQoVpsw4E&feature=youtu.be
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9S75Rfva9O8 - Drive Recklessly
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KICIOYlZTr8 - Youtube Poop: Wilford Brimley Eats People With Diabetes
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJP1DphOWPs - Official Ojai Valley Taxidermy TV Commercial
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssrg6oo0euo - NHL 12 glitch found already!!!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZOVXxp-xtc&feature=watch_response
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Rainbow Trololol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Wytn-_MSBo
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http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/scared-bros-at-a-haunted-house
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This should be done by all ice cream trucks:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6YKYwt0_Jo
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This should be done by all ice cream trucks:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6YKYwt0_Jo
Laughing my ass off all the way!
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old but good
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xdwk35_dylin-prestly-microsoft-net-vs-java_tech
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQTW7Pd1vqc - "Everybody Poops" - a bad lip reading of the Black Eyed Peas
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http://www.gixxer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=226570&highlight=nos+gas+tank
Read the first 2 pages, that sums up the epicness of that fail. This one guy made us all look bad as gixxer riders, haha.
Story got spread to every bike forum they could find.
The especially funny thing is that wasn't fake, he eventually got the bike running again, but needed to clean the whole system pretty much.
(http://i39.tinypic.com/nco28x.jpg">http://i39.tinypic.com/nco28x.jpg</a>It's)
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A man walks up to the bar, and speaks to the bartender. "I bet you $200 that I can piss in this cup from across the room." The bartender looks at the man like he was nuts and says with a laugh, "Ooook buddy. You got a deal." So the man walks over to the other side of the room, pulls down his zipper and just lets it fly. Piss goes everywhere; on the bar, on customers, all over the bartender, but not a drop lands in the cup. The man walks back over to the bartender. The bartender says, "Ha ha ha. Well pay up." So the man pays him, turns around and begins to laugh hysterically. The bartender asks, "You just lost $200, why are you laughing?" The man turns around and says to the bartender, "Well you see that man over there." The bartender says, "Yeah." He replies, "Well, I bet him $1000 that I could piss all over your bar and you, and that you would be happy laugh about it!"
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http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid%3acms%3amvideo%3acmt.com%3a40319
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http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid%3acms%3amvideo%3acmt.com%3a40319
Hahah not bad jits
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1huadpHcjk - hippo poops like a boss
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1huadpHcjk - hippo poops like a boss
LOL wow
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1huadpHcjk - hippo poops like a boss
'what was that'. that woman isnt very bright xD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRQ_nqWwkd8
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http://sprinklebrigade.com - can't remember if I already posted this or not.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QD4aeZlFWlo - I dressed up as Sex Robot (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGSVYgcy24Q) this year for Halloween.
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gods finger :D ;)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7trmEmI5Js - Skyrim: The Ballad of Todd Howard
Edit: Also,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F84oQejFvss - Skyrim: The Good the Bad and the Dovahkiin [Part 1]
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKTh7zBIcrM - Liam Neeson improv with Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant and Warwick Davis on Life's Too Short
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=452186 - When character creation goes wrong! (some potentially NSFW images)
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i got bored so i made a picture!
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I found Tyrone! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPwZdAENyIY
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nigguh u crazy, dat kids not a nig. im black. u crazy white guys wit these crazy thoughtz like wuddafux nigguh. but for reaLz he spittin sum nise bars ryt ther, i might get my company to sign dat white boii, kidz got sum real talent.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwHSR7oW99o - DANCING WITH MEL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=QQ19A2GFaBM - Best fails of 2011 || TNL
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2WH8mHJnhM - My Heart Will Go On - Recorder By Candle Light by Matt Mulholland
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzE-IMaegzQ - bike lanes
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Ahh, Maru (the cat that loves boxes)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPzNl6NKAG0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XID_W4neJo
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcoekyMCWzg -- awesome (listen for he guy saying intercourse YOU!) <3 katy perry
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http://jalopnik.com/5877178/man-crushes-friends-car-with-a-100+ft-axe-in-epic-prank
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http://jalopnik.com/5877178/man-crushes-friends-car-with-a-100+ft-axe-in-epic-prank
Id like to know what prank drove the guy into axing his friends car :O
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i feel like that guy got sued...i also believe for that reason that the video was a fake, well at least the cause for that to happen was fake. still awesome.
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Nah its fake, proven by turkish news to get rating
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http://www.destroyallsoftware.com/talks/wat
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ir516vWvpJs - Blocker Heaven - Terry Crews Interview
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Old spice is too powerful to stay in its own commercial:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvYP_d2S1Pg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxnSBEkk3Ms
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyuXucP0LWo&feature=youtube_gdata_player
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyuXucP0LWo&feature=youtube_gdata_player)Funny and cute
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http://i.imgur.com/vYHCP.jpg
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My contribution to funny cat videos on YouTube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPtMKdKr78w
And this was one of the first related videos after I uploaded it - the sel cat:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESgDhg9SiZ0
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My contribution to funny cat videos on YouTube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPtMKdKr78w
That's awesome! and kinda cute
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DYAC - Funniest autocorrects from November 2011 (http://tinyurl.com/6utdhch)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8sIfvSzB9c&feature=related - some crazy shoe commercial that showed up in the related videos for some reason. Warning: Buttmobile.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFLw8aH-M2w - Mr. Methane
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doH_YUgwNXw
My daughter doesn't like me because I'm fat
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https://www.google.com/search?q=zerg+rush
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https://www.google.com/search?q=zerg+rush
...Well, that lecture went by pretty fast.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIbkLjjlMV8 - an elaborate contraption to stop cats from peeing on stuff...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8ycKymifw0&feature=relmfu
also check out some other videos like this by bartbaker
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http://i.imgur.com/wGUTG.gif
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zpZVA4WZ7g - GHOST CAUGHT ON TAPE IN WALMART!
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http://img.ifcdn.com/images/429b29bcebcee710686f2a8da233980cee7b169e_1.jpg
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http://cs9576.userapi.com/v9576132/bbd/v0XWhIRUICA.jpg
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http://cs9576.userapi.com/v9576132/bbd/v0XWhIRUICA.jpg
i don't understand .-.
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i don't understand .-.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/How_i_met_your_mother watch it ;)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AleYSkW2LoQ - Goal Celebrations FX
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wtOKVfB1lk - Ted trailer
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvEvZKwcPNI&feature=related
HEY i just met ya!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IW_ZnjSfjEI - PUMP UP THE JAM!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTZyorJVeqI
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8_Kfjo3VjU - Anyone in IT will appreciate this.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-m-KGgK5o4 - Deadpool vs Comic-Con 2012
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtaMgozBD4s - Deadpool vs Anime Expo 2012
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Axnt2klI3JU - "One of the most funny act on Britains got talent"
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoMbG7LlHgk - Just For Laughs Gags' 2 hours 31 minutes High quality (by Công Giáp Viet Nam)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=korWNoqqr9E - Beard Lady prank -- I think this one had the best reactions
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCiY1y3uJ3o&feature=player_embedded
Chat Roulette just got AWESOME
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvYrA9rCjy4 -- Achievement Hunter : Rage Quit - Slender
http://i.imgur.com/c6NIx.jpg -- straw feminists in the closet
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Slender does look pretty cool.
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www.realultimatepower.net <---------chemical.
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On the topic of apple...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdIWKytq_q4 - this is why I hate apple. They market to people like this and are successful.
http://gifsound.com/?gif=http://i.imgur.com/aMyvk.gif&sound=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qW7OiyPpVEU&start=65
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Team Fabulous 2
http://youtu.be/dzMq5_thk4o
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=YCiY1y3uJ3o#!
call me maybe?
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lt2MIB8oCK0 - "Guy thinks his sister is hot" - must watch it all the way to the end.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lt2MIB8oCK0 - "Guy thinks his sister is hot" - must watch it all the way to the end.
Nice!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLaSk-_Euxk - Parks and Recreation - Season 4 Gag Reel
Best one is at 12:02
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6ZSZbNfSpk - Music videos without music: GANGNAM STYLE (강남스타일) by PSY
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Numberwang:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJDu5D_IXbc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gq3wWpGJymM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tmb7Fj4gON8
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http://i.imgur.com/pSs9n.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJuixRT30aY - cat in one of those stuffed animal claw machines
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http://thechive.com/2012/11/26/quite-possibly-the-most-terrifying-elevator-prank-ever-video/
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http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/206306-1/Cat-bean-bag-chair-launch.gif
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=4MLDC55grt8 - Crossfireshire shazbot rolling
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3_YFwUJ2J8&feature=youtube_gdata_player
End of the world prank. i lold at the guy on his knees haha
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http://funniestcorner.com/the-awful-german-language/
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvJHVyTGXXg - How To Make Quiche
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http://youtu.be/xVrJ8DxECbg - Drive Thru Invisible Driver Prank
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLlKZeVA4bw - funny/awesome.
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http://www.chilloutzone.net/video/spaltenspachtel.html
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http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-kn4GU_CVFrQ/T20P5kEOIkI/AAAAAAAAABw/dENNdstQ6iI/s1600/get+(1).jpg
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goZ2DqMnaGc - How to stop cats forever- The extreme party popper by Craig Turner
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2F3ZWEEbF4 - Achievement Hunter : Rage Quit - Surgeon Simulator 2013
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2F3ZWEEbF4 - Achievement Hunter : Rage Quit - Surgeon Simulator 2013
lol i laughed pretty hard
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6OKCo5hyss
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2F3ZWEEbF4 - Achievement Hunter : Rage Quit - Surgeon Simulator 2013
I'm going to their event RTX in July to meet those guys. =P
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http://www.baseballcardvandals.com/
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igHaMOX_paM
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In case you haven't seen the original Creepy Watson:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13YlEPwOfmk
Creepy Watson: The Return:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bc5x9tclNh0
Also, unrelated: "Mainus is bleeding."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogB05Y9YDFg
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Im4TO03CuF8 - cat licking a vacuum cleaner (sound is key)
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Random? Yes.
Funny ? Maybe.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Awc3UptlRUE
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMf9GlLXouA - The Matrix Retold by Mom
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZcRU0Op5P4 - Dead Giveaway
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http://www.geekscape.net/lapd-has-15-minute-standoff-with-armed-call-of-duty-statue
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhlfT-x6Ys0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQTm0GFtrpQ
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http://cornonthekabob.ytmnd.com/
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KR0EHW6IpSw - GIFs with Sound #1
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Seems safe to me. How bout you Spongebob and Patrick?
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Nope (http://youtu.be/gvdf5n-zI14)
What happens when Louis gets his pills? (http://youtu.be/wOBNrAtIhRo)
What happens when Coach gets his chocolate helicopter? (NSFW) (http://youtu.be/Nz1_my6dZ5c)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3_YFwUJ2J8&feature=youtube_gdata_player
End of the world prank. i lold at the guy on his knees haha
hahahahaha this is called high class trolling
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http://www.boredpanda.com/cats-are-liquids/
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http://kotaku.com/koreas-photoshop-trolls-make-the-internet-a-better-pla-728449290
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1JYHNX8pdo
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http://www.omfg.to/watch/9434-third-story-fall-prank/
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKnsjcDxkeg - Insane Stereo Bass
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http://www.businesspundit.com/15-inadvertently-lewd-company-logos/?img=43647 -- click the arrows. There are several.
http://www.memecenter.com/fun/428889/everythings-normal
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Balloon tied to a cat collar (http://youtu.be/7avhV7l7UWI)
Funny Bunny Playing With Balloon Fail LOL (http://youtu.be/5yv7hJHEsbk)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1B488z1MmaA - ♫ The Beautiful Songs of Moonbase Alpha ♫
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From the crazy guys at MCB: http://www.mcarterbrown.com/forums/carters-commando/240253-2013-emr-holy-grail-photo-thread.html#post2784258
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdmsRcsl_xA#t=156
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZGNk8pUj4Y - 일본 공룡몰카 2
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vx1OVLX5Rc - Animals Can Be Jerks - Supercut Compilation 2013!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLw-9dpHtcU - The Spider Who Couldn't Hide
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRV4d9LCawU - Big Spider Attacks Daddy
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ahah.
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ahah.
hahaha
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hahaha
sry deathstar but in one thread you said that you wont spam again but what is this then?
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sry deathstar but in one thread you said that you wont spam again but what is this then?
Posts arent counted here....
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Posts arent counted here....
i know but i dont wanna check every topic and realise at the end that it was a useless post of you..
if you wanna laugh with him pm him pls thnx
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http://pbfcomics.com/258/
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egh7zvYaisg - Mediocre Nerf Battle - 5:40-6:30 cracked me up.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egh7zvYaisg - Mediocre Nerf Battle - 5:40-6:30 cracked me up.
Envious of that treehouse in the beginning, it's so boring for houses to be on the ground all the time. JK Rowling has the best one, of course. (http://cdn.cnwimg.com/galleryThumb/0a2c2231a5e7147b5b123da4d94dde24.jpg?a=cb211b)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pjftjv_i7XY#t=179
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pjftjv_i7XY#t=179
I lol'd at the picture following "New York"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_wVgmbqFzE - MXC - Top 25 Most Painful Eliminations of Season 1
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOr0EGmBCto - Extreme Face Omelette - The Slow Mo Guys
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPlEPYDj_VI - "The World's Most Funny Dogs Videos 2013"
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Two of my housemates just released this black metal covers album, featuring the Game of Thrones theme tune, a Christmas medley, Lord of the Rings, and Alice Cooper's Poison, not to mention 7 other tracks and some ridiculous kvlt album art.
http://bykurius.bandcamp.com/
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http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=27a_1381966197 - What happens when a cat steals a dog's favorite bed.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Krz-dyD-UQ - "MEDIEVAL LAND FUN-TIME WORLD" EXTENDED TRAILER — A Bad Lip Reading of Game of Thrones
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/b really wants Far Cry 6: http://imgur.com/a/bgnwH
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http://imgur.com/gallery/Z8yik - be sure to click "View the entire album" on the bottom.
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how cute are these cats omfg :D:D:DD::D <333333
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I like the first one with that little furball in it. :D
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https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10151977196664709&set=vb.203716456445436&type=2&theater - Asians don't need sunglasses
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https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10151977196664709&set=vb.203716456445436&type=2&theater - Asians don't need sunglasses
I probably shouldn't have found that funny but I did
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https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=562357913817851&set=a.386414018078909.96241.310545232332455&type=1&theater
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KB79k456DhI
Lmfao @ this video.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KB79k456DhI
Lmfao @ this video.
Why do ice cream trucks always get in our way of dancing in the street... ;D
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a follow up on tosh.0 to the video i posted lmfao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrLP7NqNq3c
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdbpTu3eqHg - Unusual Pedestrians Compilation
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https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=237813216385966&set=vb.170901143077174&type=2&theater - Maybe It's The Way She Walked
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"Get down!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SP5c_MEs9mo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K7aY-_b9sk
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SP5c_MEs9mo
FYI: http://errors.wikia.com/wiki/Cartridge_tilting
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http://distractify.com/fun/fails/dogs-who-are-shamelessly-proud-of-what-they-just-did/
http://distractify.com/fun/fails/24-flawless-responses-to-wrong-number-texts/
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http://www.zdouf.com/3413/20-real-hilarious-and-clever-notes-from-children/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFr8LtCHNko - BLACK FRIDAY SCARE PRANK: HUMAN MANNEQUIN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoVQaDbPna8 - Five-O In The Hood Prank!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLy-OE9otWM - Police Escape Prank!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tB8D2QZ9lA4 and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_LC_jmTmas - Epic Halloween Prank (flying reaper)
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Checking on the shipment junk for last minute gifts and saw this:
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/617vC-X-PGL.jpg
It's supposed to be showing off an oven cover, but all I see is a gruesome pie that was made by some set of serial killer chefs off in Antarctica.
edit:
http://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/9569712/Giant-rubber-duck-explodes
Awww :D
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLtZZtZwl7Y - Best Thanksgiving Dessert Recipe (Buffins!)
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http://kotaku.com/what-xbox-one-trolling-looks-like-1497193040
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NjTWvl8x-U
BonBonBonBons!
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http://themetapicture.com/the-return-of-moon-moon/
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http://themetapicture.com/the-return-of-moon-moon/
I laughed on that response for 10 min haha
I am moon wolf :D
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQilSwk5SbU - CHRISTMAS CREED PARODY SONG (With Arms Wide Open Music Video HD Spoof)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QY5yG2KyQfM - OUYA Unboxing (Sincere Regret Edition)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQIYR29VhkE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQIYR29VhkE)
no comment.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pQ_ZozZIio - Ascension of the Jackdaw (Assassin's Creed IV)
Can't remember if I posted this or not, but it's worth watching again, even if I did.
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Baman Piderman Marathon! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyvZ04KKhFY (the animation in this cracks me up, and the story gets better as time goes on)
Videos after the marathon: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUBjHp-_Szc&list=PLD0750A49525188E9&index=16
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http://thechive.com/2014/02/06/conditions-at-the-sochi-olympics-are-badhilarious-32-photos/
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If quake and team fortress 2 had a baby and kicked it in the face. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdtLLVXR82Y
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So basicly, I have something to share with you guys. MyeRs use to play WoW about 2.5-3.5 years ago, and his mom decided to cancel his subscription. The person who is filming is Quix, MyeRs brother. So sit back and relax. Enjoy 8)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc
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pb2x pointed out that Impractical Jokers is hilarious. I've been watching various youtube clips, and I have to agree.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhX7wzUT4o8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nK51_3LyJSE
Just ordered the 1st season dvd as well. :)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXHe7rEQrvQ
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXHe7rEQrvQ
Reminds me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHQr0HCIN2w - Mexican Standoff (ft. Key & Peele)
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Researcher baffled by document written by artillery master Franz Helm featuring pictures of jetpacks strapped to cats and doves
http://www.theguardian.com/books/2014/mar/06/fur-flies-rocket-cats-warfare-manual?CMP=fb_gu
:D
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pb2x pointed out that Impractical Jokers is hilarious. I've been watching various youtube clips, and I have to agree.
I just want to second this because after when watching I could not stop laughing at all it was one of the funniest things I have ever seen
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http://www.theguardian.com/books/2014/mar/06/fur-flies-rocket-cats-warfare-manual?CMP=fb_gu
:D
lol, some of the comments on that page are amazing.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ga3oED5K7uw
I laughed when I watched this video.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wn4RP57Y7bw&feature=player_detailpage#t=144 - skip to 2:24 if the link doesn't start you there.
"Who is champ?"
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wn4RP57Y7bw&feature=player_detailpage#t=144 - skip to 2:24 if the link doesn't start you there.
"Who is champ?"
l0l. I still find ownage pranks funnier though. But the flow of the troll was flawless. I loved how the lady was like something like this " ill burn my shirts..." And goes on was hilarious. Also the part where she's like "I swear to god if I...." And the girl says " do you support the US army?" That awkward moment was flawless haha.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHx4H6YrLgY - Creepy Louis Armstrong Singing Doll - Low Battery
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I just want to second this because after when watching I could not stop laughing at all it was one of the funniest things I have ever seen
Thirded - I've been marathoning it & everyone needs to go watch Impractical Jokers naow. We should have a vid stream of it so it can be a big community event. :P
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http://a.pomf.se/ddrqeg.webm
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http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ewLXytkbbqA
What do you think? Please express your views!
This is my view towards the girl who did this:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUeQRm0TyoE - Bus stop sniper Prank
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUeQRm0TyoE - Bus stop sniper Prank
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Go9rf9GmYpM- Bus stop prank by Pepsi Max UK
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5nCq40T3o3U -Vitaly Hitman Prank Dead Body Clean Up(ending is amazing)
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http://www.pointerpointer.com/
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oU9EGeMP5n4&noredirect=1#t=0m19s - Speech Jammer Gun Review
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One day a comedy central character will be based on this man as he sits on a toilet & is interviewed by Borat:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBq5v-suAHw
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKDHXolazEU - KARL PILKINGTON AND RICKY GERVAIS INTERVIEW 2012
The one at the end is the best.
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I saw this picture not too long ago and I thought this was too funny XD (this is Dillon Francis)
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Lol today i went on IRC and saw this.......
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(http://i.imgur.com/jItP1lJ.gif)
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yeah it is... :)
spam link removed
They're getting sneaky, lol.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4HKOWG2oEA
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yeah it is... :)
spam link removed
They're getting sneaky, lol.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4HKOWG2oEA
Haha. This Bot seems to have a good sense of humor. Also Jitspoe hasn't removed this bot and I know he is busy, but honsetly I'd like to suggest something: Make a person or group(doubt they would be a group) who has the power to delete/stop these bots. Name those people "[Name] The Slayr". I'd be happy to join this group.
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A Nichijou clip with some edits:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2li04wn7U4k
While awesome on its own, the music added to this one really made it.
And here's a different, unedited scene, just because: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7Et0a8fnuw
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Lukii's way to aim. I don't know why but I must laugh when I see this :D.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84kIErbACEs
pretty much.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfl33Tn0pYc - Skate 3 Funny Stuff Compilation #1
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http://imgur.com/gallery/rEpYm - Disney face swaps.
My personal favorite:
(http://i.imgur.com/vUJQKDX.png)
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http://imgur.com/gallery/kP92Yr7 - she ded.
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(http://i.imgur.com/wAUJgXG.jpg)
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(http://i.imgur.com/wAUJgXG.jpg)
(http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/005/848/ancient-aliens.jpg)
Also known as the evolution of the alien guy
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(http://i.imgur.com/C9q1amT.jpg)
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http://imgur.com/gallery/SZ61xzQ - "Guy in the Red and Blue keeps nailing it!"
Almost gets funnier every time I watch it.
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ok... ???
LINK:
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ok... ???
LINK: https://youtu.be/82rJuPGvsH8
WARNING: This Grass Texture is Not Allowed (http://dplogin.com/forums/index.php?topic=27815.0)
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WARNING: This Grass Texture is Not Allowed (http://dplogin.com/forums/index.php?topic=27815.0)
Just use it for videos ;)
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CJlv813UYAAmlBk.jpg)
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http://imgur.com/gallery/qVfhQWh - dad of the year
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http://imgur.com/gallery/qVfhQWh - dad of the year
LOLZ
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0Jtd6C3Iwo - for the Don Hertzfeldt fans.
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Some relaxing, guided meditation for this weekend:
SFW (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJSQFzw1pEE#t=32s)
NSFW (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92i5m3tV5XY)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0Jtd6C3Iwo - for the Don Hertzfeldt fans.
Thanks for the nightmares. Why are the clouds in the background so happy. :(
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Thanks for the nightmares. Why are the clouds in the background so happy. :(
Have you not seen the original Rejected film? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuOvqeABHvQ
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSi_FzQBNrU - Do something spooky.
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P1nk's NSFW is too hilarious. Maybe this will feel better:
http://imgur.com/topic/Funny/AQaFusb (http://imgur.com/topic/Funny/AQaFusb)
(someone likes markimoo! yay)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-p0CxW87pg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hE3HdcdZAxQ
2 awesome commercials for Avion water
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-p0CxW87pg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hE3HdcdZAxQ
2 awesome commercials for Avion water
That's kinda old
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Deez Nuts for president! 2016:
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_gzQI3kiuKw
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go trump go
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjPN1kywo-I
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Y8iRvQdSGA hehehehehe
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https://www.facebook.com/610413378989151/videos/1197914003572416/
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https://youtu.be/sqyOHKBu4Tg
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saw this a few weeks ago on a jumpserver, 2 people tried to build a tower with opening paintball2 multiple times in order to get kind of a ladder with the dp2 models
unfortunatly they timed out faster than they could create the tower and climb up to finish the map :D
(http://i.imgur.com/SeCnXH6.jpg)
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http://imgur.com/gallery/qVfhQWh - dad of the year
Actual dad of the year:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NFYDTsqOdk :)
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https://twitter.com/davidmackau/status/918891287906078720 awww :D
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTwJzTsb2QQ
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Cats everywhere.
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lol
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuiLGbDho78&t=8m57s
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Licensed to Ill by the Beastie Boys?
More like Licensed to IL by the New York Yankees, who already have 12 guys on the Injured List even though the season is barely two weeks in.