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Vesectomies suck
« on: October 22, 2009, 02:54:25 PM »
that is all.

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« Reply #1 on: October 22, 2009, 03:06:07 PM »
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Re: Vesectomies suck
« Reply #2 on: October 22, 2009, 08:47:38 PM »
It's tougher when you try to do the procedure yourself

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Re: Vesectomies suck
« Reply #3 on: October 23, 2009, 06:02:10 AM »
how about having the local wear off sooner than the doctor anticipated....

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Re: Vesectomies suck
« Reply #4 on: October 23, 2009, 12:16:04 PM »
How about watching the doc stick his finger in your sack, pull out this little tube, cut 3 inches off, cauterize it, then put it back?

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Re: Vesectomies suck
« Reply #5 on: October 23, 2009, 12:33:36 PM »
How about watching the doc stick his finger in your sack, pull out this little tube, cut 3 inches off, cauterize it, then put it back?

had one?

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Re: Vesectomies suck
« Reply #6 on: October 23, 2009, 03:26:49 PM »
Didn't watch - he just doubled me over on the table due to the sharp pain since the local was wearing off.... The left nut was a real biatch.

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Re: Vesectomies suck
« Reply #7 on: October 23, 2009, 03:52:44 PM »
D:

There are kids on this forum...

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« Reply #8 on: October 23, 2009, 04:25:34 PM »
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Re: Vesectomies suck
« Reply #9 on: October 23, 2009, 08:25:59 PM »
Yeah. I've been in combat, worked at a prison, and play the good guy irl so there's not much that my stomach can't handle these days. Believe me that I'm not trying to brag here. There are just some things a person should never be witness to but I always seem to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.  once watched an inmate cut his testicles out with a razor blade and throw the matter on the ground. What I watched at the doctors office is nothing.

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Re: Vesectomies suck
« Reply #10 on: October 24, 2009, 12:50:41 PM »
Dude... intercourse

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Re: Vesectomies suck
« Reply #11 on: November 01, 2009, 11:17:26 AM »
Ouch..

flip

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Re: Vesectomies suck
« Reply #12 on: November 01, 2009, 05:19:02 PM »
So there I was.....

I got tired of the stiches so I yanked 'em out. Now I'm just waiting on the piece of tissue that was sewn to the skin to stretch.

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Re: Vesectomies suck
« Reply #13 on: January 14, 2010, 09:54:23 AM »
once watched an inmate cut his testicles out with a razor blade and throw the matter on the ground.

Hearing Flip tell that story on vent is quite disturbing.

The wife did some research before I was to get snipped and there seemed to be some odd auto immune complications that could result. Who knows if that is true or not. Long story short she decided to get fixed instead of me.


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Re: Vesectomies suck
« Reply #14 on: January 14, 2010, 12:26:57 PM »
Relevant comics are relevant.

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Re: Vesectomies suck
« Reply #15 on: January 14, 2010, 08:32:30 PM »
i thought m7 was a priest

m7feettall

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Re: Vesectomies suck
« Reply #16 on: January 15, 2010, 08:38:29 PM »
i thought m7 was a priest

A. No

B. Various denominations take different views on the issue.


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Re: Vesectomies suck
« Reply #17 on: January 24, 2010, 06:47:48 PM »
i thought m7 was a priest

What does that have to with anything?

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Re: Vesectomies suck
« Reply #18 on: January 24, 2010, 10:39:43 PM »
What does that have to with anything?

The Catholic church frowns on various forms of birth control.

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Re: Vesectomies suck
« Reply #19 on: January 25, 2010, 12:34:05 AM »
and you said you were married...